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[Chevaleresse]

"Sasaki Nobunaga is my name. Since the mistake has been made already, that is family name Sasaki and given name Nobunaga."

[Powder Miner]

Isla shakes his hand, then pauses to think at his inquiry. "I assume you mean religion.... ...I have never had the chance to learn of religions. I don't believe I have one."

[TCM]

"You don't need to worry, now that we're here there will be plenty of time to denote to the Book of Good News."

[ironsnake345]

"That's a new one for me as well. Please, do tell."

[Chevaleresse]

Nobunaga sighs and rolls his eyes again.

[TheBiggerFish]

"It's religion."

[TCM]

Rustle leaps upon the table and goes into an animated storytelling of the story of Jesus: How he was born of immaculate conception, wandered the lands of his home as a boy, and then eventually rose to become King of Atlantis, protecting his watery kingdom from all who dared to try and invade.

"And then, as the land-dwellers begged for mercy, professing that they were ignorant in the past and wanting of a new life under the love of God and his son Jesus Christ, the Messiah spoke and said, 'For thou, it is too late', and fed them to Níðhöggr, the Serpent Who Dwells Underneath." 

[TheBiggerFish]

"Correction:Probably an apocalypse-cult religion.  I hope you realize that none of the void beasties are God, no matter what they say."

[Chevaleresse]

"...That is both irritating and incorrect in the extreme."

[TheBiggerFish]

"It might not be incorrect, but I agree that it was kind of annoying..."

[Chevaleresse]

"Nidhoggr is a Norse creature and not Christian, and I'm fairly certain Atlantis is part of no religion's theology. And from what I know of Christianity, Jesus definitely wasn't the type to feed people to sea monsters anyway."

[Powder Miner]

"Immaculate conception... I haven't heard of that before. Also, if Jesus Christ had fed the land dwellers to this serpent, why are there still land dwellers? Furthermore, why worship him?"

[TCM]

"Immaculate conception... I haven't heard of that before. Also, if Jesus Christ had fed the land dwellers to this serpent, why are there still land dwellers? Furthermore, why worship him?"

"Because Jesus Christ, if you allow him into your heart, will fill you with love and gain you entry into the Kingdom of Heaven when you die, a realm beyond our own where you receive 72 Virgins and your phone is always completely charged."

"Nidhoggr is a Norse creature and not Christian, and I'm fairly certain Atlantis is part of no religion's theology. And from what I know of Christianity, Jesus definitely wasn't the type to feed people to sea monsters anyway."

"It sounds like your source must have read from a misprinting of the Bible! That's okay, many bootleg and badly translated editions exist nowadays. You want to get one of the originals."

[TheBiggerFish]

"All myths are true, for a given value of true?"

[Chevaleresse]

Nobunaga just sort of looks at him for a moment, and then goes back to fiddling with his spell. "Whatever. I would ask you to proselytize somewhere out of earshot but that's basically impossible."

"There are myths and legends with truth nehind them, yes- my presence here is a testament to such- but for some reason I doubt the veracity of this one."