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Author Topic: =][= For the god emperor =][= Green is best.  (Read 3640 times)

~Neri

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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= pick your heresy
« Reply #15 on: July 20, 2016, 10:37:04 am »

Do not speak of the smurfs.
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« Reply #16 on: July 20, 2016, 01:07:09 pm »

Do not speak of the smurfs.
You're one to talk, spandex lover.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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« Reply #17 on: July 20, 2016, 01:11:42 pm »

I'm not actually sure what race you're referencing with that. Orks don't wear spandex. They wear metal with more metal taped to it.
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« Reply #18 on: July 20, 2016, 01:25:36 pm »

I'm not actually sure what race you're referencing with that. Orks don't wear spandex. They wear metal with more metal taped to it.
Referencing a different game. It's called planetside. Read up on the vanu sovereignty.
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I figure at some point, you're just gonna run outta fucks to give and just off yourself whenever you get hurt at all. It's not like there's any downsides to it. Hangover? Suicide will fix that. Stubbed your toe? Suicide. Headache? Suicide. Papercut? Suicide.

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« Reply #19 on: July 20, 2016, 01:43:20 pm »

Ah. I believe the term you're looking for is "Filthy Technocultist"
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« Reply #20 on: July 20, 2016, 06:33:59 pm »

Love Planetside. Classic. Now, why don't we fight for the Greater Good.

Inb4 "tehy r spess communissszz!"

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« Reply #21 on: July 20, 2016, 08:27:38 pm »

Character sheet:

Gender:Female
Race:CFSME ((pronunciation CF-SME))
Cyborg
Female
Space
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« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2016, 08:35:34 pm »

Ork. Orks as high-ranking imperial officers never gets old.
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« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2016, 09:48:32 pm »

but then how are you part demon?
I get resistance to daemonic effects and have a bonus when dealing with them.
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« Reply #24 on: July 21, 2016, 01:05:18 am »

Love Planetside. Classic. Now, why don't we fight for the Greater Good.

Inb4 "tehy r spess communissszz!"
NAH, DEY'Z JUS' PANSIES 'OO WOULDN'T REKERG... REEKER... KNOW WOT A CHOPPA WOZ IF THEY GOT CHOPPA'D WIV ONE.
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« Reply #25 on: July 21, 2016, 06:31:04 pm »

We'z one of dem 'umie gitz, heh. Nuffink odd 'ere. We ain't one of da boyz- er, dem orks. Da green ones.

You a wake to the sight of two humains looking at you.
One the humines is even more puny than normal with a lumpy chest.

"Wat da zog you gits looking at?"
"The future of the The Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition, you are going to be the first of a new kind of Inquisitor."
When the lumpy one talks she sounds weak all sqeaky and quite like. 

"Inkwiziter? Whatz an Inkwiziter humie?"
"Your new job, As an inquisitor you will know no higher law, no authority greater than your own, no bounds to your scope be it the alien, mutation, corruption crime or incompetence all must be investigated.
"You want me to clump da spiky boys, da funny looking humies, Bug-eyez an any one da big gold boss says?"
"Yes i think you've got the idea."
"Do i git snazzy bling like dat?
"Yes you will get an Inquisitorial Rosette."
"An a flash shoota?"
"Yes a choice of small arms are available to you."
"Boss the boys about?"
"Yes you will be empowered to command the emperor servants."
"Lumpy Humie whens i start?"

"It's miss Celestoya, call me Celestoya please."
"Grugak"
"Well Grugak, you start now, come let get you a weapon."

And with you to follow her to the armoury.
It's clear that your on a ship, a big humie one that's headed some where

The humie weapon all look like there to small an fiddly, your sure you improve them with some tinkering.

"Here a Kantrael 'Defender' pattern las pistol, try it out."
The humie mek points at the targets, and you fire it, a punty flash of light an there a tiny hole in the targets.
"Diz naff zap gun, no teeth" you shout at the humie mek angy at being given such a crap gun.
"Take, take them all just don't hit me" he quivers throwing a dozen pistols at you.
"One diz best have more Daka." you grumble as you shove the pistols into your belt.

You soon find your self alone in your room.
It's a simple room, a bed, a  small shelf and a few books on da humies da big gold boss.

1) Try kustoming the pistols in to some thing orky.
2) Just see what you can make from the spare pistols.
3) go looking for grub an a scrap.

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Re: =][= For the god emperor =][= Green is best.
« Reply #26 on: July 21, 2016, 06:39:18 pm »

((Huh... Though that game was multiplayer somehow...))
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« Reply #27 on: July 21, 2016, 06:51:31 pm »

Just see what we can make from the spare pistols. Being an ork means we can make something that defies the laws of physics and shouldn't work at all, yet works because we believe it should.
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« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2016, 07:22:42 am »

Stick them all together.  Boom, MOAR DAKKA.
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« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2016, 01:15:04 pm »

Convert the pistol into a BIG SHOOTA.
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