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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1395141 times)

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15600 on: December 13, 2016, 06:13:08 am »
According to my enwspaper, your future minister of Foreign affairs, Tillerson, has never really travelled beyond his home state Texas. Think he might have some catching up to do.
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« Reply #15601 on: December 13, 2016, 06:41:20 am »
In view of recent news ,I'd like to retcon my previous support to Trump as a cunning plan to precipitate the downfall of America and thus allowing for the rise of United Europe. It was my plan all along, yes!
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15602 on: December 13, 2016, 08:27:52 am »
Quote from: Phmcw on December 13, 2016, 06:41:20 am
In view of recent news ,I'd like to retcon my previous support to Trump as a cunning plan to precipitate the downfall of America and thus allowing for the rise of United Europe. It was my plan all along, yes!
Dick Cheney confirmed for pro-Russian traitor.
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« Reply #15603 on: December 13, 2016, 08:30:34 am »
Dear Trump: Please lay off on being a bad president until you become a president... people are just trying to enjoy their last Christmas until America is renamed to "Hell".
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« Reply #15604 on: December 13, 2016, 08:44:07 am »
Dear Santa, please take Trump to the North Pole with you, and turn him into a little helper elf for eternity
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« Reply #15605 on: December 13, 2016, 08:45:41 am »
Quote from: martinuzz on December 13, 2016, 08:44:07 am
Dear Santa, please take Trump to the North Pole with you, and turn him into a little helper elf for eternity
You just want to ruin everyone's Christmas, do you ? :P
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15606 on: December 13, 2016, 08:47:11 am »
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15607 on: December 13, 2016, 08:47:57 am »
Quote from: Neonivek on December 13, 2016, 08:30:34 am
Dear Trump: Please lay off on being a bad president until you become a president... people are just trying to enjoy their last Christmas until America is renamed to "Hell".
No, no, you got it wrong.

America will be renamed "Russian America", and it will join Russian Federation as a part of the Trump-Putin Amendment to the Constitution that will establish Putin as the supreme civilian and military authority in USA.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15608 on: December 13, 2016, 08:53:18 am »
Quote from: Sergarr on December 13, 2016, 08:47:57 am
Quote from: Neonivek on December 13, 2016, 08:30:34 am
Dear Trump: Please lay off on being a bad president until you become a president... people are just trying to enjoy their last Christmas until America is renamed to "Hell".
No, no, you got it wrong.

America will be renamed "Russian America", and it will join Russian Federation as a part of the Trump-Putin Amendment to the Constitution that will establish Putin as the supreme civilian and military authority in USA.
Pournelle had it right; the CoDominium shall rise.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15609 on: December 13, 2016, 09:45:35 am »
Quote from: Sergarr on December 13, 2016, 12:40:40 am
So there's some... disagreement between agencies in USA on what role did Russia have in elections. So far, FBI and something named ODNI have put their word that there isn't enough evidence to say that Russia preferentially supported Trump, as opposed to CIA, who've claimed that.

One can only imagine what kind of hidden power struggle is currently going on underneath all those statements...

Called it.
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« Reply #15610 on: December 13, 2016, 09:57:15 am »
Quote from: PTTG?? on December 13, 2016, 09:45:35 am
Quote from: Sergarr on December 13, 2016, 12:40:40 am
So there's some... disagreement between agencies in USA on what role did Russia have in elections. So far, FBI and something named ODNI have put their word that there isn't enough evidence to say that Russia preferentially supported Trump, as opposed to CIA, who've claimed that.

One can only imagine what kind of hidden power struggle is currently going on underneath all those statements...

Called it.

Called what?

Quote from: Sergarr on December 13, 2016, 08:27:52 am
Quote from: Phmcw on December 13, 2016, 06:41:20 am
In view of recent news ,I'd like to retcon my previous support to Trump as a cunning plan to precipitate the downfall of America and thus allowing for the rise of United Europe. It was my plan all along, yes!
Dick Cheney confirmed for pro-Russian traitor.

Given how it's going to have full press coverage, it's going to be a very public takedown for Tillerson.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15611 on: December 13, 2016, 01:10:45 pm »
Quote from: Culise on December 13, 2016, 08:53:18 am
Quote from: Sergarr on December 13, 2016, 08:47:57 am
Quote from: Neonivek on December 13, 2016, 08:30:34 am
Dear Trump: Please lay off on being a bad president until you become a president... people are just trying to enjoy their last Christmas until America is renamed to "Hell".
No, no, you got it wrong.

America will be renamed "Russian America", and it will join Russian Federation as a part of the Trump-Putin Amendment to the Constitution that will establish Putin as the supreme civilian and military authority in USA.
Pournelle had it right; the CoDominium shall rise.

Eh, could be worse, right?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15612 on: December 13, 2016, 01:29:18 pm »
Quote from: smjjames on December 13, 2016, 09:57:15 am
Quote from: Sergarr on December 13, 2016, 08:27:52 am
Quote from: Phmcw on December 13, 2016, 06:41:20 am
In view of recent news ,I'd like to retcon my previous support to Trump as a cunning plan to precipitate the downfall of America and thus allowing for the rise of United Europe. It was my plan all along, yes!
Dick Cheney confirmed for pro-Russian traitor.

Given how it's going to have full press coverage, it's going to be a very public takedown for Tillerson.

Could be interesting, seeing as there's some opposition to Tillerson from Republicans we might see how the dynamics between Trump & the senate are going to work out.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15613 on: December 13, 2016, 03:56:58 pm »
Spoiler: Somewhat incendiary skype language regarding Mike Pence and his gay agenda (click to show/hide)
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #15614 on: December 13, 2016, 03:58:59 pm »
after considering 2016 i have done it

i have made the ultimate work of art

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