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[Ardent Debater]

Kriege suddenly appears on Captain Praven's ship

"I heard something about raiding! I want in!!"

Captain Praven enthusiastically claps Kriege on the back and pops open and rapidly guzzles a bottle of unidentifiable ethanol-filled fluid to celebrate!

"Tha more tha merrier! Welcome aboard, Kriege!"

[Detoxicated]

Create several monastary orders within brainfaith and neutral terriory. The seven monastaries are:
Mechanics - Monks travelling from place to place to repair technology
Herbalist - Monks that trade and grow spices and make alchemical reactions
Artists - Artist monks that are skilled in the typical brainfaithian arts of painting and thought cinema
Healers - Monks specialized in the healing of the ailments
Mage - Monks specialized to categorize and practice the magics
Builders - Monks that create and build for the ones in need
Harmon-Ra Gardeners - These monks form Harmon-Ra gardens
Use 10 E to inspire brainfaithians to join the monastary and use 10e to give them the necessary building supplies

[Kilojoule Proton]

Tick 30.0: The Sea within

Landria has taught the Scorim of video recording and less-mechanical computers.

Landria has introduced hot air balloons and improved surgery to the rest of the races. Demand for Saland skyrockets, and the Anansi report dwindling reserves.

Terminae win beast-taming/control

Back at the Pyramid of Wonder, a Gandtraelite soothesinger has won the Magic Combat portion, an Art3 delver has won the Spell Invention portion, a Terminae summoner has won the Spell Knowledge portion, and a Mongrel tamer has won the Magic Beast portion. The soothesinger wishes for telepathy, the delver wishes for a sky-rock, the summoner wishes for a tome of dark necromantic lore, and the tamer wishes for a sled and wild beasts to train to pull it. The rush trains and balloons are congested as members of the audience return to their distant homelands.

Kriege has promoted the Mongrels to Elite. (Kriege: -11E) Kriege has directed the construction of assorted boats and water transport.

Kriege listens to prayers:
   Mongrel boatwright: "Shine-shine not float!"
   Mongrel raider: "Where go for good loot?"
   Mongrel tamer: "Look at fun sled pull beasts!"

To celebrate entering the Age of Sail, Captain Praven has deicided on a massive raid on Pirate Hunters and coastal settlements everywhere! Captain Praven blesses his grand fleet, greatly empowering it. (Captain Praven: -45E) Zenrach offers to help Praven in exchange for the Essence used and Four's head if it manages to break, which Wstfgl dismisses. Praven shakes, accepting the deal and the assistance. Landria and Wstfgl warn everyone about the impending, much worse pirate attack.

Zenrach has created the Chaos Cannon, a Glorious-tier Ideal cannon with potential for godslaying! (Zenrach: -137E) Zenrach has given the Chaos Cannon to Praven, mounting it on the Ebrius Praedonus. It is hoped that a pirate will keep his word, as Fortuna hints

Kriege has joined with Praven!.

Captain Praven also creates more Molski. (Captain Praven: -9E)

Mumuski has created more Zwerge and instructed them in the safe, sanitary construction of hill houses for advance warning. (Mumuski: -24E)

Ketrumuski remains too difficult for mortals, with upwards of two entire units of Musik warriors filling its halls, hampering progress.

The choir invisible begins tuning its instruments in preparation for Praven's imminent invasions.

Mani has attempted to create Four but cannot do so without a significant chance of dying, suspending this action.

Visalash has created the Omser, which can grant modst magical power in exchange for aggreeing to magically binding contracts. (Visalash: -9E) They have begun offering aid for the consequences of the pirate raids in exchange for accepting technology.

Fortuna provides a 2E Luck blessing for mortals caught in the fighting between Praven and other forces.

Sadiq has eaten a pie.

Xislo has created the Arcane Spire, a floating, city-sized fortress powered by magic and defined as the only thing able to harness a significant amount of the mana flowing from the leyline fountain at the top of the Mountain. (Xislo: -50E) Something other than gravity is strongly tugging it downwards to the base of the Mountain, making it more accessible to the coastal races around the Great Ocean.

Gandtrael has started an assortment of monastery orders all over the place for mechanics, herbalists, artists, healers, mages, builders, and Harmon-Ra gardeners, encouraging membership and helping with construction. (Gandtrael: -20E)

Death has returned, inexplicably wearing something pink and frilly and carrying a strong god-smell.

The raids have started! Praven steers the Navy toward a notorious Pirate Hunter base and faces heavy resistance, with massive metal rods punching through their hulls! Numerous ships are lost or boarded by swarms of Nautils, but with a mere shot of pirate from the Chaos Cannon, the Pirate Hunters' headquarters collapses, erased from reality. Demoralized yet determined, the Pirate Hunters continue their onslaught and are rewarded for their effort when a massive tree appears, blasting away numerous Pravanese ships effortlessly! The pirates fire on the massive tree endlessly to little effect, until the mages begin blasting it, attempting to incinerate it. Swarms of strange figures seem to be dislodged by their attacks and engage the pirates, with great losses on both sides! Suddenly, a fresh horde of Arani and beastmen appear on board the Ebrius Praedonus, blocking off access to the weapons and massing around Praven! Additionally, shots of concentrated elemental energy emerge from the Arcane Spire, tearing apart many Pravanese ships! Captain Praven seems unworried by this turn of events, and the boarders are soon overwhelmed by the legions of dead pirates, most forced to jump off to their deaths. Unexpectedly, roots suddenly sprout from many Navy ships as they turn into trees, soon crashing into the earth and sea, which has become more and more rough over the course of the fight. Fires erupt everywhere, both on the giant tree and on the overall mostly unharmed Pravanese Navy. Seeing the much-diminished resistance from the giant tree and the Framian defender, Praven directs the Navy to make a landing, pillage the nearby settlements, burn them, and repeat for more than just Framian settlements. The Pravanese Navy seems to be heading up, possibly to Jannah and more, its strength mostly intact...

Elsewhere, well away from the fight, numerous trade ships suddenly sink with no explanation.

Spoiler: Creativity Award for T35 (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Deities(18) (click to show/hide)

Landria (Ruling, Technology) 13E
Katzerie (Luxury, Comfort) 17E
Mumuski (Music, Culture) 67E
Captain Praven (Piracy, Sailing?) 150E
Wstfgl (Dreams, Sleep?) 33E
Sadiq (Friendship, Engineering) 12E
Mani (Machine) 125E
Xislo (Magic) 24E
Zenrach (Death, Chaos) 17E
LIGHT (Light, Truth) 135E
Gandtrael (Brains, Spirit) 12E
Fortuna (Luck) 68E
Death (Death) 8E
Frami (Life, Evolution) 17E
Kriege (Strength, Power) 49E
Visalash (Science, Empowerment) 15E
Nameless god of Desolation and Destruction (Desolation, Destruction) 0E
Nameless god of Fear (Fear) 0E

Spoiler: Worship-forming units (plus/minus 20.0%) (click to show/hide)

Landria 31
Katzerie 24
Mumuski 17
Captain Praven 14
Wstfgl 66
Sadiq 34
Mani 13
Xislo 19
Zenrach 22
LIGHT 23
Gandtrael 26
Fortuna 14
Death 12
Frami 69
Kriege 4
Visalash 4
Nameless god of Desolation and Destruction 0
Nameless god of Fear 0

[micelus]

Sadiq ponders the situation.

"Ah Praven, I'll just leave this pile of loot outside the city, yes? Finest liquors and the sort too. I much prefer my feasts to yet another dreadful skirmish, yes?"

"Actually, I redact that statement, so says Sadiq!"

[Demonic Spoon]

Teach Scorim how to make Beam Laser heavy weapons and launch Satellites. (the satellites are perhaps nuclear-powered?)
Teach all other races how to use rifled firearms and cannon, and how to make and use Steam engines to power things, especially factories

Spend 2E on more than doubling the strength of Saland (and presumably that of other things that use it as a base material, like Salaminium and Blood Saland), and 8E to greatly increase Saland reserves.

Vote two times for Visalash for the creativity award.

Investigate what the Art3 delver is doing with the sky-rock
Give a general crown blessing to the Terminae Summoner
Who won the Cortex competitions?

[Andres]

I remove the pink and frilly stuff and go back to my usual self, then return to my afterlife.

To everyone whose creations I harmed unintentionally, I apologise. To Landria, I apologise for killing the souls of your necromancers. Their fate was not mine to judge, even if I disagreed with some of their actions.

Captain Praven, I deeply appreciate your attempt to free me and the gift you intended to give me. The attempt would have failed as I had a greater amount of Essence to spend on removing the chains than what you prepared, but it doesn't diminish the selflessness of the act.

To the ones who bound me, know this: I will build worshippers, I will reap Essence from their worship, and then when I have enough, I will revive the chunks of the two gods I helped slay. I hope that the act will serve as sufficient testimony to my claim that I will not kill any more gods.

[Andres]

-snip-

[Demonic Spoon]

"This one is happy to hear that. May this be a new beginning. In return this one will confide that essence has been invested in your new pink robe. By others, not by this one."

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

Looking at Landria's attempt at introducting rifles to the world. Katzerie starts developing a firearm of her own.
"I like my weapons usable in one hand."
Tiger Pattern Revolver Handgun
She makes a revolver pistol, with a lever under the barrel, used to compress the load of the bottom chamber. Which is position 3. The firing chamber is position 6.
It has 6 chambers. Only 2 positions have functions, 3 and 6. The rest of the positions simply allow access, for inserting gunpowder and bullets.
It also requires putting percussion caps on the cylinder. It's barrel is rifled.
Katzerie will use 10 Essence to refine the design. Making versions best suited for certain tasks. And finding the best materials for it.
Expected Result:
Blood Saland Frame (weight mitigate recoil, strength allows stronger loads)
Smokeless Gunpowder (more powerful load, less smoke to blind you)
Jacketed Lead Bullet (allowing higher speed projectiles without deforming in the air)
Improvement to Cleanliness (easier to clean, less likely to get dirty)
Reliability (less jams, durable, easy to repair)
Different Models (hunting, large game, army, anti armor, competition)
Katzerie will then put the Tiger Pattern Revolver Handgun into production in the Panzerwerk. Getting the best Katteros to create it.
"This gun, will be a great gun. It shall be supplied to the military of the Katten, Porcelain Men, and Dagomoths."
Use 4 Essence to help in the production and distribution of the Tiger Revolver.

[Demonic Spoon]

Give a general crown blessing to the Katteros gunsmith

[Andres]

I absorb the Essence from the pink robe.

[Detoxicated]

Each monastary shall be ruled by bishops wh are ruled by arch bishops. Use 5E to establish said system.

[Demonic Spoon]

Each monastary shall be ruled by bishops wh are ruled by arch bishops. Use 5E to establish said system.

Support hierarchies with 1E

[Legendary Marksdorf]

Oppose Katzerie introducing firearms to the world with 1E. Should someone ovverrule this opposition, still make sure none of your civilizations have access to firearms. ((mistakes were made))

Oppose Landria introducing firearms to the world. Should someone ovverrule this opposition, still make sure none of your civilizations have access to firearms.

[Demonic Spoon]

Oppose Katzerie introducing firearms to the world with 1E. Should someone ovverrule this opposition, still make sure none of your civilizations have access to firearms.

Support Katzerie's Tiger Pattern Revolver.

Oppose Frami's attempt to ban firearms among his races ((This should be a valid opposition I think, since the Framians should already have firearms of their own due to age of sail. Please no slapfights))