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[Max™]

See, this is why I'm a liberal, men doing it: sleazy, women on the other... er... hand.

[RedKing]

But wont men be busy grabbing pussies?  I thought Trump was "for traditional marriage"?

Where do you think Trump is going to be? He's like the Santa Claus of sexual assault.

[mainiac]

So that's why they recruited Ailes.

[nenjin]

"A chicken in every pot, a hand on every crotch." Trump 2016.

[WealthyRadish]

I keep thinking we're in the opening years of HoI3, with the little flavor events popping up for the Hindenburg disaster, the Olympic games, and other innocuous little things that let you know it's getting close to time for Germany to invade Czechoslovakia.

[Egan_BW]

With the total number of hands available, we could likely have two hands on almost every crotch. To be fair, I'm unsure as to the ratio between people with severed hands and people with severed crotches, but it should average out that way.

Of course, the most efficient way, cost-wise, to put two hands on every crotch is to simply have everyone cover their crotch with both hands. It could be a holiday. "Cover your crotch day".

[SalmonGod]

Re: Baseball

I liked that one time a bird flew right in front of a pitch and got squarely obliterated in a great cartoonish puff of feathers.  I think it was a fastball at a professional game.  Most entertaining thing the sport has ever produced for me, unless you count the Epic Rap Battle with Babe Ruth.  That was one of the better ones.

[RedKing]

Re: Baseball

I liked that one time a bird flew right in front of a pitch and got squarely obliterated in a great cartoonish puff of feathers.  I think it was a fastball at a professional game.

Spoiler: For those curious.... (click to show/hide)

In case you're worried, it's not that graphic. It really does look like something out of a cartoon.

[Frumple]

... apparently, in reaction to those single gender poll maps 538 did, trump supporters are now spreading #RepealThe19th. I'd like to think it's just poe/trolls, but. This election.

This goddamn election.

[nenjin]

I mean either a)....

Half of Trump supporters are really just trolls riding this for all its worth

or b).....

There are no women supporters of Trump left.

With the total number of hands available, we could likely have two hands on almost every crotch.

You need to keep one hand on your gun though. This is 'Murica after all. So that's not going to work out.

[Frumple]

Nah, there's some left -- the 538 female one showed there'd still be a few red states. They just apparently hate themselves rather vehemently.

But yeah, in a massively unsurprising turn of events, trump has been bleeding female votes for a while now. If october keeps on giving, I can't see that trend stopping much in the next few week.

[SalmonGod]

With the total number of hands available, we could likely have two hands on almost every crotch. To be fair, I'm unsure as to the ratio between people with severed hands and people with severed crotches, but it should average out that way.

Of course, the most efficient way, cost-wise, to put two hands on every crotch is to simply have everyone cover their crotch with both hands. It could be a holiday. "Cover your crotch day".

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Strife26]

Re: Baseball

I liked that one time a bird flew right in front of a pitch and got squarely obliterated in a great cartoonish puff of feathers.  I think it was a fastball at a professional game.

Spoiler: For those curious.... (click to show/hide)

In case you're worried, it's not that graphic. It really does look like something out of a cartoon.

Anyone know what the pitch was called? I mean, I guess it's a wild pitch, but I see it as fan interference too.

It got a special designation as "no-pitch" which is apparently a thing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_pitch

[Sergarr]

Donald Trump says Isis will take over US if Clinton wins

As his poll numbers sink, Trump told a Florida crowd that his campaign would be the ‘single biggest waste of time and money’ if he doesn’t win

“If we don’t win this election, I don’t know what I’m going to do,” he told the crowd.

The quotes, there are so many quotes!

[mainiac]

Donald Trump says Isis will take over US if Clinton wins

I guess he realized that trying to run against the record of Obama or Bill Clinton wasn't working because they are so much more popular then he is.  So he is trying to run against competition at his own level.