I try Jumping Mario-Style On Zombie Heads!
[3] John clambers up on top of the golf cart canopy and leaps off, landing on the head of the nearest zombie. He and the zombie crash to the ground, the zombie's head impacting the concrete floor with a hard crack.
[+1 zombie point!]Unfortunately, John is now lying on the floor on top of a zombie. Another zombie lunges for him [1]vs[6] and trips comically, slamming against the banister. Lying on his back, John uses both of his stubby legs to kick upward forcefully, shoving that zombie over the rail to fall down the stairwell. His exertion leaves him tired and still wiggling on his back.
[+3 zombie points!]All of a sudden, the zombies around John freeze up and fall over on top of him!
RUN THE- Wait, did bubbles just conjure a flail out of nothing? I must learn how to do that.
Attempt to reverse engineer the magic!
[6] Your third eye opens and you feel a tingle of energy surge up your spine as an etheric choir blares into deafening song. You realize that you and all of humanity are connected throughout the world and throughout the distance universes. Bound to this mortal realm, your soul wanders the distant reaches like a timeless albatross. You see everything. You know how to use magic. Your latent psionic ability is manifesting.
[5] You feel pinpricks on your skin. Every zombie in sight grabs its head and seizes up, falling to the ground and twitching.
[+5 zombie points!]((Will Gary be infected if he dosent cauterise or amputate arm?))
Levitate knife out of zombies head and plunge into the zombie trying to bite Edgar with telekinesis. Aiming at the zombies head.
Yes. He's already acting weird.
All of the moaning hordes suddenly fall silent and collapse to the ground. [1]vs[0] Walter levitates the knife into the air and clumsily telekinetically bounces it off the railing. It spirals down the gap in the stairwell.
Far below, the knife lands blade down in a zombie's back.
[+1 zombie point!]"Thousands..."
Edgar loses his voice temporarily. And revs the chainsaw, with the zombie stuck on it.
The zombie on the chainsaw freezes up and [1] Edgar's chainsaw blade seizes on bone. The dead (heh) weight of the zombie drags Edgar's arms to the ground.
While the six of them were proving to be surprisingly formidable fighters, even they couldn't take down that many zombies. While defending himself and his teammates, Jie asked:
"Uhm... Friends? Other way, perhaps?
[1] I suppose it doesn't really count as defense when the zombies have stopped moving, but Jie walks over and decapitates a zombie lying on the ground. His dao grates against the concrete and he feels the edge bend at the tip of the sword. Oops.
[+3 zombie points!]War screech, then finish off the zombie that was attacking Edgar.
[5] Bubbles screeches powerfully and pulps the head of the immobile zombie twisted around Edgar's chainsaw.
[+3 zombie points!]The crazed ape wails and swings his morgenstern in wide, sweeping arcs, [3] not hurting anything because all of the zombies are lying down, but still. A berserk ape with a mace.