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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14445 on: November 30, 2016, 07:41:49 pm »
Quote from: wierd on November 30, 2016, 07:22:41 pm
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If you weren't on a list before you certainly are now, hehe.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14446 on: November 30, 2016, 07:43:51 pm »
oh dont be silly, of course i am on a watch list.  i am also harmless.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14447 on: November 30, 2016, 08:43:52 pm »
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14448 on: November 30, 2016, 09:27:06 pm »
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.

Plan the counter-invasion is certainly a reasonable addition.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14449 on: November 30, 2016, 09:34:19 pm »
This is why we need immortality, so everyone can actually learn all those things.
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« Reply #14450 on: November 30, 2016, 09:37:46 pm »
Quote from: Egan_BW on November 30, 2016, 09:34:19 pm
This is why we need immortality, so everyone can actually learn all those things.

That's not really all that long of a list. Decent liberal education with a decent summer jobs could pretty easily check all of those things.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14451 on: November 30, 2016, 09:42:38 pm »
I mean to get Legendary skill in all those. :P
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14452 on: November 30, 2016, 09:44:19 pm »
I can do most of those, at least in theory, but conning a ship?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14453 on: November 30, 2016, 09:47:12 pm »
Quote from: Caroline on November 30, 2016, 09:44:50 pm
Quote from: Egan_BW on November 30, 2016, 09:42:38 pm
I mean to get Legendary skill in all those. :P
I can figure out ways to mass-produce training materials for at least 80% of those.

I do have to wonder how you'd manage to practice dying gallantly more than once, though.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14454 on: November 30, 2016, 09:53:53 pm »
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« Reply #14455 on: November 30, 2016, 09:55:01 pm »
Oh boy.
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14456 on: November 30, 2016, 10:01:48 pm »
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« Reply #14457 on: November 30, 2016, 10:02:59 pm »
People having to pay that much more just to get around is hardly good news.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14458 on: November 30, 2016, 10:07:05 pm »
Quote from: redwallzyl on November 30, 2016, 09:53:53 pm
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/30/503863756/opec-agrees-to-first-cut-in-oil-production-since-2008

well, gas prices are going to start going up soon.

They have been artificially lowering prices and glutting the supply for a while now (well, it's been mostly Saudi Arabia), and it's hurting some OPEC members, so, they can only do it for so long.

Also, I thought OPEC had dissolved or greatly weakened or something when Saudi Arabia went rogue and started glutting the oil supply in an attempt to kill shale oil (American shale oil in particular)?

Anybody know what the heck Sen. Warren means by calling Mnuchin 'the Forrest Gump of the financial crisis'? I wiki'd Forrest Gump (I may have seen the movie, but I don't remember it) and I still don't get it. Might be trying to imply that Mnuchin is a dumb opportunist.

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http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/30/503863756/opec-agrees-to-first-cut-in-oil-production-since-2008

well, gas prices are going to start going up soon.

First good news I've heard in a while.

How is that good news?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: Post-Apocalypse
« Reply #14459 on: November 30, 2016, 10:10:27 pm »
Quote from: PTTG?? on November 30, 2016, 10:01:48 pm
Quote from: redwallzyl on November 30, 2016, 09:53:53 pm
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/11/30/503863756/opec-agrees-to-first-cut-in-oil-production-since-2008

well, gas prices are going to start going up soon.

First good news I've heard in a while.
Quote from: Wolfhunter107 on November 30, 2016, 10:02:59 pm
People having to pay that much more just to get around is hardly good news.
Well we'll have much more incentive to invest in renewables...
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It has been determined that Trump is an average unladen swallow travelling northbound at his maximum sustainable speed of -3 Obama-cubits per second in the middle of a class 3 hurricane.
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