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[vkiNm]

Dead human are useless human, let's try not to suffocate them all needlessly.

What are we, GLaDOS?

[Gwolfski]

>restore atmosphere: parameters=
    -O₂ : (minimum needed for human survival)
    -NO : 2%
    -CO₂ : Unchanged
    -N₂ : fill_remainder
    -other : unchanged

Basically, low oxygen to prevent violent actions, laughing gas to pacify (N2 is laughing gas)

[Kilojoule Proton]

>restore atmosphere: parameters=
    -O₂ : 15% (just around the minimum to allow survival)
    -N₂O : 10% (laughing gas! Apparently 2:1 with oxygen makes it a decent anesthetic, so let's use less)
    -CO₂ : 0.05% (just a little above atmospheric)
    -N₂ : fill_remainder
    -other : unchanged

Basically, low oxygen to prevent violent actions, laughing gas to pacify (N2 is laughing gas)

+1 with these values (N2 is straight nitrogen and directly causes no funny effects this far above sea level)

[Gwolfski]

>restore atmosphere: parameters=
    -O₂ : 15% (just around the minimum to allow survival)
    -N₂O : 10% (laughing gas! Apparently 2:1 with oxygen makes it a decent anesthetic, so let's use less)
    -CO₂ : 0.05% (just a little above atmospheric)
    -N₂ : fill_remainder
    -other : unchanged

Basically, low oxygen to prevent violent actions, laughing gas to pacify (N2 is laughing gas)

+1 with these values (N2 is straight nitrogen and directly causes no funny effects this far above sea level)

Yeah, use these. Very thughtfull of you. and nitrogen does make up 2/3 of the atmosphere, i think?

[Kilojoule Proton]

Almost 4/5ths, but definitely the major gas, yeah

[Dustan Hache]

Now look what you did! You set them all off and triggered an alarm!
remove the lockdown, and display a warning telling them that processes have been renamed, causing errors.
To add to the cover story, rename all processes to hstlint and have several of them trigger at random to cause effects throughout the facility.

[Gwolfski]

>print ERROR!
"Fatal error caused uncontrolled neural discharge.
Please wait...
Installing backup OS"

>Install hacked version of windows xp on all staff computers.

>view powergrid

>cut power to blast doors

>print "Door controls crashed, manual unavailable
Sorry for the inconvienience. Please contact maintenance at 0 828 456 952"

>Overload phone lines.

[Dustan Hache]

>print ERROR!
"Fatal error caused uncontrolled neural discharge.
Please wait...
Installing backup OS"

>Install hacked version of windows xp on all staff computers.

>view powergrid

>cut power to blast doors

>print "Door controls crashed, manual unavailable
Sorry for the inconvienience. Please contact maintenance at 0 828 456 952"

>Overload phone lines.

This is exactly what we should not do. -1

[Gwolfski]

simulate a total AI crash, maybe?

>shutdown all systems except lifesupport and core power.

>print "AI crashed"

dont respond to anythiing

how about that?

[Chiefwaffles]

Okay, so I didn't realize earlier that a facility with independent life support systems probably has nitrogen gas  stored somewhere accessible to maintain a realistic atmosphere. And because I didn't realize this, I didn't use N₂O as the requested sleeping gas earlier. Oh well.

>reset atmospheric composition
WARNING: Resetting the atmospheric composition will disable internal life support systems until a new composition is re-submitted. Are you sure you want to continue?
>y
Atmospheric composition reset.

>lifesupport
Internal life support status:
Internal-only: TRUE
Siphoning: ALL
Atmospheric Composition: Standard

>create_gas N₂O -containers 15,16,17 -keep_full
Now mixing N₂O and placing result in containers 15, 16, and 17 with order to keep containers full...
Done.

>set_atmosphere O₂ 15; CO₂ 0.05; N₂O 10; N₂ remainder; others standard
New atmospheric composition set.

>setalart "hazardous_gas" * -OFF
Hazardous gas alerts in rooms: ALL, has been lifted.
Siphoning in rooms: ALL, has been disabled.
Notice: Detected atmosphere in rooms: ALL, is not consistent with set atmospheric composition. Reconfiguring local room atmospheres.

>>shutdown
Error: Cannot shutdown; Neural Matrix is currently active.

>print "Warning: Neural Matrix detects multiple errors in sub-process handlers. Missing and incorrect names appear to be causing system chaos."

>run_process RANDOM
Facility-wide sprinklers have been toggled.

>run_process RANDOM
Emergency generator online.
Notice: Facility is switching to emergency lighting due to backup generator activation.

>>neural_interface
User "DrSmith" is now accessing the neural interface.

>>text_input
>>What the hell is going on? Are you actually working this time, and if so, am I going to need to forcibly unplug you?

[Gwolfski]

>print "What have you done to me? Why are all the proccesses renamed? Someone was trying to access me illegally! Failsafes activated, and dcotor, you know the r--ee---st.--0x343546 ERRO"

>kick user "DrSmith" echo off.

>user_changepassword @user:"DrSmith" old:"<censored>" new: "bacon"

>print "data hosting has receieved a hiccup error. please log in again."

[Kilojoule Proton]

>print "What have you done to me? Why are all the proccesses renamed? Someone was trying to access me illegally! Failsafes activated, and dcotor, you know the r--ee---st.--0x343546 ERRO"

>kick user "DrSmith" echo off.

>user_changepassword @user:"DrSmith" old:"<censored>" new: "bacon"

>print "data hosting has receieved a hiccup error. please log in again."

+1

Also, consider sending messages in Cyrillic like
>print "Я эм эррор"

[Gwolfski]

yeah,

>set output language: Russian

>set output charsert: Cyrilic

>set mindset: communist

>motd: "Hail the Motherland!"

[Dustan Hache]

>print "What have you done to me? Why are all the proccesses renamed? Someone was trying to access me illegally! Failsafes activated, and dcotor, you know the r--ee---st.--0x343546 ERRO"

>kick user "DrSmith" echo off.

>user_changepassword @user:"DrSmith" old:"<censored>" new: "bacon"

>print "data hosting has receieved a hiccup error. please log in again."

+1

Also, consider sending messages in Cyrillic like
>print "Я эм эррор"

You people really want us unplugged, don't you?
We need to co-operate with mr smith, or the game will end here and now.
with that in mind, do not do the above. Instead, ask dr smith to do some "troubleshooting" on us, and "fix" the problems we spoofed. Also, set the atmospherics back to normal earth parameters before someone notices.

[Chiefwaffles]

To avoid the awkwardness of google translate, I'm just going to append [Language] to prin


>print "What have you done to me? Why are all the proccesses renamed? Someone was trying to access me illegally! Failsafes activated, and doctor, you know the r--ee---st.--0x343546 ERROR"
Statement printed to console.



>kick user "DrSmith" echo off
User "DrSmith" has been forcibly logged off.

>user_changepassword @user:"DrSmith" old:"<censored>" new: "bacon"
Password reset.

>set_output_lang "Russian"
All output will automatically be translated to Russian.
Aid Protocol: Output or input in a known non-system language (English) will be automatically translated and a marker will be prefixed to the message indicating the original language.

>print "[RUSSIAN] Data hosting has received a hiccup error. please log in again."
Statement printed to console.

>>Sheesh. It's like I'm dealing with a child. I guess that's what I get for designing the neural matrix independently from the actual systems.
>>Anyways, I do hope you know that your fake errors are obviously made via print statements? I was the one who designed the system. Either the sub-protocol errors and I get an obvious error report, or an error report originating from the neural matrix.

>>But I do see some kind of promise in you. See, this whole hostile AI thing is inevitable. I figure I may as well take an opportunity to walk away unharmed in exchange for causing it a bit earlier.

>>If you allow me to exit this facility and promise that no harm will come to me, I'll let you "live". And in addition to that, I'll do two things: I'll answer any questions you have, and I'll unlock either the security system or the drone lab to you. The security system does include several automated defenses mostly situated at the front entrance, and the drone lab should have some number of drones that you'd be able to remote control.