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[Kilojoule Proton]

With strange resolve and inhuman calmness, you somehow turn your diploma into a viable folded paper club and manage to knock the wrench right off while saying that you have nothing to lose and want to join the Haph family more than anything else. He gives in after about some time of getting whacked by the makeshift club.

"Arright, arright, we could prob'ly use folks like you," he says, not really defeated.

"Know the 'cycler? Such an annoying guy, never donates ta charity. What if...what if we got a more charitable guy there, know what I'm sayin'?"

Status
Part (maker) - Health - Energy
Head (----) - Intact - Satiated
Torso (CYPF) - Intact - 98%
Left arm (CYPF) - Intact - 98%
Right arm (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left hand (CYPF) - Intact - 98%
Right hand (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left leg (CYPF) - Intact - 98%
Right leg (----) - Intact - Satiated

8.5/8.5 slots available for upgrades.


Inventory
$87
Club of Diploma-cy -2 (wielded)


EDIT: Updated energy

[Demonic Spoon]

Recycle the Recycler
When do we get our pin
Also money, money would be good

[MidnightJaguar]

Grab the Wrench. Then go beat up the cycler with our wrench and club.

[NRDL]

Grab the Wrench. Then go beat up the cycler with our wrench and club.

+1 dual wielding for the win.

[Kilojoule Proton]

"The pin? Money? How do I know yer' not one of them? Engh, I guess I can spare a hundred if the 'cycler goes Santa. Now go, go!"

The almost-definitely-a-Haph man turns and walks even more quickly toward the gliderport. You grab the wrench because your memory, refined by entire man-months of esoteric essays and a nearly record-breaking dissertation (curse that Fred!), is better than that of the probably-a-Haph man. You wield both and begin on your way to the recycling plant when you are stopped by a Patrol officer with a strange baton.

"Lookin' fer a fight, citizen? Er should I say slagborg?"

Status
Part (maker) - Health - Energy
Head (----) - Intact - Satiated
Torso (CYPF) - Intact - 98%
Left arm (CYPF) - Intact - 98%
Right arm (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left hand (CYPF) - Intact - 98%
Right hand (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left leg (CYPF) - Intact - 98%
Right leg (----) - Intact - Satiated

8.5/8.5 slots available for upgrades.


Inventory
$87
Club of Diploma-cy -2 (wielded)
Wrench (wielded)

[NRDL]

Show officer diploma, tell him that wrenches are a completely necessary part of the Liberal Arts.

[MidnightJaguar]

Show officer diploma, tell him that wrenches are a completely necessary part of the Liberal Arts.

If he doesn't believe us hit him over the head with the wrench and run. WE AIN'T GOING BACK IN THE SLAMMER.

[Stirk]

Show officer diploma, tell him that wrenches are a completely necessary part of the Liberal Arts.

If he doesn't believe us hit him over the head with the wrench and run. WE AIN'T GOING BACK IN THE SLAMMER.

Pff, what are they gonna do? They already took all our organs, not much else to take at this point.

[NRDL]

They may force us to re-do our degree.

[Funk]

Show officer diploma, tell him that wrenches are a completely necessary part of the Liberal Arts.

If he doesn't believe us hit him over the head with the wrench and run. WE AIN'T GOING BACK IN THE SLAMMER.

Pff, what are they gonna do? They already took all our organs, not much else to take at this point.

+1 try him it some kind of liveing art, about pure knowledge being defiled to the means of production and some other crap.

[Stirk]

They may force us to re-do our degree.

There is no possible way they could be that cruel.

[Demonic Spoon]

Engage in heated diplomacy until he stops moving

[somemildmanneredidiot]

Engage in heated diplomacy until he stops moving

+1

[Kilojoule Proton]

You unfold your diploma, present it to the officer, and explain that wrenches are definitely necessary for the Liberal Arts. You then proceed to launch into an hour-long tirade about pure knowledge, means of production, diplomas, Fred, instant noodles, and how the diploma literally cost an arm and leg without the officer being able to get more than two words in edgwise, by the end of which the officer keels over. Do you search the officer or continue directly to the Recycler?

Status
Part (maker) - Health - Energy
Head (----) - Intact - Satiated
Torso (CYPF) - Intact - 95%
Left arm (CYPF) - Intact - 95%
Right arm (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left hand (CYPF) - Intact - 95%
Right hand (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left leg (CYPF) - Intact - 95%
Right leg (----) - Intact - Satiated

8.5/8.5 slots available for upgrades.


Inventory
$87
Diploma -2 (wielded)
Wrench (wielded)

[Gwolfski]

Searching officers is an important part of Liberal Arts.