Turn 7
Town: 773
Enemies: 2724
Upon seeing his commander and father shot, Ser Wellington the Fourth took up arms and lead a valiant bayonet charge upon the enemy fortifications with as many men as he could muster.
"FOR THE COMMANDER!"
[4] You lead a successful bayonet charge deep into the enemy front. You then retreat and wait for the next wave.
-25 enemies
Convince the enemy to abandon the war and go back to their homes
[3] You try to talk the enemies out of fighting, but that ain't having none of it.
Dangit, I just Got rid of an eldritch abomination while trying to summon Jesus Christ to fight it, Still I might as well Call in drop pods full of Elite Reinforcements. . .
[5] ((I assume you are on the enemy side? If not. I'll just move the troops to the other side.)) You call in a metric crap ton of troops to help. They open fire with advanced machine guns, killing many.
-80 town
+140 enemies
jump to the moon and look for alien weapons to aid the town with
[6] You jump to the moon. Actually you jump through it. And out the other side, where you find some Soviet era super advanced space based nuclear powered super weapons. You take aim at the town's rough geographic location and fire indiscriminately. You see various large explosions. Two in the town and five in the enemy army.
-70 town
-326 enemies
Drop a tactical nuke on enemy army.
[2] You drop the nuclear device ((about twice the theoretical yield of the fat man from Fallout)) directly on an area of trenchline far enough away from the town and most enemies to be ineffective, but there were some townies defending it.
-14 town
-4 enemies
Get a tank. Remove enemies with tank.
[3] You fail to accuire a tank from any of the surrounding villages.
Continue the strafing runs.
[3] Once again the run's not on target enough to warrant a loosing of rounds.
rig the machine gun to explode and throw it at the enemies
[1] Your gun has been rigged to explode, you forget this and fire at a nearby enemy. Your gun doesn't explode on cue, instead you initiate a cook off and you uncontrollably run through ammo, killing five or six allies. The it explodes. RESPAWN?
-7 town
-1 enemy
Cry tears of Rage even harder than ever before!
[3] You tear Wells are dry for the moment.
Okay, imps were a bad idea. Go and recruit the beastmen/mutants in the forests to fight for the town instead!
[1] You walk into the woods and try to recruit the local denizens. There is a failure to communicate and you are eaten alive. RESPAWN?
-1 town
Town remaining: 601
Enemies remaining: 2508
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