Name: Wario
Gender: Male
Age: Middle-aged—40? who even knows
Essence Organ: Garlic-clove-shaped/sized organ inside stomach
Appearance: A short, fat man clad in purple overalls and a yellow shirt. Does anyone *not* know what Wario looks like?
Personality: Greedy, mean, and rude.
Backstory: At first, Woodsworth refused to become a Cazadore; the hologram pointed out that, if the Anomalies were allowed to spread freely, untold riches would be destroyed, but even
that wasn't enough. Woodsworth eventually offered Wario an unmatched fortune in exchange for his service, which led him to accept.
Zielon Wallet: $14,000
Abilities(Lv. 2 Active)
Mega Microgame: Wario forces everyone to play a microgame, giving them an optional goal. The winner(s) receive(s) a trinket—or, if the microgame is dangerous or exceptionally difficult, something a bit better. Rather than being achievements ("kill 20 boars", "avoid damage for three turns", etc.) most microgames will include elements that interact with the real world; for example, a microgame might involve herding cats from one area to another.
(Lv. 1 Active)
Bob-omb Blast: Wario throws a bob-omb. Bob-ombs can be placed on a timer, or just set to explode as soon as they come into contact with something. (Cooldown: 2 turns)
(Lv. 1 Active)
The Nose Knows: Wario detaches his nose. While detached, it will be able to smell treasure, but unable to perform its respiratory role; as a result, Wario will be unable to “catch his breath”, making strenuous activities (combat, running, etc.) nearly impossible.
(Lv. 1 Active)
Caped Capitalist: By donning his famed suit—which takes a full turn, during which Wario is defenseless; it’s pretty hard for him to get into the thing—Wario transforms into Wario-Man! Benefits:
- Clumsy flight (think of it as being like air-swimming)
- A +2 bonus to all rolls involving physical strength
- A +2 bonus to all defensive rolls
The transformation lasts 3 turns, the turn spent transforming not included. (10-turn cooldown)
(Lv. 1 Passive)
Garlic Guard: When Wario eats garlic, its dissolved remains solidify around his Essence Organ, acting as a barrier.
(Lv. 1 Passive)
Muscle: Wario is actually pretty strong, even if he doesn't appear to be. (+2 to rolls involving physical strength)
(Lv. 1 Passive)
Adaptivity: Upon suffering a severe wound, Wario will transform. The transformation will always be related to the attacker and attack—an ice attack might turn him into
Frozen Wario, for example.
EquipmentPortable Garlic Dispenser: Trades riches for garlic. (Accepts any form of currency, but charges extra when non-local currencies are used.)
Assist Trophy: Summons Waluigi for 3 turns. Waluigi will fight with his tennis racket, bob-ombs, feet, and unpleasant voice. He tends to fight dirty, and will cheat whenever an opportunity to do so arises. (9-turn cooldown)
InventoryGolden Monkey Head Artifact: A golden figure shaped like a screeching monkey. In its eye sockets are two rubies. Beyond its obvious monetary value, it was shown to have enhanced Solangre's powers in some way.
Looting Sack: A sack received as a microgame prize. Currently contains the Golden Monkey Head Artifact.