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[NJW2000]

Champions! Welcome to the great arena providing entertainment to numberless universes... the Macrocolliseum!


Six warriors, selected from the many worlds of mankind, chosen to fight and die gloriously for the amusement of trillions!

With a mighty weapon, a noble beast and a cunning trap, you must do battle and perish until only one is left alive, for the diversion and edification of our countless viewers!



But this will be no ordinary battle, fought with no ordinary weapons. Instead, you must cunningly choose the components of your arms, steed and device, using the princely sum of one thousand US dollars, from that quaint and curious online marketplace that the backwards and primitive humans tof that world call, "ebay". Once five of these elements have been purchased, they will be fused into a unique and magnificent object or creature!

So champions, introduce yourselves to the audience, and list your first five items now, which will be assembled into strange and puissant weapons! You may only spend five hundred dollars each round, though, so choose your items wisely...

Spoiler: what is this? (click to show/hide)

In a six-person arena, you must select 3 lots of 5 ebay items, which will be combined to create a weapon, a beast that will fight alongside you, and a trap.
Each lot of 5 items can cost, in total, no more than $500, and you only recieve $1000 for all three.

Try looking here if you're still unsure of what actually goes on: that was a fast and scrappy version of this RTD.

We need six players. Once a beast, weapon and trap has been generated for each person, you will be transported into the arena, and the deathmatch will start. The trap you can place anywhere in the arena, and nobody will know about it. This will be fairly standard RTD, except that you cannot RTD while actually attacking.

Spoiler: character sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:
Brief, fairly optional description:

Your character can be pretty much anyone you like, from history, pop culture, your imagination, another rtd, whatever. They just have to be human-ish, no special abilities or possessions that would affect the game.

5 ebay items for a weapon: costing no more than $500 in total. Pictures preferably, links if necessary.

Spoiler: waitlist (click to show/hide)

The Moonlit Shadow
Dr McTaalik
H4zardZ1

Spoiler: maps, beasts, weapons (click to show/hide)

All Weapons
All Beasts
Labelled Arena Maps

[spazyak]

Char sheet:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Character: Your stereotypical Japanese schoolgirl who's behavior seems to be something out of a kill bill movie
 stuff:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Buck-Woodsman-Fixed-Blade-Hunting-Knife-102BKS-/162082858848 36.94 knife, non folding
http://www.ebay.com/itm/150-lb-Camouflage-Hunting-Crossbow-Bow-w-4x20-Scope-12-Bolts-Arrows-180-80-/300955560358 89.99, crossbow scoped, 12 bolts
http://www.ebay.com/itm/27-Ninja-Sword-Machete-Throwing-Knife-Full-Tang-Tactical-Blade-Black-Katana-/110997484399?hash=item19d7f7336f:g:QeQAAOxycD9TSD6J 19.33,  Machete and 2 throwing knives
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Umarex-H-K-USP-CO2-BB-Pistol-Black-177-2252300-/181682140713?hash=item2a4d197629:g:59IAAOSwv0tVVM9g 44.48 , USP high powerered pelet gun
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Antique-set-of-5-Tiger-Knife-Katar-Dagger-Hand-fogged-chisled-steel-blade-/322154695852?hash=item4b01ea8cac:g:uEwAAOSwFNZWwyoC 150, five katars

Total spent $340.74

[The Ensorceler]

I'm in, too. Character sheet will be done some time today.

[IcyTea31]

Sure, I'll have another round if you don't mind. Sheet coming later.


Name: "Gloompaw"
Description: A man in the fursuit of an unnaturally-coloured anthropomorphic wolf with rainbow-pattern leg warmers and way too many piercings.

5 ebay items for a weapon:

Spoiler: Axe-handled baseball bat: $45 (click to show/hide)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Axe-Bat-2013-Youth-Baseball-Bat-32-21oz-Maple-Composite-L120-5-Black-/361640865443?hash=item543379aea3:g:9AYAAOSwvg9XXLac

Spoiler: 1 pound of broken glass: $9 (click to show/hide)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/1lb-Glass-Clear-Pieces-Fairy-Garden-Arts-Crafts-Mosaics-or-Concrete-Art-/162097656718?hash=item25bdc5f38e:g:7gwAAOSwTapV50JI

Spoiler: Super-bright motorcycle lamp: ~$84,39 (click to show/hide)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/4-LED-driving-lamp-magnesium-alloy-super-bright-electric-motorcycle-x1PCE-/182136758375?hash=item2a68326067:g:O8oAAOSwVcFXPIOc&vxp=mtr

Spoiler: Deadpool action figure: $9,80 (click to show/hide)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/6-New-Marvel-DEADPOOL-Universe-X-Men-Comic-Series-Action-Figure-Toy-Without-box-/222132081846?hash=item33b81a94b6:g:xqAAAOSwSX9XA97Q

Spoiler: Unicycle: $59,99 (click to show/hide)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Blue-24-Unicycle-Cycling-In-Out-Door-Chrome-with-skidproof-tire-/252307012349?hash=item3abeab7afd:g:gMwAAOSw5VFWQFaz

Total: $208,18
Remaining: $791,82

[Coolrune206]

Name: Felicia Smith

Description: Absolutely normal female human. No distinguishing features. Blue eyes. 5' 11". Rather lanky.

Weapon Ebay items: 137.27$ total

12 Volt Battery: 25.99$
18 Gauge Copper Wire: 19.95$
Carbon Steel Katana: 31.95$
High Quality Zippo Lighter: 20.49$
Leafblower: 38.89$

Should we just do the weapons for now?

[NJW2000]

Yes.

[MidnightJaguar]

I'll join

char sheet will be posted.
Bobby jones.
A good old boy from Georgia. Likes to rock.
tonemaster guitar amp 39.95

Tactical gloves 25.99

really bright flashlight 19.99

hand mixer 39.99

straight razor 15.50

[The Ensorceler]

Name: Nikolas "Plum" Maksimov
Description: Originally from the Cluedo: The Classic Mystery Game universe. Somewhat short and wiry. Has light brown hair, and opted for contacts instead of the usual spectacles, as this is a bloodsport.

3500psi Log Splitter Piston: $209.49
Nerf Long Strike CS-6 w/ Extended Barrel: $19.50
4oz Bottle of High Quality Ferrofluid: $39.00
Cold Steel Lance Point Spear: $68.40
Cursed Spoon From Egypt, Twisted By Spiritual Energy: $25.00

Money remaining: $638.61

[IcyTea31]

Something worth mentioning: some of the weapons people are 'buying' are what are called 'wallhangers'. They're ornamental, and too fragile for actual combat. The price tags serve as hints: a hand-crafted combat-ready sword, for example, usually doesn't cost anything less than a couple hundred dollars.

[NJW2000]

Argh, I'm seventh.

Waitlist, (is this first come first serve?)

Afraid so, probably should have mentioned that.

[NJW2000]

Argh, I'm seventh.

Waitlist, (is this first come first serve?)

Hey, wait, there are only six players that have posted, including you! You're in, post a sheet and character.

[NJW2000]

Something worth mentioning: some of the weapons people are 'buying' are what are called 'wallhangers'. They're ornamental, and too fragile for actual combat. The price tags serve as hints: a hand-crafted combat-ready sword, for example, usually doesn't cost anything less than a couple hundred dollars.

More fool them: the combat system is fairly abstract, and a rare orchid to the face might hit as hard as a pound of lead.

[H4zardZ1]

I can't find things at Ebay, so just PTW.

Something worth mentioning: some of the weapons people are 'buying' are what are called 'wallhangers'. They're ornamental, and too fragile for actual combat. The price tags serve as hints: a hand-crafted combat-ready sword, for example, usually doesn't cost anything less than a couple hundred dollars.

More fool them: the combat system is fairly abstract, and a rare orchid to the face might hit as hard as a pound of lead.

And vice versa, right?

[NJW2000]

Yes.

[FallacyofUrist]

I'm takin' the spot!
~~~
Name: Bloody Jones
Description: A madman wearing a tuxedo. Soaked in blood.

Weapon Items:
13.5" Stainless Steel Heavy Duty Meat Cleaver Chef Knife Butcher Chopper MC-8: $13.95
Evergreen Black Metal Flag Pole: $15.95
Pack Of 10 Ml Industrial Syringes With 15G X 1-1/2 Blunt Tip Fill Needle: $10.85
1 ROLL DUCT TAPE 2"x 60 Yards Duct Tape Grey Heavy Duty High Quality: $6.99
Poulan 967146301 16 in. 38cc 2 Cycle Chainsaw: $180.11