Yuki Ito
When you check your handbook, you notice an addition to the Class Report Card... or rather, a pending one. Each profile now has a dark rectangle with the words "Portrait coming soon" written in the center. Huh.
Sasha Viola
"Do me and everyone else a favor princess and learn to tell when people are not being serious and most of all stop being such a prick you....Y-You Haven't experienced pain,true pain, You haven't been stabbed and burned beaten, hit by car's saving people! Carrying your failures over-"
"Oh save me the fucking sob story, Supergirl." Snaps 'Eesha, putting one hand on her hip as she approaches far to closely. "Everything that happened to you was your own damn fault because you have to be all up in everybody's business. People like you disgust me. Selfish, egotistical bitches who can't leave well enough alone because they have to be the Hero of everybody else story! Even after all that saving and all that heroic bullshit, you still can't get it through your thick head that we would all be happier and better off if you just left us the fuck alone!"
Grimm Castle
You take advantage of 'Eesha stepping out of your way to try to sneak Pedro out of the rapidly deteriorating situation. You manage to approach him, but just as you sidle up next to him as subtly as you can in your colorful outfit, your trip over an untied shoelace.
The resulting crash is spectacular. You trip towards the pool table, where Ashley is still inspecting the pool cues. She fails to notice you until it's too late, and you smash into her back. The pool cue she just put down is quickly straddled as she falls forward, by first her and then you, even as her hand arches back to grab onto something. Unfortunately, she grasps your belt, which comes undone, and your trousers drop. So do you, and the pole becomes like a balance, lifting up Ashley onto it's end as you sink down.
Time seems to pause for a moment. For the longest instant in both of your lives, Castle sits on the floor, a pool cue between his legs, standing almost vertically, his trousers around his ankles and his heart-patterned boxers out for all to see. Ashley, still in shock at the sudden change in her environment, rides the top of the pole, legs wrapped around the shaft and head tossed upwards. Tears sparkle at the corners of her eyes.
Then it all comes tumbling down. The pole, driven by it's own momentum, flings Ashley into the corner of the rec room opposite the door, where she rolls and springs upright on reflex. Castle, still dazed, sits on the floor with his pants around his ankles, until the pool cue drops and with a solid thud strikes him on top of the head. Castle collapses in a heap, briefly unconscious.
Sonja Nobody
Of all the things you were expecting to see when you entered the rec room, this was not one of them.
((Talk about a fucking Mikan moment. First roll of the game and it's a natural 1. Ashley didn't roll a crit fail, but she did fail to notice Castle. Luckily her Dex is good enough to make sure she didn't have her own Mikan moment coming down from Castle's Pole.))
((EDIT: Briefly forgot you were rolling under your scores. Fuck it; I'll keep it. It's funny.))
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