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Andres

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Roll to Imperial Guard
« on: August 05, 2016, 12:46:52 am »

You are a member of the glorious Astra Militarum, Hammer of the Emperor! Your regiment is fighting [1] the perditious and ignominious Ork, their foul stench reaching across the battlefield into your trench. You must kill them for the glory of the Emperor!

Recommended Mandatory reading: Fighting Orks in Hand-to-Hand Combat

++Thought for the Day: Nothing can hide from the wrath of the Emperor.++

Spoiler: Character Sheet (click to show/hide)

Players:
Nix-2 (NRDL)

Graveyard:
Enton Murasi (HugeNerdAndProudOfIt) - Executed by commissar for heresy (turn 0)
Guardsman 67 (The Moonlit Shadow) - Executed by commissar for cowardice (turn 1)
Torm Cibaria (Zormod) - Shot to death by orks (turn 1)
Lyra Ariane (Tiruin) - Shot to death by orks (turn 1)
Ritske Matisse (Playergamer) - Executed by commissar for cowardice (turn 1)
Nix (NRDL) - Krumped by orks (turn 2)
random guardsman (The Moonlit Shadow) - Executed by commissar for insubordination (turn 2)
Eman (ziizo) - Bled out after getting shot by orks (turn 2)
Bill Alabaster (Poohbah) - Choppa'd by orks (turn 2)
random guardsman (The Moonlit Shadow) - Killed by vengeful machine spirit/will of the Emperor/accidental suicide (turn 3)
Karl Pilecki (LordBrassroast) - Shot to death by orks (turn 3)
Genti Bors (HugeNerdAndProudOfIt) - Executed by commissar for insubordination (turn 3)
random guardsman (ziizo) - Krumped by orks (turn 3)
Capto Glandibus (Zormod) - Executed by commissar for incompetence (turn 3)
Lienne Vala (Tiruin) - Executed for heresy (epilogue)
« Last Edit: August 09, 2016, 08:34:38 pm by Andres »
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2016, 12:50:59 am »

Name: Nix
Rank: Guardsman
Age: 18
Gender: Male

Equipment: Lasgun, flak vest, combat knife, grenade, Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind

FOR THE EMPEROR!!1!
« Last Edit: August 05, 2016, 09:41:53 am by NRDL »
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GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2016, 12:50:05 pm »

PTW
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2016, 01:26:42 pm »

Name: bill alabaster
Rank: Guardsman
Age: 42
Gender: male

 

Equipment: Lasgun, flak vest, combat knife, grenade, Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2016, 01:39:46 pm »

Name (optional): Lyra Ariane
Rank: Guardsman
Gender (optional): Female
Age (optional): 25
Backstory (optional): Recruited from one of the many Ice worlds of the Imperium, Lyra is an adept in fighting in cold environments and maintaining a defensive hold on rough terrain, and trained with the usage of heavy weapons.

Equipment: Lasgun, flak vest, combat knife, grenade, Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2016, 01:41:04 pm »

Name: Eman
Rank: Guardsman
Age: 33
Gender: Male

Equipment: Lasgun, flak vest, combat knife, grenade, Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2016, 02:56:13 pm »

Name (optional): Enton Murasi
Rank: Guardsman
Gender (optional): Male
Age (optional): 23
Backstory (optional): Enton grew up as the 2d son of the planetary governor of Kestrel Prime, overshadowed by his older brother, he joined the imperial guard to prove himself, however, 1 year after he left, his home was attacked by the Tyranid hive fleet Leviathan. Only if ok with GM:(While not a true Psycher, he does have an unusual sensitivity to fluctuations in the warp, which he keeps carefully hidden)
Appearance (optional): fair skinned with dark hair and blue eyes

Equipment: Lasgun, flak vest, combat knife, grenade, Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind, Only if ok with GM:(a Small metal coin from Kestrel Prime, with his fathers face stamped on it, and the phrase, 'There are no miracles. There are only men.')
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #7 on: August 05, 2016, 03:09:46 pm »

Name: Karl Pilecki
Rank: Guardsman
Gender: M
Age: 22
Backstory: Grew up as hiver "middle class". Picked up by the draft.
Appearance: Tan skinned with red hair.

Equipment: Lasgun, flak vest, combat knife, grenade, Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer, faith in the God-Emperor of Mankind.
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #8 on: August 05, 2016, 03:33:01 pm »

Spoiler: Character sheet (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #9 on: August 05, 2016, 08:40:54 pm »

Only if ok with GM:(While not a true Psycher, he does have an unusual sensitivity to fluctuations in the warp, which he keeps carefully hidden)
1d100=[8] While travelling through the Warp on the ship taking you to the warzone, the Warp overtakes you and you start screaming about the Blood God. Your commissar shoots you in the head and the ship's servitors throw your corpse into the garbage incinerator.

Everyone else:
It's a sunny day over the planet of KOB101. It is on this sunny day that you receive orders to go over the trench and charge the orks to soften them up for the main offensive. Normally this is the job of the artillery but a Munitorum error resulted in a lack of shells. But never fear! For your flak vest will protect you from the crude weaponry of the ork and your lasgun will pierce their ramshackle armour! Have faith in the Emperor and you will surely succeed!

++Thought for the day: Knowledge is half the battle.++

What do you do?
« Last Edit: August 05, 2016, 08:48:49 pm by Andres »
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #10 on: August 05, 2016, 08:48:14 pm »

Only if ok with GM:(While not a true Psycher, he does have an unusual sensitivity to fluctuations in the warp, which he keeps carefully hidden)
1d100=[8] While travelling through the Warp on the ship taking you to the warzone, the Warp overtakes you and you start screaming about the Blood God. Your commissar shoots you in the head and the ship's servitors throw you into the garbage incinerator.
Jeez, I didn't mean that sensitive, i meant like, if he was near a demon, he might feel a twinge or something! If he was that sensitive, how did he possibly keep it hidden in the 3-odd years he was an imperial guard?
« Last Edit: August 05, 2016, 08:50:32 pm by HugeNerdAndProudOfIt »
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #11 on: August 05, 2016, 08:48:43 pm »

charge the scoundrels
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2016, 08:50:36 pm »

Only if ok with GM:(While not a true Psycher, he does have an unusual sensitivity to fluctuations in the warp, which he keeps carefully hidden)
1d100=[8] While travelling through the Warp on the ship taking you to the warzone, the Warp overtakes you and you start screaming about the Blood God. Your commissar shoots you in the head and the ship's servitors throw you into the garbage incinerator.
Jeez, I didn't mean that sensitive, i meant like, if he was near a demon, he might feel a twinge or something!
gotta say that was brutal
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2016, 08:51:16 pm »

Jeez, I didn't mean that sensitive, i meant like, if he was near a demon, he might feel a twinge or something!
You rolled an 8 on a d100 for psychic powers (however small) in a setting where 8 is the holy number of a Chaos God. I was obligated to punish your horrendous luck, it's nothing personal.

EDIT: You can make a new character if you want.
« Last Edit: August 05, 2016, 08:54:08 pm by Andres »
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Re: Roll to Imperial Guard
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2016, 08:52:19 pm »

Gj then
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