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mainiac

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6000 on: October 07, 2016, 09:50:08 pm »

Reelya is the reason your daughter cant have a pony.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6001 on: October 07, 2016, 09:50:52 pm »

One problem I think with the "big research project is a waste of money" argument, is that it's a problem of infinite regression.

Inventing cars was a waste, when we could have applied the costs to making sure the poor all had their own horse and buggies.

This internet thing? Complete waste of all that money when there are still people who can't read out there.

Books? You can't eat books, and look how much money is wasted on printing them.
All of that was done by good investors and entrepreneurs, not the liberal arts losers we churn out these days, and certainly not by some disruptive government tax schemes.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6002 on: October 07, 2016, 09:51:17 pm »

Reelya is the reason your daughter cant have a pony.
No, my daughter can't have a pony because one nearly bit my finger off when I was a kid. Fuck those midget murderhorses.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6003 on: October 07, 2016, 09:51:44 pm »

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6004 on: October 07, 2016, 09:51:58 pm »

It's kindof crazy seeing all these Republicans refuse to withdraw their endorsals of noted sex attacker Donald Trump.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6005 on: October 07, 2016, 09:54:17 pm »

MSH is too good at this. I know the feeling. I started making jokes today in a videogame saying "duh what server is this" despite being a regular, and nearly got votebanned for my troubles. In 2016 all trolling looks serious.
About the only thing that the Republicans would probably make hay out of are the stuff about mobile devices. If this is the leak that is supposed to 'destroy' Clinton, it looks extremely tame. At least in comparison to the stuff that is coming out of Trumps closet, which has an army of skeletons rattling about evidently.
Trump doesn't so much have skeletons in his closet as a bunch of cultists in dark robes ritually sacrificing babies to his ego in order to give it the power it needs not to collapse into a Kugelblitz.
I am giggling like a maniac right now.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6006 on: October 07, 2016, 09:57:23 pm »

It's kindof crazy seeing all these Republicans refuse to withdraw their endorsals of noted sex attacker Donald Trump.

Yeah, it's like they're going through some strange cognitive dissonance.

edit: There's some sort of video statement that Trump made which the media is awaiting the release of.
« Last Edit: October 07, 2016, 10:04:40 pm by smjjames »
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6007 on: October 07, 2016, 10:07:27 pm »

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6008 on: October 07, 2016, 10:08:22 pm »

Happy October Surprise!
C'mon fj, we're not at the surprise yet. This is the pre-surprise pony show. It's only the first week. We've got three more to go.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6009 on: October 07, 2016, 10:08:30 pm »

As a recap, there's the first major hurricane to hit the US Southeast in a decade, they finally fucking found Flight MH370 (or at least part of it), and the Chicago-freakin'-Cubs may make it to the World Series.

This is all but wispy ephemera in the face of the raging force of nature that is the Trump Hole. Its news density so strong that not even light or Tweets can escape, bending the fabric of media itself until all is Trump and Trump is all. I figure it can't be too much longer until Trump's face splits and he acknowledges that he is ZALGO. (I'll have to let someone more artistically inclined illustrate that.)

EDIT: You know, with blood coming from his eyes, blood coming from his wherever....
« Last Edit: October 07, 2016, 10:10:14 pm by RedKing »
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6010 on: October 07, 2016, 10:13:49 pm »

Happy October Surprise!
C'mon fj, we're not at the surprise yet. This is the pre-surprise pony show. It's only the first week. We've got three more to go.

Why not have multiple in October?
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6011 on: October 07, 2016, 10:14:52 pm »

I WANT OFF MR 2016'S WILD RIDE.
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6012 on: October 07, 2016, 10:15:58 pm »

I wonder if MSH is being sarcastic. I wish I knew, in the general sense of "I wish that statements such as MSH's were clearly not held by anyone."

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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6013 on: October 07, 2016, 10:17:04 pm »

I wonder if MSH is being sarcastic. I wish I knew, in the general sense of "I wish that statements such as MSH's were clearly not held by anyone."

Spoiler: Speaking of Satire (click to show/hide)
Broken links are extremely satirical.  :P
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Re: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American
« Reply #6014 on: October 07, 2016, 10:17:39 pm »

Canada got me.
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