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[origamiscienceguy]

Play chicken with it.
Position ourself in front of an electrical outlet and dive out of the way at the last second.

3: You hop over to an electrical outlet, and wait for the skarmory to charge. After a few agonizing seconds of staring, it decides to charge. You leap sideways at the last possible second, and the skarmory crashes into the outlet. However, no part of the skarmory actually entered the outlet, so it simply tuened around, let out a screech, and charged you again.

Skarmory is part-Steel-type, so it resists everything we can throw at it. Fly out an open window; the Skarmorury is probably too big to follow.
5: You spread your wings, and fly out of a window, the skarmory is too big and too inflexible to fit through, so it screeches insults at you that would not do. You head back to put it in it's rightful place.

Slap it in the chops with a wing attack.

6: You slap the skarmory's wing with your own son hard that you hear bones cracking. Unfortunately, they were your bones. The skarmory looked to be in pain from your attack, and it's metal chest had a small dent in it, but it was nothing compared to the pain you felt. Your wing joints were dislocated, and your wings each had an extra 2-3 joints now. Fortunately, the wound was internal, but that didn't make it hurt less. The skarmory looked hurt, but it continued to try and peck and cut you to death

Maybe not Everything we can throw at it.

Throw a pokeball at it.

6: You grab your last pokeball, and throw it at the skarmory. The ball catches it after a few seconds, but you threw the ball so well, that there was no way to open it anymore. Well, at least your problem was dealt with.

find some deodorant and a lighter, construct a makeshift flamethrower.

3: You decide to burn the skarmory alive inside the ball, unfortunately, pokemon don't use deordorent, so there was none inside the hospital. Oh well, maybe later.

You become overcome with the death of the Pikachu. You think if only I could redo the past. If only I could save that Pikachu...

Pull of serious time-space bs and travel through time to when the Pikachu was still alive, changing locations just before the skarmory would have hit you.

While you're past self is fighting ash take his Pikachu to the nearest pokecenter. Then return to the future.

1: You try to go back in time, but all you do is wind up a few seconds in the future... because of all the time you spent trying to go to the past. Also, you realize that you were standing in some sort of chemical, and your feet were suddenly burning. You hop out of the puddle, and put out the fire. But now your wings and legs hurt.

Invoke the power of Xerneas to bring that Pikachu back to life

6: You pray to the pokemon god Xerneas, and he appears. The red-hatted human, oblivious to the fight you and skarmory were having, suddenly looks up. Xerneas looks at his pikachu, and brings him back to life. The Pikachu looks overjoyed, but then it looks at you. Suddenly, Pikachu enters a rage, and comes at you with all of it's fury.

Status:
Level 6
Veridian City Poke-center
Fighting Ash's Pikachu.

[Xantalos]

Squawk squawk slave squawk I am superior squawk

Murder pikachu on purpose this time

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Squawk squawk slave squawk I am superior squawk

Murder pikachu on purpose this time

Since gods can apparently be invoked by us, why not get one to brainwash it and its trainer to serve our will?

[Xantalos]

Because murder

[Elephant Parade]

Spontaneously evolve better wings.

[Yoink]

Threaten to murder the pikachu's trainer's family if it doesn't back off.

[star2wars3]

Become part ground type.

[ziizo]

Absorb the Pikachu attacks to obtain a thunder armor

[heydude6]

Ok this RTD is beginning to go seriously off the rails, let's try something a bit saner.

Learn whirlwind and blow the pikachu out of the Pokemon center.

[origamiscienceguy]

Ok this RTD is beginning to go seriously off the rails,

Yeah, I noticed...

[origamiscienceguy]

Learn whirlwind and blow the pikachu out of the Pokemon center.

1: You try to learn whirlwind, but you are only a level 6. You got a long way till you learn whirlwind. The Pikachu uses your focused distraction as a chance to attack, zapping you with thunderbolt. It's super effective. Your mind is fried, and your muscles spasm uncontrollably.

Absorb the Pikachu attacks to obtain a thunder armor

6: Something inside you changes as electricity arcs through your body. First, the pain disappears, then, you notice a yellow barrier completely surrounding your body. You had heard the legends, when an indomitable enough bird was struck with thunderbolt, legends say they take on the electricity as an armor, protecting them from physical attacks, and damaging those that get to close. Unfortunately, you now can't touch anything without destroying it. Eating would be a challenge.

Squawk squawk slave squawk I am superior squawk

Murder pikachu on purpose this time

2: Everybody in the room was staring in awe at you, you take your newfound powers and strike back at pikachu with you electricity powers. However, Pikachu was an electric type, so the attack had no affect on him. Pikachu still looked furious, but was hesitant to attack you again.

Threaten to murder the pikachu's trainer's family if it doesn't back off.

3: You decide to take a different approach, threatening to kill his trainer and his family if Pikachu didn't back off. Pikachu did not seem impressed by your threats, and continued to watch you for signs of attack.

Since gods can apparently be invoked by us, why not get one to brainwash it and its trainer to serve our will?

2: You pray to the Pokemon Gods again to brainwash the human's mind, but it turns out that the god's don't actually care about you. Apparently, they would have saved Pikachu whether you prayed or not. Slightly embaresed, you decide to flee instead of continue the fight.

Spontaneously evolve better wings.

4: You flap your wings, and find that the Thunder Armor gives the air lots of convection, which makes it much easier to fly. You leap off of the ground, and exit through a window, out of the poke-center. Only now that your adrenaline was gone, did you realize how tired, injured, and hungry you were. You try to fly into a tree, but your electricity sets the tree on fire, so you land on the ground.

Become part ground type.

6: Immediately, the ground conducts the entire charge, creating a sizable crater, and destroying your barrier. The crater fills in with you still in it. When everything settles, you are stuck neck-deep in the ground, unable to move. You have to find a way out before other pokemon make you lunch, but you were also thinking about a poster you saw in the Poke-center. It was for the Indigo League. If you were going to make a name for yourself and all pokemon, that would be a great place to start. But first, you needed to get out of your hole, and also get 8 gym badges. But Food for thought...

[heydude6]

Get out by using fly which will teleport us since we're outside. As a matter of fact, let's try "flying" to the gym.

[origamiscienceguy]

Get out by using fly which will teleport us since we're outside. As a matter of fact, let's try "flying" to the gym.

(Which gym?)

[Yoink]

Be JolteonZAPDOS.

[heydude6]

Be Jolteon.

No, Zapdos!