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[Bearcoon]

Just post your moments of slight confusion.

That moment when the book you bought from a merchant has a picture of Your artifact on the front...

[Killgoth]

That moment...when the visiting human noble transforms into a were-rhinoceros and kills 14 of your peasants including both your legendary armorer and your legendary mason before everyone swarms him and beats him to death with claystone mugs.

[vekar]

That moment when your only swordlord climbs a tree beside the wall, jumps off and throws himself into a large pond after the battle is over just because there is a goblin on the other side of the map that somehow his pathing is stuck too... Then promptly tries to "swim" across the pond and drowns while carrying some of your finest equipment.

[KtosoX]

That moment when you realize that a goblin siege can dodge your trap filled main entrance by climbing a tree...

[Daris]

That moment when you realize that the savanna titan got into your farms through a tree-felling hole in the farm ceiling.

[Dunamisdeos]

That moment when your boss comes over and looks over your shoulder while you are typing things on a forum while you should be working and gives you a stare-down but you just keep typing and initiate a staring contest at the same time victory will be mine.

[steel jackal]

that moment when... one of my artifacts is jeweled with an image of another of my artifacts that is jeweled with yet another one of my artifacts
the warhammer so badass it shoots bolts (a platinum crossbow) jeweled with the image of gabbro floodgate jeweled with the image of an iron chestplate

[BlackBronze]

The moment when there is so much blood, gore, and severed body parts covering the map that the save file becomes corrupted and the game can't decide whether you're playing Adventure mode or Fortress mode.

[Khorin Athol]

That moment when the duke of your fort, a legendary swordsdwarf, and his duchess consort and wife, a legendary speardwarf, murder each other for no adequately explained reason, setting off a fight within your elite dwarven military that kills nearly all of them.

[scourge728]

that moment when some of your military beat the crap out of eachover for no apparent reason after being told to kill a weresheep

[Dunamisdeos]

I don't know what I wool do in that situation.

That moment when you realize that the American election is a choice between darth vader and emperor palpatine.

[steel jackal]

I don't know what I wool do in that situation.

That moment when you realize that the American election is a choice between darth vader and emperor palpatine.

real world politics, let the flame war begin....

[Dunamisdeos]

I don't know what I wool do in that situation.

That moment when you realize that the American election is a choice between darth vader and emperor palpatine.

real world politics, let the flame war begin....

[Killgoth]

I don't know what I wool do in that situation.

That moment when you realize that the American election is a choice between darth vader and emperor palpatine.

real world politics, let the flame war begin....

This is actually a surprisingly Dwarf Fortress relevant topic:

[steel jackal]

I don't know what I wool do in that situation.

That moment when you realize that the American election is a choice between darth vader and emperor palpatine.

real world politics, let the flame war begin....

This is actually a surprisingly Dwarf Fortress relevant topic:

everybody knows that you should throw your babies into a pit with spikes shooting out at it with war dogs trying to rip it to pieces but they can only claw at it because they are chained just out of biting range.