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[TheBiggerFish]

"No, I'm serious though."

[Chevaleresse]

"Find evidence of Jesus of Nazareth commanding a sea serpent and we'll talk."

[TheBiggerFish]

"For a given value of true, I say."

[Chevaleresse]

"If you follow that up with something along the lines of 'and that value is zero' I might actually slap you." This is all said in an even tone with an unchanging expression.

[Powder Miner]

"Anyone of the same side here slapping anyone else of the same side (and we are the same side) would be Against The Rules, and I would have to intervene."
This is said, contrastingly, in a much less monotone manner than Isla's usual voice, her Scottish accent's lilt combining well with the sudden insistence.

[Chevaleresse]

Nobunaga glances at her and shrugs.

[TheBiggerFish]

"I was thinking more along the lines of point oh-oh-three or maybe seven.

....That was slightly creepy."

[Kassire]

"Allow him to believe what he wants, not like it's harming us by any considerable margin."

[ironsnake345]

Edwinn could not contain a snort of stifled laughter.

"So, I just want to add that, for me, that's entirely a new one! Seriously, I ended up studying values and beliefs in my spare time out of boredom-I learned about Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Zoroastrianism, Hinduism, A lot of Mesopotamian myths including the Epic of Gilgamesh, and don't get me started on Babylonian mythology-and that is a holy story I can soundly say I have NEVER heard before!"

"Also, yes, having read passages of the Old Testament, there's no way Jesus would feed people to Nidhoggr. The guy was so chill and humble that he never caused a single miracle except to save lives. Seriously, this is Mr. "If someone slaps you in the cheek, offer for them to slap your other cheek" we're talking about here. Guy's more passive than Ghandi."

[TCM]

Rustle looks at his pocket Bible, scanning the pages intensely before flipping it upside-down and nodding. "Yes, judging by the Old Testament you would guess that Christ is a pacifist, but by the age of 44 in the gospel of Shwang-Zi, you can see him begin to consider other things and he develops into a totally different kind of leader at age 49 in the Tome of


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[ironsnake345]

Upon hearing the somewhat eldritch title of that tome, Edwinn shudders violently, gasping as though short of breath. He then suddenly stops, shakes his head, and speaks with a somewhat exasperated tone:
"Dude, seriously, some warning the next time."

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Hecate looks over, finishing the last dregs of her coffee.
"......what?"

[Kassire]

"Though that is true, by the Volume of Tantamani, it would appear that Jesus had begun to appreciate the arts of writing plays and poetry, leading to a very artistic following whilst he was preaching in the lands of Australia."

[TheBiggerFish]

"You have got to be kidding me."

[Kassire]

With a large grin, Joshua continues to speak in a sardonic tone.
"One must acknowledge the greatness in Christ and his exploits, whether it be when he was sailing across the seven seas acquiring a fleet of followers bringing with him miracles to many sailors, to his landscaping in Scandinavia, creating the beautiful fjords that you can find there.