Turn 6
Town: 696
Enemies: 2875
eat the bagle before it eats me!
[2] The bagel eats you. RESPAWN?
-1 town
Keep firing, channel magic through the bullets, don't care what kind as long as it hurts
[3] You fire and miss with no magic effects.
Rally the town! Encourage all able-bodied individuals to fight! Continue defending the trench!
[1] In trying to rally the town, you are immediately hit by a sniper's shot. The town members you gethered flee to the hills. RESPAWN?
-12 town
Gain control of myself.
[6] Youbgain control of yourself and manage to keep it until your consciousness leaves again. RESPAWN?
Try summoning Yog-Sothoth again!
[5] You summon Yog-Sothoth. He fights Cthulhu [1] and loses, crushing you and part of your army. RESPAWN?
-134 enemies
All right, call upon my impish brethren to bolster the town's ranks!
[2] You convince them to help in the battle, but did not mention what side. They terrorize the town, sending townies scurrying into the hills.
-24 town
Continue attempting to rocketjump punch out Cthulhu! Failing that, summon XANTALOS!
[1] You rocket jump to punch Cthulhu in its cephalopoid face. It then eats you. RESPAWN?
-1 enemy
Begin a bunch of strafing runs on the enemies.
[3] You can't quite line up a good strafing path and decide to circle back.
modify the enemy explosives so they explode early
[4] You set the enemy artillery shells and mortar shells to explode just after leaving the barrel. As you head back to base, you hear the distant explosions and smile.
-14 enemies
Begin converting the enemies to the Religion of Townism.
[3] You try to convert the enemies to Towniism. They don't listen to you.
Town remaining: 773
Enemies remaining: 2724
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