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[Max™]

Guys, guys, guys.

The debate is approaching.

I genuinely don't know what's going to happen next. Like, no clue. What will Trump do? What will Clinton do? What will the audience do?

Clinton walks out on stage, pulls out a great big doobie and just starts blazing it so she is too calm to have a heart attack when Trump literally craps himself 15 minutes in.

She still has to be airlifted out after literally coughing up a lung from laughing too hard, bahahaha, hack hack, splut.

Hillary's lung goes on to win the debate handily.

[RedKing]

On the other hand, someone gently touching a woman's shoulder could easily turn into a successful conviction of sexual assault if the woman gets a good lawyer and turns up the waterworks in court.

Wait, you actually believe that myth?

wewlad

It's about time someone stood up for straight white males and made sure their voices were heard.

Yeah, I'm getting a distinct whiff of MRA. That, or someone ate a pile of flaming diapers earlier.

[PTTG??]

We've got an MRA on the board? Ugh, if you see one, there's probably a hundred more lurking around between the threads. Somebody get a fumigator, we have to get it now before the infestation spreads.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

This thread is so predictable.

[Cheeetar]

This thread is so predictable.

Yeah? Well you're predictable!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Let's not turn the thread into a buzzword witchunt, we'll have plenty of time for that after the debate.

[Teneb]

Let's not turn the thread into a buzzword witchunt, we'll have plenty of time for that after the debate.

Does that mean AmeriPol thread is a simulation of actual AmeriPol?

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Let's not turn the thread into a buzzword witchunt, we'll have plenty of time for that after the debate.

Does that mean AmeriPol thread is a simulation of actual AmeriPol?

It all comes together.

[Loud Whispers]

maximum overshitlord

[Max™]

Fuck it, let's tie in the AI thread and ponder the question: is our buzzword witch hunt Turing complete?

[mainiac]

Oh hey it's the impossible female standard.  I'm surprised we haven't seen much of it lately.

That would make a great comic book.

"Look out you filthy liberals, there'll be no progress on defeating gender inequality on this day, not as long as THE IMPOSSIBLE FEMALE STANDARD is here to stop you!"

Who does IFS fight?

Michelle Obama.

Daaaaamn, I wanna watch this movie.  Is her superpower bare arms?

[birdy51]

Fuck it, let's tie in the AI thread and ponder the question: is our buzzword witch hunt Turing complete?

I already consider this my "Things that terrified you" thread.

[Starver]

Michelle Obama.

Daaaaamn, I wanna watch this movie.  Is her superpower bare arms?

She has that right!

[SirQuiamus]

On the other hand, someone gently touching a woman's shoulder could easily turn into a successful conviction of sexual assault if the woman gets a good lawyer and turns up the waterworks in court.

And to stay safe from the false rape menace, you're currently living alone in a sealed concrete bunker thirty feet underground. Good for you!

[Max™]

Michelle Obama.

Daaaaamn, I wanna watch this movie.  Is her superpower bare arms?

She has that right!

'Not so fast, Impossible Female Standard, you poor excuse for a 2-D character!'
"That voice, it can't be, THE FIRST LADY?"
'Make that, the First Ladies!'
*Rosalyn, with the power of uh... peanuts!*
*Barbara, who can read the writing on the wall!*
*Laura, the only Bush that was actually a Texan!*
*Bill, ahyuh-huh, more like First Dude amirite?*
'And Michelle makes 5, so are you going to give up peacefully?'
"Do I like French to you?"
'Alright ladies, roll 'em up, we've all got the right... to bare arms!'