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[steel jackal]

that moment when... one of my artifacts is jeweled with an image of another of my artifacts that is jeweled with yet another one of my artifacts
the warhammer so badass it shoots bolts (a platinum crossbow) jeweled with the image of gabbro floodgate jeweled with the image of an iron chestplate

One word for you, just one word:

Planestacked.

i have never read any stories of other forts so i dont know about planestacked, mind explaining?

[Fleeting Frames]

He meant Planepacked, a Legendary Limestone Statue.

And surprised at that - I have been reading DF stories a magnitude more than I have actually played DF.

[ldog]

I guess this fits here, since it's a WTF moment...

"The goblin axeman hacks the marksdwarf in the upper right back teeth with her ({silver battle axe}) and the severed part sails off in an arc!"

I suppose I should be happy since that was the only damage she sustained.
Nearly as strange...
"The goblin pikeman bites the macedwarf in the lower right back teeth and the severed part sails off in an arc!"

I've got another dwarf that took an injury from some wild animal at some point, seems like it's always the back teeth too.

Why are there no Dwarven dentists, they'd make a fortune.

[steel jackal]

I guess this fits here, since it's a WTF moment...

"The goblin axeman hacks the marksdwarf in the upper right back teeth with her ({silver battle axe}) and the severed part sails off in an arc!"

I suppose I should be happy since that was the only damage she sustained.
Nearly as strange...
"The goblin pikeman bites the macedwarf in the lower right back teeth and the severed part sails off in an arc!"

I've got another dwarf that took an injury from some wild animal at some point, seems like it's always the back teeth too.

Why are there no Dwarven dentists, they'd make a fortune.

because dwarves are mortified at the sight of a dislodged tooth.
a tooth to them is like a mangled corpse to us 

[Pvt. Pirate]

That moment when you realise your derail from looking for porn before going to bed quickly became 2 hours of forum lurking on such topics here.