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continue the game or not?

continue
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dont continue
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Author Topic: You Are A Metroid!  (Read 61056 times)

Coolrune206

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #465 on: August 27, 2016, 10:09:02 am »

Snooze.
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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #466 on: August 27, 2016, 10:11:17 am »

Snooze.
15+10=25
you drift off to sleep.
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Coolrune206

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #467 on: August 27, 2016, 10:48:06 am »

Continue slumbering.
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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #468 on: August 27, 2016, 10:55:36 am »

Continue slumbering.
ZZZ.....
"whats that thing?"
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Coolrune206

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #469 on: August 27, 2016, 11:09:35 am »

Lurch to consciousness. Investigate our surroundings.
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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #470 on: August 27, 2016, 11:21:06 am »

Lurch to consciousness. Investigate our surroundings.
17+3=20
You awaken to see Samus staring at you, you feel different.

Your status: Healthy
Your evolutionary stage: ing hopping metroid
phazon exposure: 10
Your energy absorbed: 35
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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #471 on: August 27, 2016, 11:29:14 am »

Quick! Be adorable! Be do a cute sleepy yawn and make a cute screeing noise!
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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #472 on: August 27, 2016, 11:31:02 am »

Quick! Be adorable! Be do a cute sleepy yawn and make a cute screeing noise!
15+5=20
"what the heck?"
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Coolrune206

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #473 on: August 27, 2016, 11:32:29 am »

Perfect!

Now KILL.
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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #474 on: August 27, 2016, 11:37:19 am »

Perfect!

Now KILL.
5+6=11
you try to take samus off guard, but fail.
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Coolrune206

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #475 on: August 27, 2016, 11:40:52 am »

Spit a glob of Ing at Samus to blind her. Then, immediately afterwards, fire a glob of Phazon at her to damage her.
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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #476 on: August 27, 2016, 11:42:52 am »

No no, see, we should fool her. Say, in the best, excited accent we can make. "Friends?" Surely Samus won't be a heartless bitch and shoot such an adorable, friendly and clearly want to be your hat thing.
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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #477 on: August 27, 2016, 11:50:00 am »

No no, see, we should fool her. Say, in the best, excited accent we can make. "Friends?" Surely Samus won't be a heartless bitch and shoot such an adorable, friendly and clearly want to be your hat thing.
She's totally a heartless bitch. At some point, she completely exterminates every living metroid from the galaxy except for one, whom she leaves in the care of scientists who plan to dissect it, before it is kidnapped by an evil dragon. In the end, her adopted child metroid is killed defending her.

She's totally eeeeevil. Plus, do we understand hooman speech?

I say we just attack her and steal her energy. Quickest way to become dark samus is to absorb her power-suit's energy.
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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #478 on: August 27, 2016, 11:50:21 am »

No no, see, we should fool her. Say, in the best, excited accent we can make. "Friends?" Surely Samus won't be a heartless bitch and shoot such an adorable, friendly and clearly want to be your hat thing.

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Re: You Are A Metroid!
« Reply #479 on: August 27, 2016, 11:54:04 am »

No no, see, we should fool her. Say, in the best, excited accent we can make. "Friends?" Surely Samus won't be a heartless bitch and shoot such an adorable, friendly and clearly want to be your hat thing.

+1
*Sigh* +1. If you can't beat em, join em.
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