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Yoink

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ROLL TO CRUISE
« on: July 19, 2016, 12:24:41 am »
YOU ON CRUISE SHIP

SOMEWHERE ON OCEAN

IS REAL SUNNY WITH COOL BREEZE AND SHIT


>WHAT NOW?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Lenglon

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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2016, 03:23:41 am »
Apply the square root of Pi.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #2 on: July 19, 2016, 03:55:08 am »
Commandeer the ship from the captain.
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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #3 on: July 19, 2016, 04:03:42 am »
Quote from: Pencil_Art on July 19, 2016, 03:55:08 am
Commandeer the ship from the captain.

Assist in commandeering ship from captain.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
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NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

NJW2000

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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #4 on: July 19, 2016, 04:46:29 am »
Make margaritas for the commandeering effort.
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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2016, 04:50:36 am »
I'm the captain here! Crush these mutinous bastards under my iron heel!
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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2016, 05:13:35 am »
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on July 19, 2016, 04:50:36 am
I'm the captain here! Crush these mutinous bastards under my iron heel!
What a coincidence, I'm a mutinous bastard! Crush the captain under my heel!
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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2016, 06:36:38 am »
Quote from: Lenglon on July 19, 2016, 03:23:41 am
Apply the square root of Pi.
[6] YOU DO MATH
FEELS GOOD... REAL GOOD

HAVE HAD MATH HABIT FOR SOME TIME NOW

KEEPING IT A SECRET FROM YOU FAMILY ON THIS CRUISE HAS BEEN DIFFICULT
CALCULATOR ALMOST WORN OUT, HOPE YOU CAN FIND NEW ONE ON SHIP SOMEWHERE
Quote from: Pencil_Art on July 19, 2016, 03:55:08 am
Commandeer the ship from the captain.
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Quote from: Pencil_Art on July 19, 2016, 03:55:08 am
Commandeer the ship from the captain.
Assist in commandeering ship from captain.
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on July 19, 2016, 04:50:36 am
I'm the captain here! Crush these mutinous bastards under my iron heel!
Quote from: AkumaKasai on July 19, 2016, 05:13:35 am
Quote from: AoshimaMichio on July 19, 2016, 04:50:36 am
I'm the captain here! Crush these mutinous bastards under my iron heel!
What a coincidence, I'm a mutinous bastard! Crush the captain under my heel!
I TRY AND MAKE NICE SIMPLE RTD AND YOU GIVE ME WHOLE MESS OF OPPOSED ROLLS ON FIRST TURN

GEE THANKS

[6] [5] [3] [4] POOR CAPTAIN IS HORRIBLY BEATEN BY ANGRY MOB IN THE BRIDGE FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON
IT A NASTY SCENE, REAL MESSY

WE TALKING "STOMPED INTO PASTE"-LEVEL NASTY HERE

AT LEAST HE DIED BRAVELY I GUESS

...

I PITY THE DECKHAND WHO HAS TO CLEAN THIS UP

HOPE THEY BRING A SPONGE

MUTINEER LEADER PUKES ALL OVER THE ROOM AFTER DONE WITH MURDER, MAKES IT EVEN WORSE

AoshimaMichio- Rank gained: Captain!
Item gained: Captaincy!
Rank lost: Captain!
Item lost: Captaincy!
Item lost: Life!

Pencil_Art - Rank gained: Captain!
Item gained: Captaincy!
Item lost: lunch!

Everyone (who isn't dead, at least) - Item gained: Margarita!
Quote from: NJW2000 on July 19, 2016, 04:46:29 am
Make margaritas for the commandeering effort.
[4] YOU MAKE PRETTY GOOD BATCH OF MARGARITAS

WADE INTO BLOODSOAKED BRIDGE AND DELIVER THEM TO SUCCESSFUL MUTINEERS

ALSO YOU NOW JIMMY BUFFET FOR SOME REASON

Class(es) Acquired: Musician/Pirate!
Skill Gained: Godlike cocktail making!
Skill gained: Perform music (nautical-themed folk/country)!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2016, 06:40:35 am »
IT REAL HARD DOING RTD ON PHONE

JEEZ

ANYWAY, CRUISE STILL HAPPENING, PEOPLE NOT ALL KNOW ABOUT MUTINY YET
JIMMY BUFFET ON SHIP SO THAT'S COOL

BRIDGE OF SHIP PRETTY GRUESOME

WEATHER STILL SUPER NICE THOUGH

> WHAT NOW?
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2016, 06:41:01 am »
Find weapons.
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Quote from: GUNINANRUNIN on May 10, 2013, 01:31:49 am
GOD DAMN IT NRDL.
Quote from: Madman198237 on July 26, 2017, 03:33:50 pm
NRDL will roll a die and decide how sadistic and insane he's feeling well you do.

Lenglon

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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2016, 06:43:45 am »
Demonstrate the root square path integral of refrigeratorxfreighttrain.
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Quote from: Parisbre56 on February 18, 2013, 03:33:15 pm
((I don't think heating something that is right above us to a ridiculous degree is very smart. Worst case scenario we become +metal statues+. This is a finely crafted metal statue. It is encrusted with sharkmist and HMRC. On the item is an image of HMRC and Pancaek. Pancaek is laughing. The HMRC is melting. The artwork relates to the encasing of the HMRC in metal by Pancaek during the Mission of Many People.))

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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #11 on: July 19, 2016, 06:47:24 am »
Mix absinthe and engine oil! Play hornpipe!
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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #12 on: July 19, 2016, 07:14:35 am »
Go to the engine room and put a pimento taco- a pimentaco- in the engine mechanisms, also liberally pour a margarita in there, shouting about it being five o'clock and Jimmy Buffet being on board.
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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #13 on: July 19, 2016, 07:32:50 am »
Wear flip-flops. Be dread pirate sandalbeard on vacation.
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Re: ROLL TO CRUISE
« Reply #14 on: July 19, 2016, 07:48:09 am »
Pour Me something tall and strong.
Make it a hurricane.
Before I go insane.
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