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[crazyabe]

Draw Plunger, Smash Plunger in Top First at the Pilot's Head,  Remove Plunger when he is Unconscious, Proceed to Plunge the Canopy off. Enter and Shoot the Driver. Remark About How Odd it is that Enemy Ships Have Almost the Exact same Controls As the window washing ship.

[origamiscienceguy]

You let go of your pistol, take out your toilet plunger from your janitor apron, stick it onto the canopy, and use it as leverage to launch yourself forwards despite the fighter accelerating. You just barely clear the canopy as it gets pivoted into the open position. You grab the front of the fighter and use it to keep yourself from flying off backwards. You take your small broom from your belt and smack the pilot's wrist as he was trying to aim his pistol at you. The pistol flies out of his hand and smashes into the open canopy. You let go of the front and fly back into the open canopy, using his own helmet as a means to slow you down, grabbing his pistol, and ripping his helmet off. You then grab the plunger off of the canopy and plunge his face, kinking the tubes that supply oxygen to his mouth. He tries desperately to remove the plunger, but you shoot him in the back of his head, push the ejection seat button and watch him fly away. You then get in the ship and find your way around the controls. Without a seat, it was harder to get in a position to operate all of the controls, but you manage. You turn the ship off of an intercept with the boarding ships, so that they wouldn't fire at you, and scan the space around you for hostiles. By this point, you and the others had reached halfway between the USSS Lexington and the RFSS Sinop, so the ships all spin around and start decelerating, You do the same.

The RFSS Sinop was now firing smaller shots towards the boarding ships, which were thankfully missing at this extreme range, but the defense fighters were now grouping up to attack the boarding ships. There were large groups approaching from each side, each group focusing on a different boarding ship.

unanchor ourself and hold onto the nose of the craft when he ejects the canopy, then grab our wrench and smack his bitchass little wrist to take his pistol like the bully we are.

Take his helmet, too. Let him suffocate.

Replaced wrench with broom. Why would a Janitor have a wrench?

[vkiNm]

Fall into position behind the attacking squadron, pretending to be their wing..

Then unleash hell upon the unsuspecting unarmored backside of the bastards.

[crazyabe]

Fall into position behind the attacking squadron, pretending to be their wing..

Then unleash hell upon the unsuspecting unarmored backside of the bastards.

+1, Then go back to their base Continually Firing And Claiming Malfunction the Firing is a Malfunction...

[origamiscienceguy]

You fall into a formation of one of the attack squadrons. A neighboring pilot looks at you and points to his ear, probably telling you to put your headset on. You tap your ear several times, and he seems to accept that solution. Once all the pilots were in formation, you unleash hell. You aim for the engines, causing the ships to veer off course, crashing into others, causing a huge disruption. You repeat the process on several ships in front, causing the entire wing to either be destroyed, or break formation. The surviving ships now knew that it was you that fired the shots, and the few surviving fighters scatter back towards the main battlefield. However, the other wing attacking the other boarding ship continue unhindered. The escorts do as they were told and move towards them, but the attackers do not waver, instead they unleash a torrent of bullets, smashing through the escort's armor and destroying them all in a matter of seconds. The attackers then adjusted course to avoid the debris of what used to be the escorts. They then regroup and target the boarding ship, peppering it with fire until a shot penetrates and hits the reactor, shutting off the engines. That boarding ship was effectively dead as it had no chance of avoiding the RFSS Sinop, and would crash. The enemy fighters now regrouped and targeted the other boarding ship, but a few of them, heeding the warnings of the ships you just killed, broke formation and charged at you.

[vkiNm]

Duck and weave just like we did in the Videogames, do a barrel roll, even!

go straight for the attacking squadrons, locking missiles on the center ship in every squadron and fire all of our missiles at them in hope to cause a large enough chain explosion to clear the path for our remaining assault ships. If have time, go become the disabled ship's thrusters. More soldiers on their ship is a good thing, always.

[Gwolfski]

Duck and weave just like we did in the Videogames, do a barrel roll, even!

go straight for the attacking squadrons, locking missiles on the center ship in every squadron and fire all of our missiles at them in hope to cause a large enough chain explosion to clear the path for our remaining assault ships. If have time, go become the disabled ship's thrusters. More soldiers on their ship is a good thing, always.

+1

[origamiscienceguy]

You know that you have to take out the ships attacking the boarding ship. You wave around Gauss shots, roll duck under the attacking ships, and focus on the attack formation. You find the controlls for the ships missiles, and lock all 4 onto the central ships in the squadron. However, the ships attcking you also lock missiles on you. You both fire missiles at about the same time, only you fired four while the ships attacking you fired 36. You go full throttle towards the attacking formation, twist your ship around to fit in a tiny gap between them right as all the missiles hit. The enemies tried to take evasive maneuvers at the last second, but their tight formation prevented them from dodging your missiles. Also, the missiles aiming at you could not distinguish between you and the tight formation you just flew through, so they also hit the attacking squadron. In an instant, most of the attackers were destroyed. The friendly escorts flew towards the remaining ones, and they all scattered. You are in the correct position to give the disabled boarding ship a downward push such that it would miss the RFSS Sinop, and be picked up after the battle was over. However, you now have to deal with the 9 attackers that are fixed on you. They are coming in from all directions.

[vkiNm]

Give the disabled ship a 'bump' so that they'll be off-course and picked up later, use said bump as a means to kick ourself off in another angle up towards the enemy ships.

They're coming from all sides? Good. Fly directly into the middle of the ball, swirl back around quickly when they start firing their Gauss, let them hit each others with their own guns!

Just like in the movies!

Also wipe out that smudge that's been bothering us on the screen.

[origamiscienceguy]

You engage the throttle again and hurtle towards the disabled boarding ship, bouncing off of it with a groan of metal scraping against metal. The boarding ship was now off of a collision course, and would continue to float out of the battlefield until it would be picked up after the battle, either as a rescue, or as prisoners of war, depending on who won the battle. Meanwhile, you rebounded right in the middle of the 9 attacking ships. Anticipating their moves, you flip your ship around and go full throttle. They all fire Gauss blasters and dense shells go hurtling through space at a significant fraction of the speed of light. A few hit your ship, but thankfully miss you. Your engines sputter, and one of them shuts down, but you can still control with the two remaining engines. The remaining projectiles all pass through where your ship would have been had you not made a 180 turn, and they continue onwards, striking the other attackers on the opposite side. Those pilots were not as lucky. A few of them exploded, but most of them just had a few holes in the hull, with an ominous red liquid flowing out of them. Only one ship was still able to fight, and you two perform a sort dogfight. However, their ship had no functioning engines and was only able to pivot, so your targeting computers were able to destroy them. You had won.

You wipe off a smudge on your monitor, and continue decelerating so that you won't crash into the RFSS Sinop. You glance at the first boarding ship and see that it was under heavy fire from the Sinop, with several of its escorts being shot into rubble. It just needed a little bit more time to attach to the hull, drill through the armor, and unleash the soldiers. Your ship was in no condition to take out the defenses. You will have to think of something else.

[Gwolfski]

Use our window washing skilla to find the weak windows, attack them and enter. Immdiatetly assume form of janitor doing janitor stuff if seen.

[crazyabe]

Use our window washing skilla to find the weak windows, attack them and enter. Immdiatetly assume form of janitor doing janitor stuff if seen.

+1

[vkiNm]

Use our window washing skilla to find the weak windows, attack them and enter. Immdiatetly assume form of janitor doing janitor stuff if seen.

+1

+1 this is good.

[origamiscienceguy]

You size up the RFSS Sinop, and look for any potential weak points. All the windows were locked down once the fight commenced, but you nitice a window that had it's protection destroyed by a shot from the USSS Lexington. You set your damaged ship sputtering towards the vulnerable window, and smash into it at full speed. Since you weren't wearing a seat belt (you ejected the seat earlier) you brace in the foot area of the fighter as it breaks through the window and comes to a rapid top at the wall. This hallway was pressurized, but the new breach you created rapidly evacuates all the air. You don't know your way around this ship, nor do you have any access through the doors. So you do the most logical thing. You take off your armor and remove your weapons, throwing them into space, and get your dustpan and broom out, and start cleaning up the mess you made. After a few moments, a group of soldiers come into the room, barking orders in a foreign language. They point their guns at you, all while looking very confused about your janitor uniform. You point haphazardly at the cockpit of the fighter you just crashed, pointing at the lack of a seat. They seem to understand that the pilot must have ejected. One of them talks in very broken English to you, "Back to work slave. Actual! Travel with us. You need in fighting." They float along with you through several airlocks, shove a weak firearm, not even Gauss powered, into your hands. They neglect to give you any sort of protection, and just shove you along through airlocks into where you assume the boarding party was attacking. You come through a final airlock, and straight into hell. The friendly soldiers were all behind cover, but pinned down by the overwhelming numbers of enemy soldiers. You are unarmored, and armed with an antique gunpowder rifle.

[Gwolfski]

Apply highly flammable cleaning solution to enemy. It'll get a nice shine on their armor before you use the flint striker to set them ablaze. Nothing like a good application of cleaning supplies. Do this by stuffing the barrel with the cleaning solution. And firing.