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[NJW2000]

IN THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY, PEOPLE HAVE BECOME BORED AND DISILLUSIONED BY EARTHLY GOODS AND PLEASURES.

THERE IS GREATER DEMAND FOR HERMITS.

THIS IS WHERE YOU COME IN. YOU ARE ALL HERMITS.

THE BUS DROPS YOU NEAR A MOUNTAIN IN SOME COUNTRY SOMEWHERE. YOUR MISSION, IF YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT, IS TO GO FORTH, MEDITATE, PRAY, FAST, CONTEMPLATE AND DO OTHER HERMIT STUFF.

WHO WILL BE THE BEST HERMIT, ATTRACTING FAME, FORTUNE, AND RICH SPONSORS AND ADVERTISING DEALS? WHO WILL DIE ON THE MOUNTAINSIDE? POST ACTIONS TO FIND OUT NOW!

[ziizo]

Find a cave

[vishdafish]

Find a massive mountain.

[NJW2000]

Find a cave

3

You find a crevice! With a dead badger!

Find a massive mountain.

6

You stroll into the farther away mountains and find the largest mountain of all. It reaches into space and hasn't been noticed by NASA or national geographic for some reason. Perfect for hermiting.

[Chevaleresse]

build a temple in the mountains

starting with the Basic Hermit Starter Hut (TM)

[crazyabe]

Look for A Giant ant Hill.

[ziizo]

Using the lesson I learned from minecraft I punch a mountain until a cave is created

[vishdafish]

climb up the great mountain.

[Sosoku234]

Climb a huge tree.

[Dustan Hache]

Find a nice secluded valley.

[Yoink]

Hijack the bus at knifepoint and drive at high speed towards the nearest expanse of ancient rainforest.

[NRDL]

Sit and breathe deeply with my eyes closed.

[NJW2000]

build a temple in the mountains

starting with the Basic Hermit Starter Hut (TM)

2

You lie down and cover yourself with sticks.

Look for A Giant ant Hill.

1

You get eaten alive by giant ants. New character Y/N?

Using the lesson I learned from minecraft I punch a mountain until a cave is created

1

Your fist is now a mess of steak tartare. The mountain is unimpressed. You begin to doubt the "educational" benefits of computer games.

climb up the great mountain.

3

You get up the steep bit, and the very steep bit, but collapse at the foot of the REALLY steep bit.

Climb a huge tree.

1

You impale yourself on a branch. Attempt reincarnation Y/N?

Find a nice secluded valley.

5

Seclusion is yours. Noone will ever find you here. Or the bodies. Not that there will be bodies.

Hijack the bus at knifepoint and drive at high speed towards the nearest expanse of ancient rainforest.

3

You grapple visciously with the driver, sustaining several stab wounds. But you eventually get hold of the bus and speed off to where you assume is ancient rainforest. Eventually.

Who put that speed bump on a mountain?

Vehicle gained: bus

State gained: bleeding out

Sit and breathe deeply with my eyes closed.

1

Yoink runs over you, spoiling your concentration.


Vishdafish and Dustan Hache have attained solitude.

Yoink has attained a bus.

[Dustan Hache]

find a stick or something, and dig out a hollow under a large tree stump.

[vishdafish]

"I WILL climb to the summit!"

Continue my journey to the summit.