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[germanyfrance]

Pretend that we are dead and float gracefully straight into the reactor, then rig it to explode. (it's basically a thermonuclear weapon if I'm not mistaken)

[vkiNm]

Pretend that we are dead and float gracefully straight into the reactor, then rig it to explode. (it's basically a thermonuclear weapon if I'm not mistaken)

+1 this is such a terrible idea it might just work.

Also, maybe we can just have it melt down and not explode? because we want to like, survive? Our capital ship will take care of it after it's main power generator is down, anyway.

[germanyfrance]

That's what I meant. Rig it to overheat and explode eventually. Because we need to kill the hundreds of soldiers in here.

[origamiscienceguy]

You drop your weapons and push off in the exact trajectory to fly through the breach and all the way into the tungsten reactor. You yell over the radio "get out of my way" and they oblige. You float through the breach, and prepare for death, but none comes. You don't dare open your eyes, but you imagine that the enemy is probably not shooting you because you are dressed as a janitor. You continue to float along and feel hundreds of eyes on you, but then you feel the rim of the hatch and feel yourself get bounced inside the reactor. Only now do you dare open your eyes. There were two soldiers inside training weapons on you. You will have to kill them or incapacitate them without them being able to communicate with the others.

[crazyabe]

Easy, Draw Our Extend-o-Mop^TM and Aim at one of them while activating the "Eject" Function, Launching the Mop-head-Attachment-Piece^TM Through his head or into his chest. Then we Jump against one wall and Impale the other Guy on the Handle!

[DAPARROT]

Easy, Draw Our Extend-o-Mop^TM and Aim at one of them while activating the "Eject" Function, Launching the Mop-head-Attachment-Piece^TM Through his head or into his chest. Then we Jump against one wall and Impale the other Guy on the Handle!

+1

[vkiNm]

Easy, Draw Our Extend-o-Mop^TM and Aim at one of them while activating the "Eject" Function, Launching the Mop-head-Attachment-Piece^TM Through his head or into his chest. Then we Jump against one wall and Impale the other Guy on the Handle!

+1

Always +1 for every weaponized janitorial equipment.

[origamiscienceguy]

While keeping your hands concealed, you grasp your extendable mop from your pockets (you have very big pockets) you wait for your limp body to spin around and face the two soldirs before detaching the head of the mop and extending it, launching the head of the mop into guard 1's face, and stabbing guard two from underneath the head with the metal handle. You immediately swing around and whack guard 1 in the back of his neck, snapping it through the armor while he was trying to get the dirty water off of his helmet's visor.You then take off his helmet and smash his face in. Now that that problem was dealt with, you focus on the core.

You find the pipes that carry water to regulate the temperature, and you find a valve to stop the flow. You then find the motors that control the rods, and supply a current across their ports to open the rod all the way. The core was already becoming noticeably hotter, and some spots started glowing red. The lights in the room also got noticeably brighter as the generator was creating more and more power. You get on the radio and shout, "The reactor is going to blow in any minute, get as far away as you can!" You glance out of the hatch and see all the soldiers cheering as your comrades "retreat" away from the core. You need to get away, but you have to keep the soldiers from killing you."

[crazyabe]

Apply Enemy Armor Quickly, then take out a pair of Caned Air Fresheners. Brake them open on one end and use them and some duck tape like a Jet pack you saw in an old cartoon to "GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE".

[vkiNm]

Apply Enemy Armor Quickly, then take out a pair of Caned Air Fresheners. Brake them open on one end and use them and some duck tape like a Jet pack you saw in an old cartoon to "GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE".

All the while informing your comrades of your incoming arrival so they don't accidentally shoot you.

[MidnightJaguar]

Apply Enemy Armor Quickly, then take out a pair of Caned Air Fresheners. Brake them open on one end and use them and some duck tape like a Jet pack you saw in an old cartoon to "GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE".

All the while informing your comrades of your incoming arrival so they don't accidentally shoot you.

Better yet grab onto an enemy officers as we go, we need a prisoner of some sort.

[origamiscienceguy]

You quickly head back inside the tungsten sphere and put on the enemy armor as fast as you can. You then grab a can of air freshener from your pockets, and a small oxygen tank from the enemy. You leap out of the sphere, pup the valves off of each tank, and light a match. The air freshener and the oxygen burn, giving you no extra thrust, but making you look pretty damn awesome. You fly backwards through the breach, and look back at the reactor. The lights in the room were almost blindingly bright, and some of them were burning out from the high wattage. Suddenly, out of the port in the tungsten sphere, some purple flames come flying out, and the sphere itself gets red, and orange, then white. You don't stick around to see the rest. You push down hallways and through the breaches your boarding team created, and meet up with the rest of the team. Before you enter the room, you radio in "It's just me, the janitor, don't shoot." becuase they might have shot you for wearing the enemy's armor. Right then, all the lights went out, everybody's radiation alarms started giving slight warnings and the entire room started shaking violently. More purple flames licked through the breached airlock, and stopped just short of your comrades, before retreating again through the hallways, leaving the room in almost complete darkness. The team turned their flashlights on, and waited for orders.

Suddenly, everybody was forced backwards into the wall. The RFSS Sinop had engaged its engines. Sargent Braden spoke, "damn them, they must have diverted all power from backup generators to the engines to try and retreat. We have won the battle, but if we want to keep our lives, we will have to stop this ship. I suggest we take the bridge and hold the pilot and CO's hostage. Unless Mr Janitor here has any suggestions?" It seems he is much more trusting of your judgement now.

[vkiNm]

Grin a wonderful, awful grin and take them to a janitorial closet of sort, dress everyone in Janitorial uniforms just head to the bridge like you belong there, mops, buckets, brooms, concealed knives and guns..

Proceed to Red Wedding the Bridge and see if we can't capture a bunch of people meanwhile.

[origamiscienceguy]

You speak dramatically, "I have an idea, but you're not going to like it..." You explain that everybody should disguise themselves as Janitors, Mechanics, Doctors, etc. And make their way to the bridge. Most likely, the airlocks were no longer being powered, so they could be opened easily, the only problem would be enemy soldiers, who wouldn't fire upon their own maintenance crews. The soldiers complain, and Sargent Braden says, "you're a god damned idiot." but after some more debating, even he agrees to the plan. You find some closets with mechanic aprons and Janitor aprons, along with all the tools such professions would be expected to have. Everybody puts them on while hiding their weapons in the clothes. Sargent Braden gives everybody coordinates to the bridge, and tells everybody to split up to be less conspicuous. You go with 2 soldiers dressed as a mechanic and a doctor take a side route to the bridge. On the way, you pass several soldiers, but they don't take any mind of you. As you get closer to the bridge, you merge with some other groups. At last, you reach the final airlock. About 10 men made it apart from you. Sargent Braden Cursed over the radio, "Damn. They took some of us to get them to fix the ship. Form up." Everbody gets right by the airlock, and puts their weapons in their hands.

On the count of three, Sargent Braden pries open the airlock and the bridge is in front of you. There is the Pilot, 3 officers, and 15 soldiers. Immediately, everybody dives into cover, with the artificial gravity created by the RFSS Sinop's engines. a few enemy soldiers go down, but the others return fire and call for help over the radio, while others shout at your group, "Put weapons down and you get extra rations. You slaves never succeed." You have to take hostages before reinforcements show up.

[vkiNm]

If those Commie Bastard think they can call you a bastard and get away with it then they're dead wrong.

Radio to your group quietly that you're going to pretend to surrender and have everyone wait for your distraction, throw your gun in the air and scream 'I surrender!' at them then pretend to surrender, arms up and walking out of the cover if they don't immediately shoot us and all.

Presumably they want us to approach them and have someone secure us, we'll get close then throw our hands down, one hand grabbing his rifle and another twisting him to turn away from us, using his rifle as leverage to keep his arm locked and his body a meatshield for us and start shooting down the soldiers, maybe blast an officer's foot off or something so we can easily capture him later.