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Author Topic: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.  (Read 6277 times)

Squeegy

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #30 on: February 02, 2008, 08:36:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Scorpios:
<STRONG>

Then switch my points in cooking to Macedwarf. I'll do the cooking too, just enable it on start-up and I'll work my way from Dabbling.

EDIT: So we have a weaponsmith, butcher, tanner, cook, leatherworker, two animal trainer, four military and three spots left. We could use some fishers and a glassworker.

[ February 02, 2008: Message edited by: Scorpios ]</STRONG>


Actually, we have:

1 Jack of all Trading
1 Weaponsmith
1 Goblin dragoon
1 Butcher
1 Tanner
1 Leatherworker
1 Goblin smasher
2 Animal Trainers
2 Animal Caretakers
1 Armor User
1 Goblin chopper
1 Miner
1 Mason
1 empty slot

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #31 on: February 02, 2008, 08:45:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Squeegy:
<STRONG>

Actually, we have:

1 Jack of all Trading
1 Weaponsmith
1 Goblin dragoon
1 Butcher
1 Tanner
1 Leatherworker
1 Goblin smasher
2 Animal Trainers
2 Animal Caretakers
1 Armor User
1 Goblin chopper
1 Miner
1 Mason
1 empty slot</STRONG>


Me, Fenrir, Narceh, Sandano and you. did you take two?
Then what we really need is someone to work with glass.

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #32 on: February 02, 2008, 08:48:00 pm »

Give me a Gob, named Grul, give him proficient mace and shield using.
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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #33 on: February 02, 2008, 08:50:00 pm »

Torak, are you reading ANYTHING?! We need a glassmaker, not MORE military! >=(

Also, there is:

Me
Vetehenin
Scorpios
Gan
Sandono
Kira
Grul

Which makes 7 gobs.

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #34 on: February 02, 2008, 08:53:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Squeegy:
<STRONG>We need a glassmaker, not MORE military! >=(</STRONG>

Noone really needs a glassmaker.

Besides, Grul not care what 'Grat want.

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #35 on: February 02, 2008, 08:56:00 pm »

If we're to make everything out of glass, everyone will have to do some glassworking sometime. Besides, we'll mostly be making blocks, so it doesn't matter what the quality is. I don't think we really need a glassmaker.
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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #36 on: February 02, 2008, 08:57:00 pm »

Yes, we need a glassmaker. We're making a green glass tower.

So I deducted points from everything else to make you a Proficient Glassmaker. As punishment.

Edit: Fine. You can have your useless military dwarf. I'm not drafting you. You're doing fucking glasswork.

[ February 02, 2008: Message edited by: Squeegy ]

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #37 on: February 02, 2008, 08:58:00 pm »

quote:
Originally posted by Squeegy:
<STRONG>Yes, we need a glassmaker. We're making a green glass tower.

So I deducted points from everything else to make you a Proficient Glassmaker. As punishment.</STRONG>


Now watvh as he died after being assaulted by a wolf while collecting sand because he didnt know how to hit him or use a shield. I know it'll happen.

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #38 on: February 02, 2008, 09:00:00 pm »

Who is Kira?

Also, we're all going to die. Now strike the earth!
Or, gather is in silky bags and throw it back upon the earth in condensed form!

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2008, 09:01:00 pm »

So, I'm the glassworker?
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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2008, 09:01:00 pm »

I rounded up my only friends in the fortress, and talked the plan over with them.

They seemed to like it, and each came up with what he required for the journey.

We ended up with this:

After a vote, the majority of us decided we'd settle in the desert, and build a green glass tower to properly put the fortress to shame.

We're setting out immediately!

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #41 on: February 02, 2008, 09:03:00 pm »

OH FUCK. I hit 'e', for embark, and check the unit list.

There's not a single thing on the list... besides elephants.

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #42 on: February 02, 2008, 09:07:00 pm »

We...didn't bring a single bag.

Well at least we all have military skills. now to enable hunting and create some elephant leather bags!

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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #43 on: February 02, 2008, 09:10:00 pm »

I don't think that's such a good idea. I'd prefer channeling and setting out some cage traps. Which I'm doing. But if you want to charge an elephant, go ahead.
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Re: Goblin Fortress: We don't like dwarves.
« Reply #44 on: February 02, 2008, 09:13:00 pm »

Nobody lives for ever (or very long in DF)! Come War Trolls! Into the attack!
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