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[martinuzz]

You could get one of those cakes that has a hidden cheerleader girl in it.

[TheBiggerFish]

>cake
CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE CHOCOLATE
And if that's an actual cake, I want some.

But yeah, my suggestion is to get the most chocolate per [preferred unit of measure].  ;P

Also, this seems an appropriate thread for it, so

Spoiler: IMAGE DEPLOYED (click to show/hide)

[Neonivek]

Unfortunately I didn't get to chose... kind of.

They are making me a strawberry cake (Storebought Vanilla Mix with Strawberry mixed in. Kind of tastes like Blueberry Muffin) with whipped cream and strawberries.

Ok... here is kind of an issue though.

I can't lie very well especially when it comes to gifts like this cake and they are REALLY REALLY peering in to see if I "actually" like it (they already did when I tasted it. I tried my best to say it was fine, but I wasn't convincing enough).

And... I have a pretty good idea how it is going to taste. Storebought mix makes sort of middling cake between "Birthday Cake" and Good Cakes (But not as high as fancy cake). Yet I am expected to love this cake...

I don't quite know how to train my reactions.

[MarcAFK]

As long as it has fresh whipped cream and strawberries on it, just pretend the cake doesn't exist, erase it from your mind and be one with the strawberries.
Unless they use some kind of artificial cream or God for it canned whipped cream(better eat that cake within 5 minute before that crap deflates). Then the pox on them I say!

[Orange Wizard]

pie

Don't listen to these weirdos who think pies should be sweet, seriously, what's up with that

You could get one of those cakes that has a hidden cheerleader girl in it.

Probably the best answer

[Neonivek]

You could get one of those cakes that has a hidden cheerleader girl in it.

Probably the best answer

Why? You don't even get any cake... and before you go "Well, you get other things" you don't.

[Orange Wizard]

I thought the point was to eat the cheerleader

[MarcAFK]

I wouldn't eat the cheerleader unless she was covered in cake from jumping out of an actual cake. Then again there would be a huge pile of cake I could eat instead so, screw her.

[martinuzz]

In any case congrats on your birthday!

[NJW2000]

Blatant derail, but I was surprised noone suggested guiness cake.

A great way to convince underage people that alcohol tastes nice 

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Ok... here is kind of an issue though.

I can't lie very well especially when it comes to gifts like this cake and they are REALLY REALLY peering in to see if I "actually" like it (they already did when I tasted it. I tried my best to say it was fine, but I wasn't convincing enough).

And... I have a pretty good idea how it is going to taste. Storebought mix makes sort of middling cake between "Birthday Cake" and Good Cakes (But not as high as fancy cake). Yet I am expected to love this cake...

I don't quite know how to train my reactions.

Don't lie. Be honest, but do not try to insult them.

[NJW2000]

Feign toothache?

[martinuzz]

Say you have decided to become a Diabetic