We'z one of dem 'umie gitz, heh. Nuffink odd 'ere. We ain't one of da boyz- er, dem orks. Da green ones.
You a wake to the sight of two humains looking at you.
One the humines is even more puny than normal with a lumpy chest.
"Wat da zog you gits looking at?"
"The future of the The Holy Orders of the Emperor's Inquisition, you are going to be the first of a new kind of Inquisitor."
When the lumpy one talks she sounds weak all sqeaky and quite like.
"Inkwiziter? Whatz an Inkwiziter humie?"
"Your new job, As an inquisitor you will know no higher law, no authority greater than your own, no bounds to your scope be it the alien, mutation, corruption crime or incompetence all must be investigated.
"You want me to clump da spiky boys, da funny looking humies, Bug-eyez an any one da big gold boss says?"
"Yes i think you've got the idea."
"Do i git snazzy bling like dat?
"Yes you will get an Inquisitorial Rosette."
"An a flash shoota?"
"Yes a choice of small arms are available to you."
"Boss the boys about?"
"Yes you will be empowered to command the emperor servants."
"Lumpy Humie whens i start?"
"It's miss Celestoya, call me Celestoya please."
"Grugak"
"Well Grugak, you start now, come let get you a weapon."
And with you to follow her to the armoury.
It's clear that your on a ship, a big humie one that's headed some where
The humie weapon all look like there to small an fiddly, your sure you improve them with some tinkering.
"Here a Kantrael 'Defender' pattern las pistol, try it out."
The humie mek points at the targets, and you fire it, a punty flash of light an there a tiny hole in the targets.
"Diz naff zap gun, no teeth" you shout at the humie mek angy at being given such a crap gun.
"Take, take them all just don't hit me" he quivers throwing a dozen pistols at you.
"One diz best have more Daka." you grumble as you shove the pistols into your belt.
You soon find your self alone in your room.
It's a simple room, a bed, a small shelf and a few books on da humies da big gold boss.
1) Try kustoming the pistols in to some thing orky.
2) Just see what you can make from the spare pistols.
3) go looking for grub an a scrap.
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