Boss Grundy "Ya-know-it" Gruntington
Approaching the decidedly non-Orky camp dead ahead, Grundy raises his choppa.
"Dere's tha 'umie ploice, boys! Let's get ta stompin'! WAAAAAGH!!"
3
Ya take ya dozen boys and CHARGE DA HUMIE CAMP!!! WAAAAAAAAGH!
Da Humies push back pretty good, but ya still got most ya Boyz!
Da camp is unconka'd!
Invoke da power of Gork 'an Mork (or is it Mork 'an Gork?) by shoutin' WAAAGH! real loud!
1
Ya try to WAAAGH, but a loose arrow from the HUMIE direction splits intah a ead, busting ya skull across the mess hole!
YA DEDNOW DAT I'M IN CHARGE, I TAKE ALL 'A DA' ORCS DAT'LL COME WIT ME AN' GO LOOT DA NEAREST 'UMIE VILLAGE! I TAKE DA' BIGGEST 'N SHINIEST CHOPPA IN CAMP 'N CUT UP ANY ZOGGIN' GITS WOT GOT A PROBLEM WIT' IT!
6
Ya take a BIG CHOPPA made by a HUMIE
It's da biggest CHOPPA, about 8 or 9 goblins tall!
Ya measured through a few goblins the be sure.
Da biggest Orcs are sick of ya killing they Boyz n' Goblins, An' deny wan' yah 'ead!
SMASH SOME 'UMIE 'EADS WITH M' NEW CROSSBOW! FOLLOW GRUNDY!
5
Ya smash every HUMIE EAD YAH SEE, AND CAUSED A LOTTA BLOODSHED
But da camp has a lotta Humies...
And ya and ya Boyz gotta head back.
Cook food for all the orcs
1
Ya was cookin a good meal, but then brains landed in ya space, ya slipped, and bashed ya skull into ya cooking knife
YA DEDMe not orc! Me goblin!
Smash stupid orc callin me orc!
2
Ya get kicked feh ya stupid, ya GIT!
Find Da Lukky Stikk!!! I'z iz talkin ta Gork an' Mork soon!
4
Ya find a BASHA dat looks pretty Gorky n' Morky
Could it be?!
Bob, The Human Fighter
Scream incoherently and bang my sword against a rock. Quietly check to see if the green paint that I've smeared all over my face and body as a disguise is still covering me.
4
Ya make ya self pretty orcy in ya dance. Most Orcs dat see ya think ya bit too skinny, and none pay much attention t' ya.
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