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[Detoxicated]

order the best academies of grataca Create an education network to bring knowledge to all gandtraelites and beyond.  :

[hector13]

Listen to prayers

Create the stupendously difficult-to-hunt-because-they're-lucky animals that give the hunter that performed the killing blow either very good or very bad luck for a time between 1 day and 1 year. (2E)

These animals are known as the Lu, and look like a cross between a deer and a bunny.

Spread the population evenly through the world, making sure they are able to live in the various biomes they end up in.

The Fhortan will generally ignore these animals.

[Stirk]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

   Terminae track-layer: "Thank you, Landria! Thank you, LYT!"
   Shimmerhand digger: "I also have an idea that we could be taller than the mountain!"
*Behold Throne*

Smite the Track-Layer for being a infidel
Terminae track-layer: "You are most welcome little one"
Bless polite track-layer with improved charisma
Shimmerhand digger: "Heh, nice try."
Make the digger two millimetres taller and give him a bonsai mountain
Anansi Metal crafter: "That is a very grand throne. What do you want in exchange for it?"

4E: Create another unit of Shimmerhands, initially being created with Aluminium hands this time.
1E: Make the Bronze Baobabs somewhat stronger, and have them somewhat increase the lifespans of shimmerhands that spend at least around 10% of their total life inside Baobabs at one point or another.

Teach the Shimmehands how to make crossbows from steel and saland
Teach the Shimmerhands how to use illusions to hide their Shimmer-Castles
Tell Shimmerhands about the other races near them (only the Dagomoths and Anansi iirc)

Teach the Terminae how to make water-powered paper-mills and water/trip-hammers to harness the Under-Mountain's rivers and waterfalls.
Tell Terminae necromancers about the new Leylines, which should be available near the bottom of Terminae lands

Teach the Anansi how to make lenses, used in telescopes and microscopes.
Tell the Anansi about the new Leylines, which should help them with enchanting
Tell the Anansi about the few races that are somewhat close to them (just the Shimmerhands and Dagomoths iirc)

Have the PRC study and catalog/map out the new leylines.
Have the PRC begin copying down the magical information on the monoliths to create a grand library of magic.

Teach the Hastani how to use heavy ploughs with mouldboards.
Teach the Jakatt how to make (better?) wine presses

((Wow, leave some actions for the rest of us  ))

"Boo! Mani wanted to make an Agent already!"

Mani listens to prayers.

"Un, Mani has an idea for quick travel! Mountains go up and down, and water falls down hill. A super-long water slide would be a super-quick way of going down the mountain! Super fun too!"

Mani tasks Section One with inventing the water slide.

[TheBiggerFish]

Spend up to 5E in creating permanent portals to the Great Dreaming, where all dreams can be seen.  This doubles as an afterlife for followers of Wstfgl, who can wander the dreams as they like.

Navigating the dreams is easier with psymental magics.

Place one of these portals near the dream-feeder who dreamt of dreams.

Listen to prayers.

Create and disseminate a plant that makes the next sleep dreamless and peaceful to the ingester, but not to any others (i.e. dream-feeders can still sustain themselves even if the entire world consumed this.)

If there is more than 10 Essence left, create dream-feeders until my Essence is 10.

[Detoxicated]

create 2e gandtraelites at grattaca, order to fortify grataca with a City Wall and a keep

[Ardent Debater]

Captain Praven, in a rum-induced drunken spree, has decided to inflate the economy everywhere!

Captain Praven has pulled a Mansa Musa and overpaid in many settlements with drink and entertainment.

"Heh Heh... Good times, Good times..."

The Molski seem to be spending inordinate amounts of time fighting each other and burning down each other's ships as soon as they near completion. They may be compared to crabs in a sometimes-literal bucket.

Captain Praven's Voice echoes into the minds of every Molski Pirate. While he speaks, a gallon's worth of salty seawater spontaneously appears and drenches any of the Molski that had anything to do with the ship-burning or Molski infighting. If any Molski didn't have anything to do with the ship-burning or Molski infighting but laugh or think about laughing about the Molski that were drenched, a gallon's worth of salty seawater drenches them as well. All Molski listening feel a sense of dread and guilt if they had anything to do with the ship-burning or Molski infighting. Captain Praven sounds very frustrated and speaks as if he were scolding the Molski.

"NOW, IT SEEMS TO ME THAT SOME 'O YE 'AVE BEEN VIOLATIN' THE PIRATE CODE! MORE SPECIFICALLY, ARTICLE NUMBER I, WHICH STATES: YE ALWAYS FOLLOW THE PIRATE CODE, IF YE DON'T YE'LL LIVE TO REGRET IT! AN' ARTICLE NUMBER II WHICH STATES: YE ALWAYS REMEMBER, A TRUE PIRATE FOLLOWS CAPTAIN PRAVEN AN' THE PIRATE CODE. IF HE DOESN'T, THEN HE'S JUST A YELLA-BELLIED, DIRTY SEA RAIDER AN' AIN'T WORTH THE TIME 'A DAY! YE HEAR THAT? 'T MEANS YE BETTER FOLLOW THA CODE, OR YE AIN'T A TRUE PIRATE AN' YE'LL LIVE TA REGRET IT!

NOW, YE ALSO BEEN VIOLATIN' ARTICLE NUMBER III, WHICH STATES: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YE DO TO SOMEONE WHO AIN'T A PIRATE, YE CAN LIE TO 'EM, CHEAT 'EM, KILL 'EM, AN' EVEN BEAT 'EM! BUT YE NEVER EVER MESS WITH ANOTHER PIRATE! IF YE DO KILL ANOTHER PIRATE, IT HAD BETTER BE FOR A GOOD REASON, AN' IN A FAIR FIGHT! NOW, I GOT A QUESTION FOR YE. WHY IN MY OWN BLASTED NAME HAVE YE BEEN KILLIN' YER FELLOW PIRATES AN' BURNIN' EACH OTHER'S SHIPS WHEN YE COULDA BEEN LOOTIN' AN' PILLAGIN'!?! BY THE GREAT BLUE SEA, YE'VE BEEN WASTIN' YER TIME OVER NOTHIN'! THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH BOOTY TA GO AROUND!

BY MY OL' BELOVED AUNTIE, YE BEEN ACTIN' LIKE A BUNCH 'O THEM GODS-DAMNED PIGS! YER PIRATES FOR PETE'S SAKE, NOW ACT LIKE IT! IF YER FELLOW PIRATE'S DOIN' BETTER THAN YE ARE, YE DON'T GO AN' RUIN THEIR PROGRESS OUTTA JEALOUSY! YER BETTER THAN THAT! YE GET OUT THERE AN' DO WHAT PIRATES DO! DON'T WASTE YER TIME BURNIN' AN' KILLIN' WHEN THERE'S NO BOOTY TA BE HAD! 'ONESTLY, I'VE SEEN CLAMS WIT' MORE DISCIPLINE THAN YE LOT! 'T SICKENS ME! NOW, IF THAT LITTLE SPEECH THERE AIN'T 'NOUGH INCENTIVE FOR YE, IF I CATCH ANY 'O YE FILTHY LANDLUBBERS BREAKIN' THE CODE LIKE THIS AGAIN, YE'LL BE PEELIN' BARNACLES AN' SWABBIN' THA DECK ON THE EBRIUS PRAEDONUS A HUNDRED YEARS FOR EVERY SCRAP 'O WOOD THAT GOES UP IN FLAMES!"

After that, The Captain's Voice grows softer and less angry, becoming more disappointed in tone.

"Now Ye see, thar jus' ain't no call for 't. Ye got the whole ocean 'fore Ye, an' Ye'd rather ruin Yer fellow Pirates than Sail it! Honestly, I jus' don't know what to say 'bout that. Ye ought ta be ashamed for it, Ye burnin' another Molski's hard work jus' fer tha sake o' 't. Brings a tear ta me eye, an' le' me tell Ye, thar ain't much tha' can do that."

Captain Praven listens to prayers:
    Molski captain: <Yarr! Please keep this ship from getting burnt down! Yarr!>

"Thar shouldn't be anyone tryin' ta burn down Yer ship, an' if they try, tell 'em that I said they're a pack 'o yellow-bellied curs."

If any Molski try to burn down the Molski Captain's ship, their Alcohol stores will instantaneously be replaced with rotting whale blubber, and a swarm of vengeful pelicans will eat a hole in their sail.

Captain Praven listens to prayers:
    Molski pirate: <Arrr! Can ye make our ships fly?>

"That I can! Jus' stand back n' watch this! Also, if Yer wise Ye'll keep 'er outta tha upper Mountain Layers, 't might get messy if Ye don't."

The Ebrius Praedonus flies above the Molski Pirate's ship, and from it's Cannons, several hundred gallons of sparkling rum pour onto the Molski Pirate's ship. After The Ebrius Praedonus flies back into orbit, the Molski Pirate's ship grows a pair of gigantic, waterproof wings that allow the ship to fly through the air in whatever direction the helmsman wills. If the ship's wings are destroyed, they'll regrow eventually, and if the Molski Pirate's ship is destroyed, the next ship his crew owns will grow wings.

Captain Praven listens to prayers:
    Molski face: <Aharr! Who else would join our wondersome crew?>

"Let me let Ye in on a little secret. Ye know tha bes' way ta crimp up some new mates? All Ye need ta get all tha crew Ye need, is to jus' hand out free Booze. If Ye do that, Ye'll have so much crew Ye won't know wha' to do with 'em."

Several dozen barrels of Booze appear next to the Molski face, on one of the barrels a small post-it note displaying a winking smiley face is attached.

After this, Captain Praven checks to see if the Molski have gotten their act together.

[Detoxicated]

send knowledge of the brain codulex to all brainfaith followers

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1. Honour all of sapience
2. Increase all abilities of your mind
3. Explore and discover the world.
4. Other codes of conduct may be followed if they Do not interfere with the codulex
5. For every problem one can find asolution
6. Spread knowledge and educate
7. Spread the codulex,  spread the brainfaith

[Legendary Marksdorf]

4E: Create the Hyrrans, a basic race

Spoiler: Hyrran race (click to show/hide)

The Hyrrans are a race of repitilian people. They are short (1m20 in average) and have short limbs as well. They are bipedal and have a long tail. Their head ressemble's a pangolin's but with snake eyes and sharp teeth. Their whole body is covered in dark red scales that are very resistant to extreme temperatures and very insulating as well, keeping the Hyrrans body temperature mostly unchanged, no matter their environment. Due to this, they can swim in lava without harm as long as they keep their head out of it (else lava would infiltrate through their nostrils). They live very deep underground near lava lakes. They feed themselves on metals and crystalline minerals (so not stone). They dig elaborate networks of tunnels to live in (kinda like ants) and have no hierachy, despite living in society. They live very deep underground. They use lava as their lightsource.

Stat-wise, they have very high constitution, above average strength and average everything else.

Frami spawns them in the deepest cavern possible, preferably near lava.

[Detoxicated]

teach the hyrrans the awes of water wheels.  Show them magma safe materials.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Tick 4.5: Chutes

Mumuski has created munski plants and Voltite.

Landria has blessed the Terminae track-layer with improved charisma for being polite, made the Shimmerhand digger slightly taller and given him a bonsai mountain, and graciously accepted the artifact Saland throne the metalcrafter cast.

Anansi metal crafter: "More Saland!"

Landria has created more Shimmerhands with aluminum hands and improved the Bronze Baobabs, making them stronger and restorative to Shimmerhands. (Landria: -5E)

Landria has taught the Shimmerhands about crossbows, illusions, and the Dagomoths and Anansi. The Terminae have been taught about harnessing the flow of water for various useful purposes, the Anansi have been taught about lenses and Leylines, and they have been warned of the existence of the Dagomoths and Shimmerhands. The PRC has begun studying and mapping out the leylines and transcribing magical monolith information.

The Hastani have been taught about improved plows and the Jakatt have been taught about improved wine presses.

Katzerie has created a unit of Norkatts and a unit of Kattorks. (Katzerie: -8E)

Gandtrael has taught the Gandtraelites of canals and crossbows, instructed the merchant to trade with Scorim, Arani, and Anansi, and encouraged the development of circuses. Following Gandtrael's initiative, Landria has instructed the PRC to accept any new members. Gandtrael has spread an educational system among the Gandtraelites to encourage this.

Fortuna listens to prayers:
   Concerned Fhortan citizen: "Why does trial by ordeal not work on outsiders?"
   Fhortan gambler: "I bet I can make you perform a miracle!"
   Fhortan astrologer: "I wish we had more than just LYT."

Fortuna has created luck-manipulating animals for the various biomes throughout the mountain. (Fortuna: -2E)

Mani listens to prayers:
   Anansi explorer: "We found tainted fleshy creatures that create interesting gems!"
   Section One tester: "I can't stop my rolling! Help!"
   Anansi builder: "What lies above the Mountain?"

Mani has instructed Section One to invent a water slide.

Wstfgl has created many portals to the Great Dreaming, an afterlife housing all dreams and the faithful of Wstfgl. Wstfgl has opened a portal near the dream-feeder who dreamt of dreams, who seems not to be dead yet.

Wstfgl listens to prayers:
   Dream-feeder hunter: (A dream about a claw made of creatures chasing down a swarm of cabbages)
   Dream-feeder chef: (A dream about rain that causes delicious dreams in non-dream-feeders)
   Dream-feeder merchant: (A dream about turning people into gold)

Wstfgl has created a plant that removes a dreamer's experience of a dream but not the dream itself.

Gandtrael has created more Gandtraelites at Grattaca. (Gandtrael: -2E)

Captain Praven has sternly rebuked the Molski involved in the infighting during his...adventure, drenching those involved and those laughing at those involved.

Captain Praven responds to prayers:
   Molski captain: <Yarr! Thanks much, Captain!>
   Molski pirate: <Arrr! Now we can raid the higher lands easily! Thanks! Arrr!>
   The Molski face has managed to recruit a number of Arani, Jakatts, and Nautil after a month of generous rum distribution.

A Molski captain's ship has exploded in a stinking cloud!

Gandtrael has spread the core principles of the brainfaith.

Frami has created a unit of Frami Hyrrans deep in some lava caves. Gandtrael has, somewhat unhelpfully, taught them about water wheels. (Frami: -4E)

Spoiler: Creativity Award for T7 (click to show/hide)

Captain Praven
+2 from Katzerie, +2 from Mumuski, +2 from Praven, +2 from Zenrach, +2 from Xislo

Landria
+2 from Sadiq

Sadiq
+2 from Landria

Wstfgl
+2 from Wstfgl

Frami
+2 from Frami

Spoiler: Deities (16) (click to show/hide)

Landria (Ruling, Technology) 2E
Katzerie (Luxury, Comfort) 3E
Mumuski (Music, Culture) 21E
Captain Praven (Piracy, Sailing?) 7E
Wstfgl (Dreams, Sleep?) 10E
Ovorr (Desolation, Destruction) 26E
Sadiq (Friendship, Engineering) 11E
Mani (Machine) 19E
Xislo (Magic) 7E
Zenrach (Death, Chaos) 9E
LIGHT (Light, Truth) 14E
Gandtrael (Brains) 4E
Fortuna (Luck) 12E
Death (Death) 10E
Frami (Life, Evolution) 9E
Corpus (Fear) 17E

Sphere suggestions this Tick are Fame and Coasts.

[Demonic Spoon]

Anansi metal crafter: "More Saland!"

Give him some Saland

Landria teaches the Terminae how to make plate-armour, and checks up on Necromancer experiments with the leylines he told them about.
Landria checks on the progress of the tunnel-train
Landria encourages the Shimmerhands and Anansi to develop more technology on their own. You can do it!

[hector13]

((I think I should have 12E after makin' the Lu.))

Fortuna listens to prayers:
   Concerned Fhortan citizen: "Why does trial by ordeal not work on outsiders?"

"Outsiders tend not to believe quite so much in the virtues of Luck. They prefer practicing a skill until they're good at it, rather than... well, just being good at it."

   Fhortan gambler: "I bet I can make you perform a miracle!"

Fortuna chuckles

"With such an ill-defined goal, I'm sure you could! I'll take the bet, conditional on a definition of "miracle". I'd also like to know what you want for a victory, and what you'll lose for a loss."

   Fhortan astrologer: "I wish we had more than just LYT."

"What's wrong with just LYT?"

[Demonic Spoon]

   Fhortan astrologer: "I wish we had more than just LYT."

"What's wrong with just LYT?"

"I believe he means the sky is boring because there is just the one thing in it, namely LYT, who acts as the sun. And clouds I suppose"

((Per original YG, everything posted here is public and heard by all gods, thus making commentary on prayer stuff is fair game))

[hector13]

((I know, at least on the part of public stuff))

"Perhaps some people would like to collaborate on some constellations or something then. Spice things up a bit."

[Happy Demon]

[Katzerie, the Token God]

Katzerie exits her fur ball, and approaches her Dagomoths. (30G, northeast)
"Hello. How are you doing? Oh my, I forgot to give you something, I'll fix that."
Katzerie starts creating a wolf, a big wolf, 8 times the size of a regular one.
The wolf has fluffy fur, strong body, and can run in the sky. Their leather is very strong and comfortable.
Katzerie creates Sky Wolves, wonderful predators of the sky, and spread them on the 30G layer, on the north part.

"Anyway, how have you been?"
Katz checks on the Dagomoths.