Turn 13: Meet Mr. JonesINIT:
AbstractTraitorHero(41)
Whisperling(26)
_DivideByZero_(60+20=80)
Lina(80)
Smarts(5)
Make sure there's nobody else on the floor. Other than that obviously not hostile evil butler robot.
Perception(2)
Lina and her minions spend the turn cleaning up their eyes. Because they can't seem to see.
Awaken and open the gate, bludgeoning Whisperling to death by surprise. Use Pseudo-Crisis to end the Amazon attack.
_DivideByZero_ springs up, awakening from his trance, gaining a +20 bonus to INIT and +1 to all physical rolls for this turn.
He then reaches within himself in a split second, and flips a switch that was off for good reason.
(Eight Gates: Opening Gate:
+4 to all physical rolls due to using the full capabilities of your body, taking it beyond what is normally allowed by your mind.
However, at the end of each turn, you must make a special damage resistance roll due to damaging your body with the power of the Gate.
In addition, after each of those rolls, you gain a -1 stacking penalty to future Eight Gates special damage resistance rolls.
Getting a 3 or 2 on this damage resistance roll results in the gate shutting off, a 1 or lower results in immediate death. All other rolls will have no effect.
After the Gate is turned off, it must cool down for a number of turns equal to the number of turn you were using it for.)
Cast Fist(4+4+1=9) vs. Precognitive Dodge(9+3-1-1=10)
However, as though Whisperling were warned in advance of the attack, he dodged, and succeeded. Barely.
_DivideByZero_ frowned. But, he had something else to do. He exerted his influence on another inner button, a different one than the first. And a crisis was resolved.
1: The crisis is resolved by an even worse crisis destroying the Amazons as a side effect.
2: Crisis resolved.
3: Crisis resolved.
4: Crisis resolved, and _DivideByZero_ gets the Trope Points from Lina.
Luck, Mate(1) ((well shucks.))
Inspiration(Arbitrary Mission Restriction, Circling Birdies, The Cape, A Degree In Useless, Sapient Tank, Psychologist Teacher, Gameplay Roulette)
Doctor Edward Jones was something of an average person before he fell in a vat of magical goo. Now:
He teaches The Study of Uselessness at Obvious University!
He acts as personal psychologist for all of his students!
He can stun anybody with a glance!
And most importantly...
He's physically, mentally, and spiritually invincible!
Now you must defeat him with... diplomacy, logic, reason! Words, not energy blasts, soul snatches...
Or he will stun you all and throw you in jail. Which is game over.
Whoever defeats him will gain 7 Trope Points. Yes. You read right.
Such a pity you can't fight him. Guess you'll have to use diplomacy.
Doctor Edward Jones has been added to the game. And he's dealt with all the Amazons.
Roll to come back brah then possess my butler's body.
Return From the Grave(3+2=5)
AbstractTraitorHero grabs hold of life. But she's slipping. (May try again next turn, but without bonus to soul magic)
((Agh, sorry.))
Check my tablet, react accordingly. Focus on avoiding threats- primarily the amazons, but if the tablet mentions anything else...
Done.
~~~
Eight Gates Damage(9+4=13)
_DivideByZero_ feels the damage being dealt to his body by the Opening Gate, but doesn't fall to it yet...
Floor 1:
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OOTWOOOOO
OOOD>OSSO
OOOOOOOOO
OpOOOOOOO
pOpOOOOOO
pOpOOOOOO
Floor 2:
OOOOHOOOO
OEOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOO<OAOK
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOO
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Key:
O=Floor
O=Mini-Lake Area
H=Hive of Butt-Biters
W=Whisperling
T=tntey's corpse
S=Heap of Stormtroopers
K=KingMurdoc's corpse
D=_DivideByZero_
A=AbstractTraitorHero's corpse, Ectoplasm Mode
p=Magical Penguin Corpse
E=Doctor Edward Jones
>=Up Stairs
<=Down Stairs
General Status: Healthy, Major Soul Damage(-2 to willpower, max cooldown of all active abilities with cooldowns increased by one), Eight Gates Capability(Opening Gate), Eight Gates(Opening Gate(+4 to all physical rolls, special resist modifier at +3))
Inventory: Handheld x-ray Machine, Laser Rifle.
Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Radiograph of Doom: Using your handheld x-ray machine, you can scan them and give them a lethal diagnosis, which gives them the Incurable Cough of Death trope. Assuming they stay still long enough for you to do effectively, anyway. 6(5+1) turn cooldown... And you start play with a handheld x-ray machine.
[Tier 1(MAX), Active]: Pseudo Crisis: As it turns out, the crisis you were just in wasn't actually a problem at all. You instantly resolve one crisis you are currently in when you use this ability. This ability can only be used once, however. Used up.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Sorting Algorithm of Evil: When you die, a NPC villain that starts with 5 tropes instead of 3 will appear and try to kill everybody.
General Status: Dead
Inventory: A Skateboard, a Laser Rifle
Tropes:
None
General Status: Large Laser Burn on Chest(-2 to resist chest damage, -1 to dodge, -2 to willpower), Full Body Burns(-1 to dodge), Major Soul Damage(-2 to willpower, max cooldown of all active abilities with cool downs increased by one), Greater Chest Burn(-2 to chest damage resistance)
Inventory: Tablet From The Future, A Troupe of Magical Penguin Corpses, Large Wrench
Tropes:
[Tier 1(MAX), Passive]: The Tape Knew You Would Say That: You are in possession of a tablet computer left to you by your future self, in which your future self recorded information about your immediate future and your fellow competitors. If you don't win, you may cause a time paradox.
[Tier 1, Active]: Ground Pound: You leap into the air and launch yourself downwards at your target. If you hit, you get +3 to damage and your target is stunned for one turn. Can also break through floors. 5(4+1) turn cooldown.
[Tier 1, Active]: "I Am Great!" Song: You(plus your chorus of magical penguins) sing a song about how great you are... which has no benefit other than fueling your narcissism. 6(5+1) turn cooldown.
General Status: Dead, Hanging Onto Life(may try again at return roll, without soul magic bonus)
Inventory: A Squad of Stormtroopers(8 Remaining, 1 Missing His Rifle, Permanently Shaken(-1 to everything), In a Heap, Soul Ache(-1 to next willpower roll)), Creepy Robot Butler(creepy, laser eyes, chainsaw blades that retract, evil laugh, +2 to durability)
Tropes:
[Tier 1, Active]: Converging-Stream Weapon: You may generate a number of small lasers that converge into one larger laser which is promptly fired at your target. This attack is so powerful that it gets +6 to damage. 6 turn cooldown.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Not-So-Phony Psychic: You may locate spirits and put them to rest... or rather turn them into bloodthirsty spirit monster things. But you don't know that part.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Soul Power: You have power over spirits/souls. You get +2 to manipulating spirits/souls, and in addition, when you die, you may make a roll to come back as a ghost.
[Tier 1, Passive]: You Are in Command Now: You have been assigned command over a squad of stormtroopers.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Unnecessarily Creepy Robot: You have a robot butler now. With retractable chainsaw blades, an evil laugh, and eye lasers. It gets +2 to durability. Further tiers will further improve the butler.
General Status: Dead
Inventory: Not Even a Soul
Tropes:
None
Tropes:
[Tier 1, Passive]: Butt Biter: The arena is home to a hive of small lizard creatures that bite the players' buttocks.
[Tier 1, Passive]: Amazon Brigade: If the game has not finished in 10 turns, a brigade of female cyborgs will arrive and try to kill all the players. No longer exist.
[Tier 1(MAX), Passive]: Scatting: The air is brimming with noise... nonsense vowels, basically. There will be no silence.
General Status: Healthy. Always will be healthy.
Inventory: Indestructible Red Cape, 7 Trope Points(will be transferred to whoever defeats him with words)
Diplomatic Statuses:
AbstractTraitorHero(
)
_DivideByZero_(
)
Whisperling(
)
Abilities:
[Active]: Stun Glare: Target is stunned for the next turn, unless they get an 8 or higher on a willpower roll.
[Passive]: Invulnerability: You cannot physically, mentally, or spiritually damage Doctor Jones.
((Any questions? Feedback?
Things I missed?))