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Author Topic: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.  (Read 4660 times)

lcy03406

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In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« on: July 30, 2016, 10:00:13 am »
suddenly I received an announce spam about "ManyUrists cancels drink, interrupted by hammerer". I zoomed in and sow the hammerer was my cook. And then everyone start to punch, kick and bite the cook. The cook fell unconscious twice, and they stopped fighting. The cook got many red wounds and soon died from suffocation.
What happened? Why they fight?
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Dunamisdeos

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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2016, 10:26:20 am »
Check a violent dwarf's thoughts.

I hope it was an argument.
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2016, 12:07:16 pm »
Serving booze in the tavern leads both to death by alcohol poisoning (suffocation, as it's simulated as vomit blocking the airways via lung damage) and additional lethal "non lethal" fighting as inhibitions are lessened by the booze. Dunamisdeios' suggestion is probably as good a reply as you'll get.
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2016, 12:26:53 pm »
Seriously though, I've had broken bones happen because of an intellectual argument.

Both parties came away feeling better afterwards.
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2016, 01:04:50 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 30, 2016, 12:26:53 pm
Seriously though, I've had broken bones happen because of an intellectual argument.

Both parties came away feeling better afterwards.
This reminds me of the famous astronomer Tycho Brahe, who once got into an argument about trigonometry and decided to settle the matter by application of broadswords...
He lost the argument, and his nose. Turns out he was right though...
The morale of this: scientific discourse can be quite dangerous :)
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2016, 02:35:46 pm »
Quote from: crundle on July 30, 2016, 01:04:50 pm
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 30, 2016, 12:26:53 pm
Seriously though, I've had broken bones happen because of an intellectual argument.

Both parties came away feeling better afterwards.
This reminds me of the famous astronomer Tycho Brahe, who once got into an argument about trigonometry and decided to settle the matter by application of broadswords...
He lost the argument, and his nose. Turns out he was right though...
The morale of this: scientific discourse can be quite dangerous :)

How do I start such an argument?
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2016, 04:18:15 pm »
Quote from: DMT on July 30, 2016, 02:35:46 pm
Quote from: crundle on July 30, 2016, 01:04:50 pm
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 30, 2016, 12:26:53 pm
Seriously though, I've had broken bones happen because of an intellectual argument.

Both parties came away feeling better afterwards.
This reminds me of the famous astronomer Tycho Brahe, who once got into an argument about trigonometry and decided to settle the matter by application of broadswords...
He lost the argument, and his nose. Turns out he was right though...
The morale of this: scientific discourse can be quite dangerous :)

How do I start such an argument?

To be more specific, two dwarves had an argument, and one beat the other to the point where his arm and foot were broken. The dwarf that was beaten felt pleased that he got to have an argument.
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2016, 04:19:13 pm »
The American political/scholarly system used to be much more entertaining:



Never bring a quill to a debate:
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2016, 04:26:14 pm »
Look at this milk slurping grin on this asshole.

You know he started this argument.

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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2016, 01:46:38 am »
This is not a bug. It's a feature. All the more reason to have a small secondary hospital within the tavern.
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2016, 06:24:11 pm »
Quote from: SanctusTerrae on August 01, 2016, 01:46:38 am
This is not a bug. It's a feature. All the more reason to have a small secondary hospital within the tavern.
Makes me wonder what would happen if you crossbred Dwarves; who need hospitals for their bars and go on alcohol-fuelled macroengineering projects; and Centrians, hyperaggressive cyborgs who need real-time reconstruction systems for their bars.
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #11 on: August 03, 2016, 09:54:53 am »
not much since robotic enhancements don't effect DNA..
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #12 on: August 05, 2016, 08:09:09 pm »
Quote from: scourge728 on August 03, 2016, 09:54:53 am
not much since robotic enhancements don't effect DNA..

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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #13 on: August 05, 2016, 08:15:24 pm »
what exactly is that picture supposed to mean?
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Re: In the tavern, dwarves punch each other to death.
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2016, 08:30:02 pm »
They Totes McGoats do mess with your DNA in Star Trek. Borg do that with nanites, AKA wee robots.

Seven of Nine is a famous Borg character.
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