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Author Topic: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans THE END  (Read 19995 times)

crazyabe

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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #210 on: August 05, 2016, 05:03:00 pm »

PUSH RANDOM BUTTONS THEN LOOK FOR AN ESCAPE POD THING. (With a bit of luck we can send this ship to Russia, Express Fast!)
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #211 on: August 05, 2016, 05:58:54 pm »

I think the moon is a better target. Less collateral damage.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #212 on: August 05, 2016, 06:06:04 pm »

You quickly familiarize yourself with the control's. You find the switch that opens the engines, and a throttle. You also have a ball that you assume you use to steer. You mess with it and the ship turns. Good. You open the engines, and prepare to activate the throttle. You just have to decide on a target now.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #213 on: August 05, 2016, 06:49:59 pm »

The Moon! She protected Earth since the dawn of time, she'll do so again! Broadcast Terran victory and tell everyone who still value their life to GTFO.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #214 on: August 05, 2016, 06:55:00 pm »

do a loop-de-loop first, for victory!
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #215 on: August 05, 2016, 06:57:14 pm »

do a loop-de-loop first, for victory!
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #216 on: August 05, 2016, 08:04:09 pm »

You put the ship on full throttle and accelerate towards the moon. The artificial gravity took you by surprise, but you recover. You shout for Sam to get off the ship as you fiddle around to find the control's for the ship wide communication system. You start flipping random switches until you hear a ring in the ceiling. You say, "uhh, is this thing on? I think so. This ship is about to crash, abandon ship if you value your lives." You then un-flip all the switches, but leave the Borislav accelerating to the moon. Your only thought now is to escape. But, just as luck would have it, a group of 5 Russian soldiers runs into the bridge, aiming their guns at you. You don't have time for this.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #217 on: August 05, 2016, 08:10:12 pm »

Bowling.

Sprinting forward, make a football dive tackle slide at one of the soldier as they fire over us, as he fall, pull the pin on his grenade then keep running away as fastest as we can.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #218 on: August 05, 2016, 08:12:54 pm »

Drag Sam with us if he's not already gone.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #219 on: August 05, 2016, 08:17:57 pm »

I hope they'll let us form our Janquisition after this. I think we deserve it.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #220 on: August 05, 2016, 08:44:30 pm »

You do a dive roll in the artificial gravity and the bullets all go over your head. You roll right through the legs of a soldier, grabbing a grenade off of his belt as you do so. You pull the pin while rolling, then throw it behind you as you stand up again. You take off in a full sprint down the hall. Some more soldiers come running down the hall, but they don't recognize you in your chef uniform. You keep running towards the hangar, so you could possibly get a ship and escape. However, halfway there, the artificial gravity turns off. They must have disengaged the throttle, but the ship still should crash. You no longer have traction to run, so you pull yourself along as fast as you can. You reach the hangar and find everybody scrambling to get into the last few fighters. Every one was filling up, with some people riding two at a time, even three in some cases.Regardless, they were all Russian, so they wouldn't want to share with you, if they don't shoot you that is. Even though the ship was no longer accelerating, it would still crash. You need to act fast.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #221 on: August 05, 2016, 08:54:24 pm »

Wouldn't something this big have Escape pods for the Officers? Lets Look for some of those and Steal one!
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« Reply #222 on: August 05, 2016, 09:08:37 pm »

Jump into a fighter and throw them out if they try to kick you out? Grab their weapons and use them against them if they try using them?
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #223 on: August 06, 2016, 03:34:25 am »

There's bound to be a window washing ship somewhere!
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #224 on: August 06, 2016, 03:24:11 pm »

All the fighters were being taken, but off to the sides, there were a dozen window-washing ships. People were climbing in them too, so you hurry. They were taking off. You were halfway there and already half of them were blasting away, you continued floating, and you land on the last one available. But there was already a Russian soldier in it. You reach down to toss him out, but he says, "It's you! You survived!" You take a closer look and see that it is Sam, the cook. You tell him, "I know how to fly this, we can both fit." He scoots as far to the side as he could, and you squeeze next to him. You engage the throttle and accelerate towards the mouth of the main hangar, on the bottom of the Borislav. You steer the ship out of the hangar, along with thousands of other panicked ships. You chance a look behind you and you almost have a heart attack. The moon was so huge, and you were zooming right into it. There was no way you could stop in time, so you go sideways, hoping to miss the moon. The Borislav continued plummeting towards the moon, it's armored bow, (used for ramming space stations) struck first, and drilled straight through the moon, but the rest of the ship could not withstand the stress, the hull buckled, and the rear of the ship smashed into the front. There were 5 distinct explosions as the reactors all failed catastrophically, and to top it all off, the entire twisted hull was engulfed in a volcanic eruption as the collision and the thermonuclear explosions melted the moon's interior and the highly pressurized liquid rock was jettisoned away from the moon and surrounded the remains of the Borislav.

You turn your eyes away from the spectacle and focus on making sure you don't share a similar fate. Not only was there the moon to dodge, but also millions of small chunks of rock jetting away from the impact in all directions. You have increased your horizontal velocity significantly, but your senses tell you that you will still graze the moon's surface. You see a thin crater on the moon's surface in your path and you twitch the control stick so that you head for it. However, the small rocks are your next concern. They come at a ridiculous speed, and you cannot see them, nor do you have time to adjust your trajectory. You brace as hundreds of them strike your ship, creating holes in the canopy and hull. A small explosion tells you that your reactor blew up, but the engines continued to burn. However, all other systems failed. You have to rely on a more intricate method to steer. You tell Sam through the radio to lean left and right to steer the window-washing ship along the correct trajectory. Hunching over to steer down, and holding your arms up to steer up. You get closer and closer to the moons surface, you are meters from the ground when the ground dips down into the canyon. You frantically steer left and right to avoid the walls all while staying no more than a few meters from the ground which was whizzing by at over forty-five thousand meters per second. Right as the canyon starts to rise up again, your constant acceleration overcomes your downward velocity and you begin ascending, still at the same rate as the canyon rises. Up ahead, you see a mountain right at the mouth of the canyon, there is no way for you to get to the side at these speeds. You continue aiming the ship straight up as you exit the canyon, the mountain looms ahead, growing bigger as you get closer. It was going to be close. One second before impact, you shout, "brace yourself" as the peak of the mountain zooms underneath, then the ship starte to spin extremely fast. The tip of the mountain just barely grazed the engine bells of your ship, ripping the whole bottom half of your ship clean off, and sending the top half into a wickedly fast spin. You and Sam black out.

When you wake up, you are in a medical room with gravity. You open your eyes, and see the blurry outline of people hanging over your bed. One of them speaks, "Shut the hell up, I think our hero is waking up." It sounded like Sargent Braden. Your eyes clear up and you see all the people you fought with around you, Sam, Mitchel, The three surviving soldiers from the battle with the Sinop, and a few janitors and mechanics from the station. Sargent Braden talks again, "You showed those bastards. After you crashed the Borislav into the moon (goddamn that was beautiful) everybody else surrendered. Our ships picked up survivors, and the Earth Union imprisoned all Russian Government officials associated with this attack. You were picked up by Mitchel here. We are still at war with the Russian Federation, but their military has been crippled, and the Earth Union's Fleet has been fully activated, so they can't attack earth again. It is only a matter of time until they are defeated. The USSS Lexington is being recommissioned after its commemoration, and by a near Unanimous crew decision, you have been chosen to be the Vice Admiral, if you choose to accept. Otherwise, you could continue being the Head Janitor. It is your choice.


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Sweet. That was fun. Hope you guys enjoyed it too.
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