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[FearfulJesuit]

Donald releases a non-apology, promises to appear at the debate in two days.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Hot damn, my apology prediction was kind of on the level.

[smjjames]

Donald releases a non-apology, promises to appear at the debate in two days.

In which he tries to pin it on Bill again saying that Bill and Hillary are worse.

Why the republicans are trying to make it about Bill Clinton when he's not the one running for president, I have no idea. I suppose that's just the baggage that comes with having a former president for a husband.

[PTTG??]

I was kind of hoping the apology would turn into a rickroll about halfway through.

[misko27]

Well, that confirms in my mind that Donald Trump will fight it out to the bitter end. Now to see whether how many of his supporters are willing to go down with the ship. It looks like someone took hold of the man, gave him the sternest talking-to he's had this election, and sat him down in front of the camera before the chastening wore off.

Shit I'm too giddy about this. I need to sleep. The comments will still be there tomorrow, after all.

[mainiac]

I think at this point Hillary's plan for the debate is just sit around texting on a blackberry.  If they want her to speak she will just say "Nah, Donald's got this.  Imma be here, just gotta send a few more emails."

Best explanation I've seen yet:
https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/784580118207422465

[Max™]

"Spent time with grieving mothers who'd lost their children" like the Khans?
"Laid off workers" like the ones you refused to pay?

Gotta love the "Bill was totally more of a coozehound! Oh and Hillary was mean!" tossed in there though.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

I think at this point Hillary's plan for the debate is just sit around texting on a blackberry.  If they want her to speak she will just say "Nah, Donald's got this.  Imma be here, just gotta send a few more emails.

This will be a record turnaround for SNL sketches becoming reality.

[RedKing]

Why the republicans are trying to make it about Bill Clinton when he's not the one running for president, I have no idea. I suppose that's just the baggage that comes with having a former president for a husband.

Meh, if Jeb! had been the nominee, I have no doubt a lot of the Democrats' strategy would have been "Hey, remember when your brother got us into a decades-long quagmire in Iraq? Good times, good times..."

I think at this point Hillary's plan for the debate is just sit around texting on a blackberry.  If they want her to speak she will just say "Nah, Donald's got this.  Imma be here, just gotta send a few more emails.

This will be a record turnaround for SNL sketches becoming reality.

Dick in a Box when?

[Karnewarrior]

EDIT: You know, with blood coming from his eyes, blood coming from his wherever....

((Please ignore how late I am, I was busy romancing a sword.))

But no blood could exit his eyes, because Donald Trump's eyes are sealed shut with super glue.

Why do you think he always looks like he took too many laxatives?

[Egan_BW]

look im a cool kid too

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[Harry Baldman]

I thought he was already politically radioactive? Though this would probably be the political equivalent of a reactor meltdown.

A bit late, but...

[Dorsidwarf]

If Orange Wigman doesn't win.

[Leafsnail]

Interesting that he didn't deny committing the sexual assault he confessed to in that tape. That's surely the way you'd want to spin it.

[Criptfeind]

No, north dakota is that place with the giant presidential rock heads

Nah. That's south Dakota.

Think of pretty much anything you think might be in north Dakota, turns out other then Fargo, it's in south Dakota.

So close to pure nothing. If only Fargo was more willing to become Minnesota, think of the possibilities! I'm sure that NASA would appreciate having an area of pure void that they could study without big expensive rockets.