Steal an item and escape.
1: You move in to grab a certain parcel from the shopkeeper, but the salesclerk sprays you with a can of pidgey-be-gone, blinding you (-1 to all further moves this turn) and stinging your entire body. You flab around wildly and somehow exit the shop before anything else bad happens. You still can't see, but you hear the blue-sweatered human taunting the red-hatted human.
No, karma time! Capture the blue-sweatered human!
2-1=1: You take your pokeball and try to capture the blue-sweatered human again. But since you cannot see, you completely miss and end looking like that one guy
in a bar fight who throws a bottle. Everybody stops, looks at you, then the blue-sweatered human unleashes a rattata and a pidgey who scratch you until you can no longer move. You were sitting in a pool of blood, paralyzed, and slowly blacking out when the human finally called his pokemon back, where he walked away, leaving you to die. You black out. (-1 to all remaining moves this turn)
Call the police Brainwashing Pokeballs are illegal
1-1=0-1=6(integer underflow): Unbeknownst to you, the human dropped his phone right next to you, and with one of your twitching toes, you somehow manage to press the emergency button on the phone. With the last of your consciousness, you hear the operator saying something in human language, and you black out, wanting nothing more then for the pain to go away. However, despite your resignation to death, you wake up in a pokecenter. The nurse was doing medical stuff to you, making you feel better, and stronger (LEVEL UP). You open your eyes, and find them still not working. In the distance, you hear the blue-sweatered human arguing with police-sounding men. It seems that he is in trouble for something called "animal abuse" (whatever that is) One of the men said, "You called us with your phone, but then decided to run away, that seems mighty suspicious. You are 10 years old, and therefore a legal adult, so we will see you in court for your trial." However, you black out again before you can hear the rest of the conversation.
become bionic pigey
3-1=2-1=1: You have a dream about becoming a metal bird, but slowly your mind comes back and you realize that you weren't dreaming, a metal bird was staring right at you. Your vision seems to have healed, as well as your other injuries. But now a level 7 skarmory was sitting up in bed, watching you intently. You look around, and see several injured pokemon, but there was only one human here, the red-hatted one, crying next to his dead pikachu. Maybe having a human trainer that cared so much about you wouldn't be a bad thing... Maybe?...
No. You stand up in a sign of resolution. You will not be brainwashed by the humans. Unfortunately, the Skarmory takes your standing up as a challenge, and flies at you.
Status:
Level 6
Veridian City Pokecenter.
Fighting a Level 7 Skarmory.
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Topic: You Are A Pidgey RTD | Gary for Prison. (Read 11612 times)