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Author Topic: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [0+/7] (Testing) Round 6: Victims won!  (Read 4296 times)

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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 3
« Reply #45 on: August 01, 2016, 04:52:16 am »

Dunno what do i do with the remaining noun, so...
Just dodge attacks.
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 3
« Reply #46 on: August 01, 2016, 02:25:45 pm »

Round 4: Rooftop Rage

crazyabe bastardises a redneck Killdozer out of some pickup trucks and lane dividers and charges the Killdozer, but the setup falls apart, knocking crazyabe away harmlessly! [2+1]

NRDL throws a nearby chair at the Killdozer, jamming it in and wrecking a wheel! [5+1] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

AkumaKasai traverses the distance to the Killdozer instantly, wildly attacking The Moonlit Shadow for spurning the previous advances! The Moonlit Shadow is able to fend off the storm of blows! [2+1]

Yoink ascends to supergod status, and begins fighting the Killdozer once more, leaving large dents in the armor and loosening the few remaining plates! [5+1] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

Andres flees into the building to chair a meeting about damaging the Killdozer and gets a few ideas! An exploding elevator has shaken up the Killdozer, removing an armor plate! [5+1] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

Up in the plantation, The Moonlit Shadow reveals a kettlebell launcher and begins raining them down on the gathered intrepid Killdozer-fighters while Killdozing wildly, focusing on crazyabe but also striking AkumaKasai! Kettlebells hit them square in the head, taking them both out! [6+1] (crazyabe: -4HP, AkumaKasai: -4HP)

Playergamer manages to flee the scene, tossing in H4ZardZ1 to distract the Killdozer. H4ZardZ1 takes one look at the Killdozer and runs! [4]

Killdozer
1. The Moonlit Shadow (9HP): fly illuminate panic climb | kettlebell plantation omnipotence gang
Victims
2. Yoink (3HP): poke heal | taco supergod
3. AkumaKasai (0HP): preserve traverse | cat rake
4. NRDL (5HP): fight contrast | chair blow
5. crazyabe (2HP): create bastardise | self ostrich
6. Andres (3HP): assault chair | killdozer tree
7. H4ZardZ1 (4HP): park steal | car mohawk
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 4
« Reply #47 on: August 02, 2016, 08:32:56 am »

Just dodge attacks, again.
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 4
« Reply #48 on: August 02, 2016, 04:31:05 pm »

Flee!
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 4
« Reply #49 on: August 03, 2016, 03:58:42 am »

This is still going? Thought it died.

Use one of the other ideas that I got from the meeting to attack the killdozer.
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 3
« Reply #50 on: August 03, 2016, 12:06:26 pm »

With the absence of Yoink, AkumaKasai, and crazyabe for 48 hours, hector13, Marp2048, and AzyWng have been moved in to fill their slots. You have 24 hours to submit an action or be dropped.

Killdozer
1. The Moonlit Shadow (15HP): Done
Victims
2. Yoink (3HP): Pending
3. AkumaKasai (4HP): Pending
4. NRDL (5HP): Done
5. crazyabe (2HP): Pending
6. Andres (3HP): Done
7. H4zardZ1 (4HP): Done
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 4
« Reply #51 on: August 03, 2016, 12:09:24 pm »

((I shall assume Yoink))

I shall run away
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 4
« Reply #52 on: August 03, 2016, 12:22:22 pm »

I was still in? I thought that kettle bell killed me. Can I reassume my role?
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 3
« Reply #53 on: August 03, 2016, 12:25:40 pm »

Whoops, failed to delist the dead.

Killdozer
1. The Moonlit Shadow (9HP): Done
Victims
2. hector13 (3HP): Done
3. AkumaKasai (0HP): Dead
4. NRDL (5HP): Done
5. crazyabe (0HP): Dead
6. Andres (3HP): Done
7. H4zardZ1 (4HP): Done
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 3
« Reply #54 on: August 03, 2016, 01:00:06 pm »

Round 5: Equalizer

Yoink manages to flee the area, and hector13 runs in to see just what is happening.

The Moonlit Shadow applies omnipotence to explode hector13, badly injuring him! [3+1] (hector13: -2HP) The Moonlit Shadow illuminates the rest of the brave fighters, stunning Andres! [2+1] (Andres: -1HP)

H4ZardZ1 dodges the illumination successfully! [2+1]

NRDL has a family! [3]

Andres puts an idea from the meeting into action, striking hard at the Killdozer in its moment of vulnerability! [5] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

hector13 runs away, skillfully leading the Killdozer into rough terrain! [6] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

Killdozer
1. The Moonlit Shadow (5HP): fly illuminate panic climb | kettlebell plantation omnipotence gang
Victims
2. hector13 (1HP): poke heal | taco supergod
3. AkumaKasai (0HP): preserve traverse | cat rake
4. NRDL (5HP): fight contrast | chair blow
5. crazyabe (2HP): create bastardise | self ostrich
6. Andres (1HP): assault chair | killdozer tree
7. H4ZardZ1 (4HP): park steal | car mohawk
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 4
« Reply #55 on: August 03, 2016, 01:23:36 pm »

Poke all my Facebook friends to come down and fight the Killdozer and give it what for! Mostly with Pokey weapons.
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 4
« Reply #56 on: August 03, 2016, 05:01:48 pm »

Attack the killdozer when Moonlit Shadow tries to land on me.
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 4
« Reply #57 on: August 03, 2016, 09:16:41 pm »

I punch the killdozer in the face.
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 4
« Reply #58 on: August 04, 2016, 07:15:48 am »

Time to attack, then....
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Re: Roll to Flee the Killdozer [7+/7] (Testing) Round 6
« Reply #59 on: August 04, 2016, 03:01:54 pm »

Round 6: Victims win!

hector13 pokes all of his Facebook friends into fighting the Killdozer with pokey weapons. The swarm manages to beat up the Killdozer, injuring The Moonlit Shadow! [5+1] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

The Moonlit Shadow flies to where NRDL was, crushing him! [6+1] (NRDL: -4HP) NRDL fights back, grievously wounding The Moonlit Shadow! [4] (The Moonlit Shadow: -1HP) A nearby bridge collapses on hector13 from the impact, taking him and the mob out! [4] (hector13: -2HP)

Andres and H4ZardZ1 fight The Moonlit Shadow, finally destroying the Killdozer and knocking The Moonlit Shadow out! [6] [2] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

The Victims have won!

Killdozer
1. The Moonlit Shadow (0HP): fly illuminate panic climb | kettlebell plantation omnipotence gang
Victims
2. hector13 (0HP): poke heal | taco supergod
3. AkumaKasai (0HP): preserve traverse | cat rake
4. NRDL (1HP): fight contrast | chair blow
5. crazyabe (0HP): create bastardise | self ostrich
6. Andres (1HP): assault chair | killdozer tree
7. H4ZardZ1 (3HP): park steal | car mohawk
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