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[Funk]

Search hard enough

+1 Go big or go home, not that we really have one

+1

[Kilojoule Proton]

After a day of walking around the Aerostat (and hoping the Cyprifab parts don't disastrously overheat), you find two oddly dressed men with an orange pin exiting one of the cheap HoloFame theaters. You cannot quite make out whether either is armed, and one seems to be walking briskly toward the gliderport while the other looks around and walks back in. What will you do?

Status
Part (maker) - Health - Energy
Head (----) - Intact - Satiated
Torso (CYPF) - Intact - 100%
Left arm (CYPF) - Intact - 100%
Right arm (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left hand (CYPF) - Intact - 100%
Right hand (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left leg (CYPF) - Intact - 100%
Right leg (----) - Intact - Satiated

8.5/8.5 slots available for upgrades.


Inventory
$87
Diploma


((NOTE: This game will be run with a spacing of three actions or 24 hours, with the following exceptions:
    Without actions, nothing will be done
    A look (around) action will be completed as soon as possible))

[Tomasque]

 Follow the gliderport guy. Ask him if we can join.

    What's wrong with being blunt?

[Stirk]

Follow the gliderport guy. Ask him if we can join.

    What's wrong with being blunt?

Its unprofessional, that is what is wrong with it! We have to hand them a resume, which is super-professional.

Quickly type of a resume, then hand it to the gliderport guy and ask if we can join.

[Ardent Debater]

Follow the gliderport guy. Ask him if we can join.

    What's wrong with being blunt?

Fortune favors the bold. +1

[NRDL]

Follow the gliderport guy. Ask him if we can join.

    What's wrong with being blunt?

Fortune favors the bold. +1

+1

[Demonic Spoon]

Follow the gliderport guy. Ask him if we can join.

    What's wrong with being blunt?

Its unprofessional, that is what is wrong with it! We have to hand them a resume, which is super-professional.

Quickly type of a resume, then hand it to the gliderport guy and ask if we can join.

+1

[Kilojoule Proton]

You get the urge to write out a résumé, but the gliderport guy would probably be long gone after typing up even a small business card. Instead, you run up to the man as fast as you feel comfortable running and produce your diploma, which you assume is close enough to a résumé.

"Doctorate in Liberal Arts? What is this? The newest robbery chrick? Outta my way, I've got--places to be," he says, slightly nervously. He backs off, pulling out a wrench.

Status
Part (maker) - Health - Energy
Head (----) - Intact - Satiated
Torso (CYPF) - Intact - 100%
Left arm (CYPF) - Intact - 100%
Right arm (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left hand (CYPF) - Intact - 100%
Right hand (----) - Intact - Satiated
Left leg (CYPF) - Intact - 100%
Right leg (----) - Intact - Satiated

8.5/8.5 slots available for upgrades.


Inventory
$87
Diploma (wielded)

[Funk]

Use Diploma as a folded paper club and attack him.

[NRDL]

Use Diploma as a folded paper club and attack him.

+1 why the hell not

[Ardent Debater]

Use Diploma as a folded paper club and attack him.

+1 why the hell not

+1, while we're fighting, explain that we have nothing to lose and want to join the Haph Family more than anything else.

[MidnightJaguar]

Use Diploma as a folded paper club and attack him.

+1 why the hell not

+1, while we're fighting, explain that we have nothing to lose and want to join the Haph Family more than anything else.

We shall prove ourselves through the medium of paper based combat.

[Ardent Debater]

Use Diploma as a folded paper club and attack him.

+1 why the hell not

+1, while we're fighting, explain that we have nothing to lose and want to join the Haph Family more than anything else.

We shall prove ourselves through the medium of paper based combat.

To be fair, assaulting a mobster with a rolled up piece of paper should at least prove that we're brave.

[Demonic Spoon]

Use Diploma as a folded paper club and attack him.

+1 why the hell not

+1, while we're fighting, explain that we have nothing to lose and want to join the Haph Family more than anything else.

We shall prove ourselves through the medium of paper based combat.

To be fair, assaulting a mobster with a rolled up piece of paper should at least prove that we're brave.

+1

[Tomasque]

Use Diploma as a folded paper club and attack him.

+1 why the hell not

+1, while we're fighting, explain that we have nothing to lose and want to join the Haph Family more than anything else.

We shall prove ourselves through the medium of paper based combat.

To be fair, assaulting a mobster with a rolled up piece of paper should at least prove that we're brave.

+1

+1

 The bigger the quote pyramid, the stronger the attack, right?