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[MetalSlimeHunt]

If some shit does go down, I'm definitely checking for Durham incidents. Though those, if they occur, would probably turn into outright street murders.

Liveleak it is!

[Folly]

Currently watching the New York dinner with Trump and Clinton. Holy gods, that woman in the red dress seated directly behind the speaker's podium has some epic cleavage!

[TheBiggerFish]

Re:elections: I have an absentee ballot to print and mail.

Hopefully I'll actually do it :x

Glitch in the Matrix! This was supposed to be a movie, not real life!

2016:We wish we were joking.

[Rolan7]

Pfff, yeah Folly's not wrong.
Also kinda glad I looked, because these jokes are actually pretty funny (particularly since I just watched the 3rd debate).

[Frumple]

... having looked, I have to say that... that poor guy on the right of clinton/the podium, from our vantage. He looked like he'd been staring into the depths of hell* and was about to start crying, when I popped in.

Though yeah, that's a pretty steep v-neck. Have to admit a bit of curiosity as to how intentional that was, on their part.

*E: Plot twist, Jones was right about the smell of sulfur :V

[RedKing]

Currently watching the New York dinner with Trump and Clinton. Holy gods, that woman in the red dress seated directly behind the speaker's podium has some epic cleavage!

Did Trump motorboat her yet, like he did Giuliani?

[misko27]

I work in the polls on election day so let's hope for no funny business. Pollsites are usually VERY boring affairs, but presidential elections are the exception, and the last thing we need is some fucker showing up and shouting and shooting up the place and making my job harder. I'll keep you all up-to-date, and by up-to-date I mean "during my break".

Them jokes though.

I promise, if elected, to be the youngest and healthiest woman president ever.

I see the cleavage woman, but while they are nice it's not amazing. Maybe I'm not seeing it. Oh, wait. I  think I see it now. Huh. Yeah no thats pretty hot. I'm curious if that was intentional.

I was wondering why Clinton didn't make a joke at the expense of Catholics, and then I realized what the context of this event is. I still woulda slipped a "darn schismatics" in there if I was up there, but that's me.

[Sergarr]

It fall under "influence peddling". Or patronage.

And it won't impress anyone because you guys have been somehow convinced that this is normal. Well that IS the new normal, and it's being exported all  over the world now.

Do you really think this is something Americans invented? If so, then wow, American exceptionalism strikes again, because Chinese were doing that corruption thing for three millennia and counting.

I'd pay money for that.

Election 2016: The Movie.

Starring Trump as Trump, some famous actor as Hillary, a really old guy as Bernie, and 100 secret service members who engage in close-quarters combat with Trumps minions, watch a newbie Secret Service member rise in ranks and eventually lead the assault on Trump Tower.

Honestly I am waiting for a GOOD parody videogame of it. Right now they haven't exactly hit a good level.

What I do find funny is that there is a game "The Political Machine 2016" that is kind of skewed towards Trump... Significantly.

You can actually defeat Hilary Clinton by spamming the airwaves about "probing Hilary's emails" and nothing else.

Now I say skewed towards Trump because none of the controversy surrounding him (the acres and acres of it) actually makes it into the game.

This is both hilarious and depressingly realistic at the same time. Without Trump's controversies, he really could've made it to the Presidency just by spamming the e-mails non-issue (and Benghazi, can't forget Benghazi).

[Neonivek]

Is it sad that I'd rather talk about some woman's impressive Breasts then the actual election?

[Rolan7]

Considering how much we seriously discuss the election, I think we're probably still okay if we take a laugh break every now and then (:

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Honestly, I don't think Trump would have won without the sexual assault controversies. That was well after the first debate, and at that time his polls had already plummeted badly. It just took him from "fucked" to "really fucked".

[UXLZ]

You know, Clinton also has supporters that are likely incensed and fervent enough to cause violence. Hell, even Sanders probably has/had them. It's just a question of blame.

[Neonivek]

You know, Clinton also has supporters that are likely incensed and fervent enough to cause violence. Hell, even Sanders probably has/had them. It's just a question of blame.

If you did your research you will know that there have been 2 riots protesting Trump.

[mainiac]

You know, Clinton also has supporters that are likely incensed and fervent enough to cause violence. Hell, even Sanders probably has/had them. It's just a question of blame.

Blood for the Donkey Throne!

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Is it sad that I'd rather talk about some woman's impressive Breasts then the actual election?

Are you libidinous? Then no. The libido is older than political discussion.