Hand Mongo my speed potion.
"Take this. If shit really hits the fan or we get pegged by Godbotherer Extraordinaire, drink it. Two swigs left. Gives you super speed, but can mess you up in return. Now let's move in. The game's been given away already."
Move in, keep an eye out.
Into the foyer you go, on high alert. Mongo has your potion.
Try to get inside and out of sight with out being seen then begin looting
once inside
You guys grab the Idol I'll loot down here and keep the escape clear
You giggle a little as you begin sweeping trinkets and coins off the tables into your loot sack. "Goody goody goody. I'll take one of these, and one of these, and two of those and ..."
((Hope I get a chance to use the speed potion, looks like it might be a bit interesting.))
Thank you Fiddler, though with any look I shouldn't need this.
Head inside. Ignore looting for now, and search for anyone or anything that might be a danger to me or the party. Kill anyone I find.
You head in and approach the double doors, just as they fly open, revealing a nice little swarm of enemies. You roar your famous battle cry: "These guys are a danger to me and my party!" And grab one guy by the head, then smash him skull first into the post of the doorway. Oh, and by ice littel swarm, I mean there are a lot of them and they are armored and have polearms and swords and stuff.
Head inside, keeping my staff above me (between myself and the people looking down at us) in case of magical attack to absorb.
Once inside, either stop the heart of anyone vaguely hostile (omega legion comrades not included). If nobody hostile presents themselves, stop the heart of any non-hostiles that present themselves (again, omega legion comrades not included). If they cower or plead for mercy, finish them with my bare hands.
You cross the courtyard, ignoring the man above, except to protect against magic. He calls out to you, but you pass below without a word. Inside, you refuse to let Mongo have all the glory of the only good battle cry, and raise your voice as well:
Statement of intent to do harm: You are vaguely hostile, and are not part of [organizational name omitted!, while holding up a puppet and wiggling it's arms at them. You press on the puppet 's chest, and the five beings in the front of the group all clutch at their chests and drop, some leaning against the walls, others on their knees, before their eyes go dull and they fall.
Get inside and get looting. Watch that guy wrestling an angry furball.
You step in and start bagging stuff before stopping and looking at the crowd of hostiles at the double doors. "You want in on this?" Not sure which guy and which furball you want to be eyeing.
What is even happening to me. Blink out of the way.
You must be becoming awesome! Yo always knew you were. probably gonna have hippo ears, a little hippo tail, a huge hippo ass. it'll be sweet. You'll be able to swim like a motherfucker, and eat boats full of people like screamy little candies.
You blink away. You appear somewhere, on top of a pile of oranges, while two women chat idly nearby. You startle the shit out of one of them, who screams and falls over backward, landing in the gutter. The other one shrieks as well, more in reaction to her friend than to you.
"Cawoof?"Head inside as well. Freeze any surprise attackers, use the crossbow on any less surprising attackers.
Not to be outdone by Mongo or Clunkers' fabulous battle cries, you cry out "Yeah! What they said, only better!" And cast. the hallway the men are in goes blinding white for a moment. The sound of ice crackling ominously echoes through the room, and the temperature drops a good twenty degrees in there. the hallway is blocked by a wall of ice, mere inches from Mongo's outstretched paw.
Welp, that takes care of the ground floor, except the side rooms. Easy peasey.
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