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[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

"Landria killed him. I... I didn't have much love for him myself. But Landria murdered me. So he's not the worst."
Katzerie lets out a sigh.
"As for repaying. I could use you for a project. One to improve quality of life. Interested?"

[Legendary Marksdorf]

As Frami hears the sad new, his colourful plumage turns gray, as he sheds a tear. "Oh... Not again... Why must you fight so pointlessly ? Ah, I suppose I'll fix this later..." Hearing about Katzerie's project, his usual innocent smile returns and his feathers recolor. "Ah, yes, that sounds most interesting ! What exactly do you need from me ?" he asks excitedly.

[Demonic Spoon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

"Landria killed him. I... I didn't have much love for him myself. But Landria murdered me. So he's not the worst."
Katzerie lets out a sigh.
"As for repaying. I could use you for a project. One to improve quality of life. Interested?"

As Frami hears the sad new, his colourful plumage turns gray, as he sheds a tear. "Oh... Not again... Why must you fight so pointlessly ? Ah, I suppose I'll fix this later..." Hearing about Katzerie's project, his usual innocent smile returns and his feathers recolor. "Ah, yes, that sounds most interesting ! What exactly do you need from me ?" he asks excitedly.

"This one notes that the Katzerie didn't mention the part where the loathsome machine publicly attacked and imprisoned this one unprovoked, much to the apathy of the other gods. The Frami shall not be doing any fixing of any sort, as there is nothing to fix, this one having already solved the problem."

[ShadowDragon]

"Whatever caused walls to attack everything seems to have affected the Empyreal Wall. Landria is almost certainly free. The Empyreal Wall is heavily damaged and something massive recently launched out of it. The end is upon us. Etcetera.
All gods: Immediately aid in preventing the apocalypse, and put any petty projects and wars aside until this crisis has passed. It is in no one's interests to see the Bubble fall.
Landria: Regardless of blame, you most likely know more than most regarding this. Please tell us what you know about the damage to the Wall."

"It was caused by the wall being built on a foundation of lies."

"Oh? Can you explain further?"

[Katzerie, the Token God]

"Oh... so Landria has returned? And here I was hoping that chair was gone for good."
As one might expect, she has a bit of a... spiteful, tone.
Katzerie puts 5 more Essence into the couches. To work out the kinks, and with that, the couches are done.
"There, done. I will hold off on the rest for now."

[Katzerie, the Token God]

"Ah, a feast. B-but that's..."
Katzerie spins the Panzerwerk into full motion, creating Divine Lounge Couches.
Katzerie spends 5 Essence to get enough of them for the grand feast. And get them delivered.
Can't be the god of luxury if she doesn't provide luxury during the feast.
"Seems I have to do this early. Wasn't expecting someone else to make the feast."

"How the hell is this not a waste of Essence?! Do you think I was joking about the Wall? Look at the edge of the Bubble. Or don't, such a powerful artifact attacking space might hurt your eyes."

[Demonic Spoon]

"Oh? Can you explain further?"

"This one can explain further yes."

[ShadowDragon]

"Now that I look at it again, the Wall seems to have calmed down."

"Oh? Can you explain further?"

"This one can explain further yes."

"Will you?"

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

"I must honor my spheres. I didn't expect that feast to happen, but I can't just sit by while it happens. I am a god of luxury."

"As for you, Frami. I have put my project on hold for now, but I may ask you for Essence aid later. I have the Divine Feast Project in the works, and it'll make lives comfortable."

[Demonic Spoon]

"Will you?"

"Probably not."

[Detoxicated]

search for the Most intelligent beings of the bubble

[Kilojoule Proton]

Tick 55.0: Envy

Wstfgl sets out to stop the wall foolery and finds that it is dying down. Wstfgl abruptly ends it and sends nice dreams to the afflicted.

Gandtrael listens to void shriekers and information spirits and deciphers no useful information.

Katzerie has inspected herbs given by Gandtrael and found no particular mysticality about them.

Katzerie has added configurability to the couch, tested it, and finished the couches.

Death has created more Daoine.

Wstfgl's investigation revealed that TRUTH magic being in the hands of mortals may have contributed to the Wall problems. Notably, while Landria is still visible in the Wall, the blood-rock is flickering.

Frami has reawakened! Frami proceeds to hold a giant banquet of unimaginably tasty foods which is followed by a great fertility celebration. (Frami: -15E)

Frami listens to prayers:
   Nautil pirate-hunter: "We have succeeded!"
   Hyrran reveler: "Which way to the feast?"
   Venusian botanist: "Why do people eat plants? Aren't plants people too?"

Katzerie has assembled and delivered enough Divine Lounge Couches for Frami's grand feast! This will prove to be an excellent test of the latest model. Visalash is not amused by the decadence.

Gandtrael searches for the most intelligent beings of the Bubble and surmises that they are probably the divinities and not some random creation created exactly 27 Ticks ago.

Spoiler: Creativity Award for T56 (click to show/hide)

Katzerie:
   +2 from LYT

Spoiler: Deities(20) (click to show/hide)

Landria (Ruling, Technology) 33E
Katzerie (Luxury, Comfort, Smithing) 22E
Mumuski (Music, Culture) 114E
Captain Praven (Piracy, Sailing?) 160E
Wstfgl (Dreams, Sleep?) 171E
Sadiq (Friendship, Engineering) 141E
Xislo (Magic) 103E
Zenrach (Death, Chaos) 163E
LYT (Light, Truth) 98E
Gandtrael (Brains, Spirit) 35E
Fortuna (Luck) 85E
Death (Death) 141E
Frami (Life, Evolution) 41E
Kriege (Strength, Power) 91E
Visalash (Science, Empowerment) 47E
Kadden (Travel) 109E
Nobody? (Something entropic) 12E
Nameless god of Desolation and Destruction (Desolation, Destruction) 0E
Nameless god of Machines (Machine) -2E
Nameless god of Fear (Fear) 0E

Spoiler: Worship-forming units (plus/minus 1.5%) (click to show/hide)

Landria 109
Katzerie 75
Mumuski 31
Captain Praven 35
Wstfgl 229
Sadiq 80
Xislo 54
Zenrach 154
LYT 46
Gandtrael 101
Fortuna 34
Death 28
Frami 173
Kriege 17
Visalash 17
Kadden 2
Nobody? 0
Nameless god of Desolation and Destruction 0
Nameless god of Machines 32
Nameless god of Fear 0

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

Katzerie, to not be sued by the Department of Artifacts, renames the Divine Lounge Couches to Heavenly Lounge Couches.
Katzerie, having saved herself from a hefty lawsuit, then returns to her forge, and starts working on a cuirass, using the Doppelhammer and Bergamboss.
Katzerie uses 10 Essence to make the Elite Artifact, Bergpanzer. A breastplate that will endure powerful strikes.
Katzerie puts the Bergpanzer on.

[Detoxicated]

Contact the insane wizard that was made tick 38, attempt to find out what he is doing

[Legendary Marksdorf]

Answer prayers :
Nautil pirate-hunter: "We have succeeded!"
"Great ! But, eh, succeeded in what ?"

Hyrran reveler: "Which way to the feast?"
"Here, I'll help you out !" Teleport that guy to the feast.

Venusian botanist: "Why do people eat plants? Aren't plants people too?"
"Well, not all plants are people. You are plant people, but some plants are just plants !"

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

...

Hyrran reveler: "Which way to the feast?"
"Here, I'll help you out !" Teleport that guy to the feast.

...

"No, no, too crude."
Katzerie spends 2 Essence to intercept the teleportation, and instead transport them on a levitating chariot. And provide more such chariots to other people seeking the feast.
"There, much more befitting of a god. And less efficient as well."
The chariots have comfy pillows, and are slightly transparent. They use some design elements of the Heavenly Lounge Couches.

[TheBiggerFish]

Wstfgl sighs.

"You could just have made it feel longer."