++Thought for the Day: Glory in death is life eternal.++
Alright, fine. Now that several other morons have charged across the open field and softened up the Orks, charge in and shoot Orks.
[3] vs [4] As you run across the battlefield, you fire off a few shots and hit some fellow guardsmen! The range and their flak vests means none of them die [1] vs [3] but the commissar didn't see you do it and thus does not execute you!
Continue CHARGING!!!
[5] vs [6] You charge the the ork in front of you with your bayonet, but he krumps you before you can even lay a scratch on him. (You are dead.)
First action: Lob a grenade at the commissar. Is he a lord commissar?
[3] vs [3] You throw a grenade at the commissar, but he catches it and throws it back at you! [6] vs [6] You catch it just like he did, but the fuze finishes running and you explode in a gory mess before you can ask him whether he is a lord commissar or not. (You are dead.)
Throw a grenade to the orks and charge with my knife
[5-1] vs [3] Your grenade lands near the orks, killing four guardsmen and injuring an ork! [1] vs [6] The commissar does not see this successful act of traitory. You stand up and start hopping towards the orks to finish the job but you bleed out before you do! (You are dead.)
Take the ID cards of another dead solder approximately amy age and gender, hair color, exc, so my leader wont execute me for having a poor throwing arm.
[3] vs [6] You quickly look around for a dead guardsman to desecrate the corpse of, but you find no one! Everyone else left the trench to charge the orks! [4] vs [6] The commissar continues firing at you but your cover is sturdy and protects you. You see him take out his chainsword and charge you in frustration.
Poobah's missing action
[6] The orks chop you up pretty good. (You are dead.)
Everyone:
The charge has successfully softened up the orks for the next offensive at the low cost of 80% of the guardsmen who undertook it. You hear a sharp whistle signalling the retreat. This is the last phase of the battle.
Tiruin, Zormod:
Please submit your actions. You are assumed to have joined the fight and fought some orks doing little to no damage.