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[NRDL]

Knock on the door, say we're the police. Hold wallet phone up for identification, baton in the other hand.

[MidnightJaguar]

Knock on the door, say we're the police. Hold wallet phone up for identification, baton in the other hand.

+1 Impersonation of police officers is another central teneant of modern liberal arts.

[Demonic Spoon]

Knock on the door, say we're the police. Hold wallet phone up for identification, baton in the other hand.

+1 Impersonation of police officers is another central teneant of modern liberal arts.

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[Kilojoule Proton]

You knock on the door, saying you're the police. You hear some grumbling before the door unlocks and opens slightly, revealing an annoyed-looking man you can only assume is Middenman Mick.

"Police not in uniform? Yeah right."

The door slams shut and locks.

Status
Part (maker) - Health - Energy
Head (----) - Intact - Not hungry
Torso (CYPF) - Good - 94%
Left arm (CYPF) - Intact - 94%
Right arm (----) - Intact - Not hungry
Left hand (CYPF) - Intact - 94%
Right hand (----) - Intact - Not hungry
Left leg (CYPF) - Good - 94%
Right leg (----) - Bruised - Not hungry

8.5/8.5 slots available for upgrades.


Inventory
$137
Strange baton (wielded)
Officer Chad's electronic walletphone (wielded)
Diploma -2 (loosely in belt)
Wrench (loosely in belt)
Gun (in belt)

[MidnightJaguar]

see what the strange baton can do to the door.

[Stirk]

Tell him we are under cover! It's the perfect excuse.

[Funk]

Tell him we are under cover! It's the perfect excuse.

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[MidnightJaguar]

Tell him we are under cover! It's the perfect excuse.

+1

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[Kilojoule Proton]

You look at the strange baton, which has two buttons on it and then yell out that you're undercover.

"That's not what an undercover cop would say!"

You apply the baton to the door and struggle to push one button. A jet of what seems to be pepper spray exits the baton. Ouch!

Status
Part (maker) - Health - Energy
Head (----) - Burning! - Not hungry
Torso (CYPF) - Good - 94%
Left arm (CYPF) - Intact - 94%
Right arm (----) - Intact - Not hungry
Left hand (CYPF) - Intact - 94%
Right hand (----) - Intact - Not hungry
Left leg (CYPF) - Good - 94%
Right leg (----) - Bruised - Not hungry

8.5/8.5 slots available for upgrades.


Inventory
$137
Strange baton (wielded)
Officer Chad's electronic walletphone (wielded)
Diploma -2 (loosely in belt)
Wrench (loosely in belt)
Gun (in belt)

[Stirk]

Exactly! That is why its the perfect cover!

[Gwolfski]

Attempt to stop head burning.

[NRDL]

Just fucking fire a bullet into the door.