Turn 8
Townies: 601
Enemies: 2508
repaint my plane to the Ebola gay and drop an atomic bomb on the enemies.
[4] You repaint your plane into an entirely new plane. It goes from being a Sopwith Camel to being a Boeing B29 Superfortress. You are loaded with a 2 kiloton nuclear warhead. You drop it on the enemies and kill about 388. You see enemy fighters on the horizon.
-388 enemies
Respawn in a experimental prowler tank and enter Lockdown mode before taking aim at Jaguar's plane and shooting it out of the sky with an AP round.
[4] You get are a tank driver. Your tank is loaded with AP rounds even though there is no apparent opposing tanks. You do spot a large aircraft drop a bomb on your guys, though. You fire and hit the plane. You hit the inner right engine, causing it to explode, killing three of the crew, but not bringing it down.
-3 town
Call upon the services of the molepeople to aid the town.
[5] You successfully recruit all the neighboring mole people. All two hundred or so.
+200 town
Deploy landmines just in front of a segment of the trench, then make that segment visibly weakened. Hope that the enemy charges and gets annihilated by the mines.
[5] You lay a perfect ambush with landmines.
-35 enemies
Trick the enemy to start in-fighting in their ranks
[1] They pinpoint your voice in specific and work together to find you and kill you in specific. The your buddies.
-5 town
seek help from the alien emperor smizkiflibben
[6] They help out, at the cost of your eternal servitude. The aliens join the ranks of townies, and you are now a slave, forever. RESPAWN?
+50 town
I will find a tank and kill people with it, dammit.
[3] You just can't seem to find a workable tank.
I Unleash Rabid Forest Mutants on the Town.
[2] You unleash the hounds. On the wrong side of the forest. Into your own army.
-12 enemies
Keep trying to gain control of myself. Permanently this time.
[2] You are unable to do so.
Town remaining: 843
Enemies remaining: 2073
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