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[Kilojoule Proton]

Round 3: An Urban Jungle Indeed

AkumaKasai, in the manner of a rake in more ways than one, bluntly attempts to seduce The Moonlit Shadow, but this backfires as The Moonlit Shadow dislodges the tree, knocking AkumaKasai off! [1+1] (AkumaKasai: -1HP)

NRDL, in stark contrast to AkumaKasai's subtler approach, continues attacking the Killdozer, leaving fist-shaped impressions in the armor plates and loosening them further! [4+1] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

((NRDL: No problem, probably wasn't that bad compared to what goes on elsewhere in the forum anyway))

Andres lets loose a wild battle-cry involving maple syrup and runs around the Killdozer's probable path, felling trees! An armor plate flies clean off from one impact, crashing into a supermarket! [5+1] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

Yoink rushes off to the nearest drive-thru hospital to heal, taking advantage of a nearby bicycle pump in the process before fleeing some more! [4+1+1] (Yoink: +2HP) [1+1]

crazyabe pulls out a self-help novel on fighting KIlldozers titled Killdozer! while fleeing, managing to rig up a decent Killdozer trap, shaking up the Killdozer as it passes! [5+1] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

The Moonlit Shadow sends the Killdozer climbing up to a rooftop plantation and prepares to recruit the gang there, running through Playergamer [2+1] and battering crazyabe [5+1]! (Playergamer: -1HP, crazyabe: -4+1HP) Playergamer manages to steal the left wheels of the Killdozer, hampering it in its climb and further damaging it! [6+1] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

Killdozer
1. The Moonlit Shadow (15HP): fly illuminate panic climb | kettlebell plantation omnipotence gang
Victims
2. Yoink (3HP): poke heal | taco supergod
3. AkumaKasai (4HP): preserve traverse | cat rake
4. NRDL (5HP): fight contrast | chair blow
5. crazyabe (2HP): create bastardise | self ostrich
6. Andres (3HP): assault chair | killdozer tree
7. Playergamer (4HP): park steal | car mohawk

[crazyabe]

I bastardize My own Redneck Killdozer into Existence and Charge at The Moonlit Shadow.

[NRDL]

I throw a nearby chair into the damaged killdozer, disrupting its inner mechanisms.

[AkumaKasai]

I instantly traverse the distance between me and the Killdozer, returning to my former position on its roof. Once there, I attempt to enter it and kill its operator for spurning my advances.

[AzyWng]

Add me to the waitlist, please.

Rush, Crush, Hide

Garbage, Violence, Crowd

Not to be a spoilsport or anything, but Moonlit Shadow used "Gang" as well as climb and plantation.

[Yoink]

Channelling a great amount of spiritual energy, I shall ascend to a higher plane, leaving this mundane, harried existence behind to become a supergod.
My first act as a newly-formed deity? Fight the killdozer!

[Kilojoule Proton]

((AzyWing: Added. Re "Gang," up to one noun and one verb may be used in a round))

[Andres]

I chair a meeting meant to brainstorm new ways to damage the killdozer.

[Yoink]

((Changed my action, because it was boring and I've been doing pretty much the same thing this whole time. ))

[AzyWng]

Spoiler: Possibly long thing just to make a point. (click to show/hide)

((AzyWing: Added. Re "Gang," up to one noun and one verb may be used in a round))

AzyWing

Wing

Take a look at my name a second time. More carefully this time, please.

This kind of mistake is forgivable, as long as you don't make a habit of it. Wings were not thought of when I thought of my forum name.

[hector13]

((For srs? This is literally the first time I've noticed that. Calm your shizzle for a literally insignificantly trivial mistake ))

[AzyWng]

((For srs? This is literally the first time I've noticed that. Calm your shizzle for a literally insignificantly trivial mistake ))

It's a bit of a story that's off topic. I'll PM you the details if you're interested.

[crazyabe]

Poke

[TheBiggerFish]

Oooh.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Due to Playergamer's absence, H4zardZ1 is now player 7. You have 24 hours to submit an action or be dropped.

In the future, 48 hours will be given to send an action, failing which you will be dropped.

Killdozer
1. The Moonlit Shadow (15HP): Done
Victims
2. Yoink (3HP): Done
3. AkumaKasai (4HP): Done
4. NRDL (5HP): Done
5. crazyabe (2HP): Done
6. Andres (3HP): Done
7. H4zardZ1 (4HP): Pending