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Author Topic: Doc Helgoland's Asylum for the Politically American: T+0  (Read 1414286 times)

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« Reply #495 on: July 19, 2016, 04:30:27 am »
You know, I just figured out the thing that bothers me most. It isn't that he's obviously a gigantic gila monster--trying to divert attention from their own native habitat overlapping mexico and the southwest--being controlled by a hair monster from another universe. It isn't the casually racist, insane, insanely racist, or casually insane things he says.

No, awful as that stuff is, it isn't his biggest sin.

No adult male should wear a baseball cap in public.

Are you 9 years old? Ok.
Are you a baseball player? Dear god, I'm so sorry, wear whatever you want man, you've served in hell.

Otherwise? If you're going to wear a hat, there are lots of options that are respectable, fashionable, appropriate for a man in public, particularly one who doesn't want to look like a little boy or massive douchebag, if you don't like any of those, fine, just don't wear a hat.

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #496 on: July 19, 2016, 05:08:51 am »
Quote from: Max™ on July 19, 2016, 04:30:27 am
No adult male should wear a baseball cap in public.
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I blame Ron Howard.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #497 on: July 19, 2016, 05:13:00 am »
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #498 on: July 19, 2016, 05:14:02 am »
Quote from: Max™ on July 19, 2016, 04:30:27 am
No adult male should wear a baseball cap in public.
Gonna stop you there, there are currently only two hats acceptable for men to wear in the West, and only one of those can be worn by poor people. Take away them sun caps and only Aussies and Royal Ascot'll have hats, so check your hat privilege - or should I say, hate privilege
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #499 on: July 19, 2016, 05:18:23 am »
I blame Ron Howard for many things, but I said adult male, he's a former child star, big difference there.

LW, I'm a Texan, if I want to wear a cowboy hat, nobody will say squat for two reasons: I look good in it, and 99% chance I'm carrying. A fedora or bowler or whatnot doesn't carry the same "you might get shot for questioning it" effect, but I look better in them than cowboy hats.
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« Reply #500 on: July 19, 2016, 05:20:14 am »
I find it hilarious that Clinton's campaign is selling "Love Trumps Hate Hillary Clinton" t-shirts.

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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #501 on: July 19, 2016, 05:20:46 am »
Quote from: Max™ on July 19, 2016, 04:30:27 am
No adult male should wear a baseball cap in public.
but it's my only hat type

all my hats are baseball hats
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #502 on: July 19, 2016, 05:22:20 am »
Sorry, into the shame-closet with Ron Howard you go.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #503 on: July 19, 2016, 05:32:12 am »
My head is too big for any hat.

I might have to become Sikh so I can wear a turban.

in related news: If I wear Sikh I'd name my child Urban.
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« Reply #504 on: July 19, 2016, 05:40:37 am »
I honestly didn't know what Colbert was wearing, it looked vaguely like a turban so I was really confused as the only thing I know about that movie was some guy wanting to kat that one chicks niss pre-fappening?

Urban would look nice in a turban, my great-grandfather was named Urban actually.
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« Reply #505 on: July 19, 2016, 05:45:50 am »
Quote from: Max™ on July 19, 2016, 05:40:37 am
I honestly didn't know what Colbert was wearing, it looked vaguely like a turban so I was really confused as the only thing I know about that movie was some guy wanting to kat that one chicks niss pre-fappening?

Urban would look nice in a turban, my great-grandfather was named Urban actually.

He must have been wearing a dutch tuxedo
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #506 on: July 19, 2016, 05:48:31 am »
Quote from: Max™ on July 19, 2016, 05:18:23 am
LW, I'm a Texan, if I want to wear a cowboy hat, nobody will say squat for two reasons: I look good in it, and 99% chance I'm carrying. A fedora or bowler or whatnot doesn't carry the same "you might get shot for questioning it" effect, but I look better in them than cowboy hats.
Hmmm, but you must see, the rest of the world is not as culturally advanced as Texas

Quote from: Sheb on July 19, 2016, 05:20:14 am
I find it hilarious that Clinton's campaign is selling "Love Trumps Hate Hillary Clinton" t-shirts.
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No guac bowls 0/10 foolish trump merchant
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« Reply #507 on: July 19, 2016, 06:37:49 am »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on July 19, 2016, 05:48:31 am
Quote from: Max™ on July 19, 2016, 05:18:23 am
LW, I'm a Texan, if I want to wear a cowboy hat, nobody will say squat for two reasons: I look good in it, and 99% chance I'm carrying. A fedora or bowler or whatnot doesn't carry the same "you might get shot for questioning it" effect, but I look better in them than cowboy hats.
Hmmm, but you must see, the rest of the world is not as culturally advanced as Texas
I know you're trying to be funny and teasing here, but you really have no idea just how funny it is, Texas is a weird place to produce such liberal scumbag socialism loving anarchists like myself--in large part because I got fed up with the schools BEFORE they had been filled with creationist bullshit, and wound up getting an education the old fashioned way, by reading and questioning everyone and everything--while at the same time having a general idea of it which lets derpbags from Connecticut like Bush pass themselves off as "giddyup rough'n'tumble guntotin' yeehaw cowboys" to anyone from out of state.

Yes, at birth you are issued a gun, cowboy hat, and stirrups (you gotta find your own horse) but most people where I grew up just dump them somewhere unfortunate like Fort Worth and move on.
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Re: Ameripol\{RK, mainiac}
« Reply #508 on: July 19, 2016, 06:41:03 am »
I wasn't being sarcastic

As Western civilization crumbles, places like Texas have hats that prove why it stood in the first place

Also I'm not too surprised by Texas producing liberal scumbag socialism loving anarchists, cos I've met Republicans from California who supported Obamacare

Weirdest mishmash I've seen actually were not Murricans, but a Chinese family that spoke English with Russian accents
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« Reply #509 on: July 19, 2016, 06:42:34 am »
Them last few words 'bout californ-i-ayyy don't make no sense in that there arrangementation ya see.
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