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Author Topic: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans THE END  (Read 20018 times)

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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #135 on: July 29, 2016, 08:11:33 pm »

You react even faster than he does. You punch him straight in the throat, cutting off his ability to speak, then you kick him in the groin (a weak spot in the armor) causing him to collapse to the ground. You rip off his helmet, and punch him square in the face, knocking him unconscious. You pull him into the closet and put on his armor over your janitor apparel, while also replacing your comms with his. Immediately, there is chatter over the radio in Russian. You don't know any Russian, but you think the man is ordering people to come somewhere. You walk randomly through the station until you see another soldier. He speaks in Russian and beckons you to follow him. You nod without saying anything, and follow. He takes you to a large room in the station, and many soldiers are there, around 3 dozen you estimate. But in the center of the room was a large group of terrified janitors. All of the janitors on the station you assume. The officer you saw kill Baker was in the room, with the men that you attacked in the hangar. The officer was showing every janitor to them, and they were shaking their heads, presumably trying to find one that looks like you. After the last janitor was checked, the furious officer gave an order, and all soldiers aimed their weapons at the janitors. You quickly do the same to avoid being spotted. The officer gives a second order and all soldiers look down their sights. You hesitantly follow. You know what will happen when he gives the third order...
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #136 on: July 29, 2016, 08:37:34 pm »

when he Gives the Order, We Shoot Everyone that Isn't Wearing Janitor's Uniforms, STARTING WITH HIM.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #137 on: July 29, 2016, 08:41:21 pm »

No. All the janitors would die!

Shoot him before he gives the order.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #138 on: July 29, 2016, 10:30:04 pm »

No. All the janitors would die!

Shoot him before he gives the order.

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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #139 on: July 29, 2016, 10:35:38 pm »

No. All the janitors would die!

Shoot him before he gives the order.

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+1,then start janitor uprising
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #140 on: July 29, 2016, 10:40:20 pm »

Another Idea Would be to Yell "REVOLUTION" at the top of our lungs while Shooting the Officer in the Balls, Leading to the Janitors Massacring The Soldiers.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #141 on: July 29, 2016, 10:58:36 pm »

Another Idea Would be to Yell "REVOLUTION" at the top of our lungs while Shooting the Officer in the Balls, Leading to the Janitors Massacring The Soldiers.

+1 Yes, Comrade. Revolution for the people!
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #142 on: July 30, 2016, 03:45:42 pm »

Before the officer has a chance to say the last order, you shout "REVOLUTION" at the top of your lungs and shoot the officer square in the head, just like he killed Baker. The guards around you immediately turn towards you in shock, but the guards further away have no idea what happened. You shoot the guards around you before they have time to turn around and take aim. The janitors recovered from shock quicker than the guards, and they all take out whatever they have in their aprons: brooms, mops, detergents, etc. and charge the confused guards. The janitors had trouble killing guards, due to their armor, but they were succesful in disarming them and firing Gauss rifles at other guards. Some janitors died, but even more guards were slaughtered. You were barely holding your own, dodging shots left and right, there was no way you could keep this up, but then the janitors came to your rescue, killing your attackers. The remaining guards retreated through an airlock. Orders were screamed through your headset, but you could not understand. A small janitor came up to you and said, "my name is Mitchel. Give me the headset, I speak russian." You objige him, and assist in stripping the dead bodies of soldiers for weapons and armor. Soon, every janitor was outfitted with titanium armor, and some sort of Gauss weapon. You have an army. Mitchel comes to you and says, "The Russians have ordered 60 men to guard the communication room, and the rest to assist in launching the vessels. None of us had been permitted to enter Hanger 1, so that must be where the vessels are, and none of us have been to the communication room, so I don't know why they would be guarding it."
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #143 on: July 30, 2016, 06:25:06 pm »

Let's go fuck their vessels up. Break into an armory and make a duct-tape nuke, proceed to throw said nuke into Hanger 1 and create a new star. Maybe we can go look at their generators afterwards and cut the powers?
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« Reply #144 on: July 30, 2016, 06:35:04 pm »

You tell everybody, "you know this station better than I do. Spread out and kill any resistance. I need someone to take me to an armory. Mitchel volunteers. He leads you out of the large room, uses the codes from the deceased guards to open airlocks in his way. "It is so satisfying to move freely. Normally they escort us into a room, and lock us in until the room was clean. We were never permitted into the armory, but I know where it is. But be careful, the man on the radio stationed some guards there." You follow him through more hallways, floating through them at a quick pace due to the lack of gravity. After one more turn, you found the armory. There, you see 3 guards with Gauss autocannons. The second they see you, they let loose, forcing you back behind the corner. They continue firing, suppressing your movement in that direction. You don't have time to wait for them to run out of ammo.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #145 on: July 30, 2016, 06:37:32 pm »

Bounce bullets off walls, and into faces.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #146 on: July 30, 2016, 06:38:07 pm »

No no, better. Bounce a grenade off walls, into faces.
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« Reply #147 on: July 30, 2016, 06:54:43 pm »

This area is pressurized, so a radiation shock grenade would not be as effective, nontheless, you pull the pin and throw it at the wall, bouncing it straght at the guards. You hear a scream and their guns stop firing, and the next thing you see is a flash of fire, you feel a heat wave, and you hear your temperature warnings going off. However, you were not as affected as the soldiers. You round the corner and there were three blackened bodies, burned almost instantly with the high-oxygen atmosphere. Once the surrounding air cooled off enough, you enter the armory, find another roll of duct tape, and you go to work. After two practice attempts, you build this diy nuke in a fraction of the time. You carry it out of the armory and say to Mitchel, "Let's nuke the bastards... Where are the bastards?" He looks confused for a moment, but then says, "Hangar one is this way, follow me." You follow him through some more tunnels, slower because of the nuke you are carrying, but he brings you to the last airlock between the presurized station and Hangar 1. "Put your mask on. This hangar is the biggest one on the station. Used for repairing battleships and even dreadnauts. You prepare yourself, but are taken aback when the door opens. He wasn't lying when he said it was big. There were 4 battleships of the same class aws the RFSS Sinop, over a dozen mini-carriers and cruisers, but in the center was the largest ship you had ever seen. On it's side gleamed the words "RFSS Borislav" It's hanger doors were closing, and you would estimate that it could probably carry a Sinop-class battleship within it's own hangar! Suddenly, your duct-tape nuke seems very insignificant. On the Sinop, it only damaged a couple of interior rooms. What could it do against something so massive? All the ships were starting their engines. If you wanted to do something, now was your last chance.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #148 on: July 30, 2016, 07:01:00 pm »

What we need to do is nuke the hanger's controller and make the door close on them, effectively cutting ships in half or out-right crushing them into pancakes, causing the ships to be blocked and crashing into each others like the largest traffic accident there ever was.

So let's nuke the hanger's controller and hope that causes the hanger to engage it's emergency lockdown.
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Re: You Can't Die: Space Shinanigans (suggestion game)
« Reply #149 on: July 30, 2016, 07:08:45 pm »

What we need to do is nuke the hanger's controller and make the door close on them, effectively cutting ships in half or out-right crushing them into pancakes, causing the ships to be blocked and crashing into each others like the largest traffic accident there ever was.

So let's nuke the hanger's controller and hope that causes the hanger to engage it's emergency lockdown.
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