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[Kilojoule Proton]

((Marp2048: Not at all, simply post three different nouns and three different verbs and you'll be waitlisted))

((H4zardZ1: The rolls were balanced against the 1v6 case. Would you prefer waiting for another game or being the Killdozer of another simultaneous game?))

[Playergamer]

Playergamer would dart to the side as the Killdozer arrives on the scene, disappearing for a moment as he searches for his weapon of choice. Soon, he returns, having stolen a car from the parking lot. He parks the car in the killdozer's path of destruction, likely slowing it down, or even causing some damage as the crushed car gets stuck in the roller.

Of course, he very quickly jumps out after parking the car so he doesn't die horribly.

[Marp2048]

Shovel, Wine, IPad

charge, leap, pound.

Did I do good?   

[Kilojoule Proton]

((Added to waitlist: Marp2048))

[crazyabe]

I look for my war Ostrich that I just Create-d.

[NRDL]

I must Fight the Killdozer using the strength gained from inhaling my Blow.

[Andres]

I flee the killdozer's assault

[Yoink]

Keep myself from panicking by chowing down on my taco as I flee.
Comfort eating never fails, people!

[Kilojoule Proton]

Round 2: Delicious!

AkumaKasai leaps up onto the Killdozer with catlike reflexes and attacks, distracting The Moonlit Shadow and causing the Dozer to slam into a solid bridge! Armor pieces jiggle ominously! [5+1] (The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP) The Moonlit Shadow panic-swerves, squashing Yoink like a captain pancake [6+1] and clipping Andres! [3+1] (Yoink: -4HP, Andres: -2HP) Andres, having narrowly avoided being run over by the Killdozer earlier [2+1], flees the assault! [3+1] Yoink, in critical condition, turns away to flee [5+1] while devouring a taco! [3+1] The Killdozer's rampage continues, directed at Yoink, when a tree falls on the Killdozer, blocking The Moonlit Shadow's view, loosening another armor plate, and slowing the Dozer down! The Moonlit Shadow: -2HP)

Playergamer runs off to look for a car and finds a monster truck [6+1], parking it in the path of the Killdozer as an attack [1+1+1] and scampering off. Unfortunately, the Killdozer simply bulldozes it away!

crazyabe looks for a recently created [2+1] war ostrich [3+1], but its leg falls off! crazyabe quickly flees the scene with the rest of the ostrich, leaving the leg in the path of the Killdozer [5+1+1]. The leg explodes when killdozed, denting part of the Killdozer! (The Moonlit Shadow: -1HP)

NRDL inhales Blow his own mighty punches back [4+1] and fights [3+1] the Killdozer with the resulting superhuman strength! [6+1+1] An armor plate falls right off! (The Moonlit Shadow: -1HP)

Killdozer
1. The Moonlit Shadow (23HP): fly illuminate panic climb | kettlebell plantation omnipotence gang
Victims
2. Yoink (1HP): poke heal | taco supergod
3. AkumaKasai (5HP): preserve traverse | cat rake
4. NRDL (5HP): fight contrast | chair blow
5. crazyabe (5HP): create bastardise | self ostrich
6. Andres (3HP): assault chair | killdozer tree
7. Playergamer (5HP): park steal | car mohawk

[AkumaKasai]

Use my talents as a rake (fashionable/promiscuous man) to seduce the Killdozer's driver and convince them to let me into the killdozer.

[NRDL]

Contrast AkumaKasai's approach by aggressively attacking the Killdozer.

Also, yeah, probably a more SFW interpretation of blow, yeah, my bad.

[Andres]

I stab a tree into the side of the killdozer, hoping to damage a joint or the internal.

[Yoink]

Rush into a nearby medical clinic or drive-thru hospital and heal before continuing to flee!

[crazyabe]

I Pull out a Self-Help book on Destroying Killdozers.

[Playergamer]

I attempt to steal the wheels off of the killdozer, hoping to disable it.