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[Kilojoule Proton]

Tick 54.0: Lion Cataracts

The Aurorae flare brightly at first but have begun dimming.

Wstfgl and Visalash have attempted to open up communications with Nobody with no apparent success.

Gandtrael has created Void-shriekers and more Gandtraelites along with luxurious herbs.

Katzerie has begun working on solving the lack of a heavenly lounge couch.

Walls all over the world have inexplicably come alive and attacked non-walls nearby while psychically shrieking awful noise. The countless affected curse walls and all wallkind, spreading choice bits including "Wall! What is it good for? Absolutely nothin'!" and many involving walls tumbling down and the murderousness inherent to walls.

Spoiler: Creativity Award for T56 (click to show/hide)

Katzerie:
   +2 from LYT

Spoiler: Deities(20) (click to show/hide)

Landria (Ruling, Technology) 19E
Katzerie (Luxury, Comfort, Smithing) 22E
Mumuski (Music, Culture) 104E
Captain Praven (Piracy, Sailing?) 148E
Wstfgl (Dreams, Sleep?) 160E
Sadiq (Friendship, Engineering) 128E
Xislo (Magic) 91E
Zenrach (Death, Chaos) 149E
LYT (Light, Truth) 86E
Gandtrael (Brains, Spirit) 20E
Fortuna (Luck) 74E
Death (Death) 162E
Frami (Life, Evolution) 127E
Kriege (Strength, Power) 80E
Visalash (Science, Empowerment) 38E
Kadden (Travel) 103E
Nobody? (Something entropic) 12E
Nameless god of Desolation and Destruction (Desolation, Destruction) 0E
Nameless god of Machines (Machine) -2E
Nameless god of Fear (Fear) 0E

Spoiler: Worship-forming units (plus/minus 1.9%) (click to show/hide)

Landria 104
Katzerie 74
Mumuski 30
Captain Praven 33
Wstfgl 222
Sadiq 75
Xislo 49
Zenrach 151
LYT 44
Gandtrael 98
Fortuna 33
Death 22
Frami 0
Kriege 17
Visalash 17
Kadden 2
Nobody? 0
Nameless god of Desolation and Destruction 0
Nameless god of Machines 34
Nameless god of Fear 0

EDIT: Fixed missed deduction for Katzerie

[TheBiggerFish]

....Seek out the source of this wall foolery and stop it.  Up to 5E.

Then send nice dreams to the afflicted.

[Detoxicated]

listen to the void shriekers and Information spirits

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

((32 Essence? Are you sure you've factored in the spending? Like the 10 I used on designing the couch.))

Katzerie checks the psymental herbs Gandtrael gave. Specifically if it allows mind reading. In which case, it's a no go.
The pleasures on this couch shall be of the person on the couch, not by reading the minds of others.

Katzerie decides to use a couch token and uses one or two stones to keep it afloat, depending on size.
The token will contain information, and work as the central processor, so it's easier to make it level and it can dynamically change the output to ensure the couch doesn't move unless commanded.
Katzerie uses 10 Essence to make the crystals, setting, and tokens.
"These should suffice."
Katzerie lounges on one of the couches, testing it, and getting some rest.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Wstfgl sets out to stop the wall foolery and finds that it is dying down. Wstfgl abruptly ends it and sends nice dreams to the afflicted. (Wstfgl: -5E)

The void shriekers shriek incoherently. The information spirits tell juicy gossip about some famous bard and a seamstress.

((Undeduction: Fixed))

Katzerie checks the psymental herbs and finds that they are most likely mundane herbs.

Katzerie pours enormous effort into creating couch tokens to control the couch's comfort and tests it. (Katzerie: -10E) Surely this couch is the perfect seat, unsurpassed even by that imprisoned throne!

[ShadowDragon]

"Whatever caused walls to attack everything seems to have affected the Empyreal Wall. Landria is almost certainly free. The Empyreal Wall is heavily damaged and something massive recently launched out of it. The end is upon us. Etcetera.
All gods: Immediately aid in preventing the apocalypse, and put any petty projects and wars aside until this crisis has passed. It is in no one's interests to see the Bubble fall.
Landria: Regardless of blame, you most likely know more than most regarding this. Please tell us what you know about the damage to the Wall."

[Demonic Spoon]

"Whatever caused walls to attack everything seems to have affected the Empyreal Wall. Landria is almost certainly free. The Empyreal Wall is heavily damaged and something massive recently launched out of it. The end is upon us. Etcetera.
All gods: Immediately aid in preventing the apocalypse, and put any petty projects and wars aside until this crisis has passed. It is in no one's interests to see the Bubble fall.
Landria: Regardless of blame, you most likely know more than most regarding this. Please tell us what you know about the damage to the Wall."

"It was caused by the wall being built on a foundation of lies."

[Andres]

32E into creating new daoine.

[Demonic Spoon]

Surely this couch is the perfect seat, unsurpassed even by that imprisoned throne!

(Yo narrator, heard you were talking shit about me  )

[TheBiggerFish]

"LYT, apparently you were responsible for this at least in part."

KJP: Please transcribe the relevant investigatory bits.

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

"Oh... so Landria has returned? And here I was hoping that chair was gone for good."
As one might expect, she has a bit of a... spiteful, tone.
Katzerie puts 5 more Essence into the couches. To work out the kinks, and with that, the couches are done.
"There, done. I will hold off on the rest for now."

[Kilojoule Proton]

Death has created more Daoine. (Death: -32E)

Wstfgl's investigation reveals that LYT's gift of TRUTH magic may be to blame, as it allowed mortals to contribute to the Wall's integrity.

Katzerie improves the couches further, unperturbed. (Katzerie: -5E)

[Legendary Marksdorf]

In the pantheon, something stirs. Something which had been slumbering for long. That thing is no other than Frami, who wakes up and rubs his eyes, still sleepy. After getting up and stretching out, Frami jumps in shock. "Oh no ! This is terrible, how long have I been slept ? My poor followers, how lost they must feel !" he exclaims, before sending a message to all his followers : "Hello, my children ! I, Frami, have returned ! If you seek guidance, then just pray away and I'll answer ! As an apology gift for slumbering so long, I will give you a feast like never seen before !"

I spend 5E to send all of my followers foods of uninmaginably good flavor of all kinds in great quantity. Then, I spend 10E to increase fertility among my followers. Finally, I listen for prayers.

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

"Ah, a feast. B-but that's..."
Katzerie spins the Panzerwerk into full motion, creating Divine Lounge Couches.
Katzerie spends 5 Essence to get enough of them for the grand feast. And get them delivered.
Can't be the god of luxury if she doesn't provide luxury during the feast.
"Seems I have to do this early. Wasn't expecting someone else to make the feast."

[Legendary Marksdorf]

Frami, moved by Katzerie's generous action, speaks : "Ah, many thanks, my friend ! I'll make it up to you when the need arises." Then, looking around, notices Mani's gone. "Say, do you happen to know where Mani went ?" he says worriedly, visibly unaware of the recent events.