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[Fenrir]

Hey, it's easy to chop warthogs to bits when you've got an axe. I'm fighting with my bare hands.

[Squeegy]

Because you refuse to pick up the goddamn axe.

[Fenrir]

I don't need the goddamn axe. Me an' my trolls will wrestle them packaderms to the ground! I'll show you lot who's hardcore!

[Squeegy]

You couldn't hurt an elephant with a goddamn STICK if you tried it.

[Fenrir]

I didn't join this community fortress to have my dwarvish self be disparaged and insulted. Have we made and goddamn progress?

[Squeegy]

You're not dwarvish, you're a goblin for Chrissakes. No, we haven't made any progress because the entirety of the fortress is made of idiots and you guys refuse to collect any fuckin' sand.

[Fenrir]

quote:Originally posted by Squeegy:
<STRONG>You're not dwarvish, you're a goblin for Chrissakes.</STRONG>

Oh, hehe, my bad!

[Squeegy]

It's now 1052. The work on making this hellhole into something to be proud of is slow going. My office/bedroom has just been carved out and smoothed, and I'm the only one with a bed.

We're finally making a bit of progress on the tower. We're going to construct the base all the way up, and then make it much larger, with an encircling wall that contains workshops. Then, we will live entirely in the tower.

[ February 03, 2008: Message edited by: Squeegy ]

[Fenrir]

We're all glad your comfortable. [/sarcasm] I wouldn't fall asleep.

[Squeegy]

Tragedy! While hunting, Sandono was struck down by an elephant. I don't personally care, but everyone is yelling at me, and I seriously feel like hitting one of them. At least Kira seems happy, despite the fact that Grul wrestled one of her cats to death. Speaking of which, I need to talk to him about that. Also, preferably throw him into the magma pool.

[Squeegy]

While conducting a meeting, I blacked out. When I woke up, I was on the floor, writhing in agony. Apparently I had thrown a tantrum and Grul had beat the shit out of me for my own good.

[Fenrir]

quote:Originally posted by Squeegy:
<STRONG>...Grul had beat the shit out of me for my own good.</STRONG>

 
*Gan high-fives Grul.*

[Squeegy]

While taking a drink, I blacked out again. When I woke up, same deal, with Grul standing around. I really don't get why he keeps following me around, but I'm getting tired of it.

We're barely having any time to make glass, and there's now only 6 of us. Surely someone from the fortress has heard of us and wanted to come see our progress?

[Squeegy]

Okay, the mood swing is really pissing me off. I feel like killing everyone in the fortress and trying again.

[Fenrir]

Mood swing?